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boner confessor posted:also where's dark chocolate and muff diving day Every loving day, man. Give or take a few a month, but those are extra dark chocolate days.
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I'm just gonna link this cause there's shorter phone books but click if you ever wanted to read the foam video novelization
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Bubblyblubber posted:I've found the other's side perspective on all the other "crazy loving inlaws ruining my wedding!!!" posts: she wants to gently caress him, her son
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:u gotta fight sounds like loretta bobbit day to me
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quote:Another time, I offered to mow her front and back yard, but she told me not to worry about it or make a special trip for it. So I decided one Saturday to show up and surprise her and mow her lawn, but she was already outside mowing it. I offered to help and so she let me weedwack and use the blower to clear the sidewalk and that was it. I get where everyone's coming from but if his worst attribute is that he's upset he can't do stuff for her and doesn't feel helpful, he's automatically a better boyfriend than most of the posters in that subreddit. You can do a lot worse than that. I mean, he's still wrong and all but it seems like all he needs is a quick reality check and he'll be good to go. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Mar 3, 2017 |
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Werong Bustope posted:Uggggh that sort of dude is the worst
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Well SA, it's been quite the journey. it's taken us a good 15+ years of sifting through the internet, but we've finally done it. We've found the Fountain of Eternal Comedy. Huge props to all the content posters dredging reddit and keeping it going. 
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:u gotta fight Lmao I want her and independent girlfriend to get married. gently caress this guy
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Lmao I want her and independent girlfriend to get married. gently caress this guy yeah that goes beyond White Day and Father's Day for "poo poo people transparently made up for their own ends"
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PleasingFungus posted:ｏｐｅｎ ｒｅｌａｔｉｏｎｓｈｉｐｓ I know we've been down this rabbit hole before but this is still such a weird mentality to me. Like if you check the comments you see stuff like: quote:It is dishonest to sleep with someone when you are in an open relationship without disclosing that fact. Even if you say you do not want a relationship, that person goes into the situation assuming you are single. You should tell her regardless of what you decide to do, and next time be more upfront from the beginning. and it's just like, why? When you're doing online dating most people schedule up several dates a week and can easily end up dating multiple people at once while you get to know each other to see if things are goin anywhere. Beyond that a lot of people are gonna have fuckbuddies when they're single, old flames or friends things didn't/won't work out longterm but "hey when we're both bored and single we keep each other company now and then" relationships. Is it expected people disclose this on the first date? Like you sit down and go "hey glad we could meet up but before we start I hosed a friend last weekend and have a netflix and chill date next friday with someone I met on tinder a bit ago" Particularly if you went into it saying that "you're not looking for a relationship" it just seems so weird to me that anyone would expect exclusivity without a convo on it or even consider it an obligation to make it their business to begin with.
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shut the gently caress up Mirthl- waitPick posted:yeah that goes beyond White Day and Father's Day for "poo poo people transparently made up for their own ends" isn't it an internet joke, a la the Flying Spaghetti Monster I had no idea this was a real thing real people practiced religiously
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ArbitraryC posted:I know we've been down this rabbit hole before but this is still such a weird mentality to me. Like if you check the comments you see stuff like:
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Pick posted:yeah that goes beyond White Day and Father's Day for "poo poo people transparently made up for their own ends" Steak and bj day would almost make sense as a joke holiday if Vday was super gendered in the US but it's not so it's transparently a bitter hateful thing. For this recent valentines day for example I cooked a nice dinner (steak ironically) and made some crazy good chocolate cookies while the gf got me a nice box of chocolates and a sweet card, we just had a nice night celebrating being a couple.
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ArbitraryC posted:"hey glad we could meet up but before we start I hosed a friend last weekend and have a netflix and chill date next friday with someone I met on tinder a bit ago" This is a great opener can I use it
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Elsa posted:This is a great opener can I use it Only if you report back.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I had no idea this was a real thing real people practiced religiously Anyone who does it is just as insufferably stupid as you would expect for a person who doesnt grasp how Valentines Day works.
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durrrr women take stuff, where's my stuuufffff
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I had no idea this was a real thing real people practiced religiously count your lucky stars you dont know people who celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day or No Pants Day
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It doesn't get weird until they disclose their open relationship as they hang a sock on their bedroom doorknob.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Frankly I don't need or want a summary listing of all your sexual partners the first time we meet. We both can politely assume they exist and not ask. it's important to know: This Guy Fucks
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boner confessor posted:count your lucky stars you dont know people who celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day or No Pants Day Everyday is No Pants Day  (if you are unemployed)
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PleasingFungus posted:it's important to know: This Guy Fucks 
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boner confessor posted:count your lucky stars you dont know people who celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day or No Pants Day I mean, yeah, in the same sense I'm thankful I'm not waking up in a dumpster with a dirty needle sticking out of my arm, but if that's your life situation maybe you should look to rectifying it.
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Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this gently caress, without express written consent of Major League loving, is prohibited.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I think Japan sort of separates Valentine's Day by gender, presumably blowjobs are involved on the male day? Valentine's Day and White Day. I don't remember which is which.
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First one girls gives guys chocolate, second one guys give girls who gave them chocolate repayment gifts, usually the return gift is supposed to be more spendy than what was originally received.
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China does Qixi and Valentines Day, but Qixi is uh weird and while nowadays its a day where women go and ask boys out/couples celebrate, traditionally women did contests showing off their domestic skills to attract a suitor like a home ec version of american ninja warrior.
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Barudak posted:China does Qixi and Valentines Day, but Qixi is uh weird and while nowadays its a day where women go and ask boys out/couples celebrate, traditionally women did contests showing off their domestic skills to attract a suitor like a home ec version of american ninja warrior. I want to watch a hyped up movie about that with ridiculous sound effects and action shots.
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Barudak posted:China does Qixi and Valentines Day, but Qixi is uh weird and while nowadays its a day where women go and ask boys out/couples celebrate, traditionally women did contests showing off their domestic skills to attract a suitor like a home ec version of american ninja warrior. I wish we had that, frankly, because my domestic skills are ace  .But nowadays everyone expects that women can't actually cool and don't know how to create oxidative cleaner without buying "oxyclean".
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ArbitraryC posted:Only if you report back. as good a reason to try Tinder as any
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:if I had the mental strength to be a celibate dungeon crawl monk, I would i strive to live my life as an example for others.
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Pick posted:I wish we had that, frankly, because my domestic skills are ace I tried to google this "oxidative cleaner" poo poo out of curiosity and all google will give me is poo poo about industrial wastewater processing OR how to clean oxidized headlights with toothpaste, so apparently you're the only person to know that thing and would win all the wifing tourneys or whatever, grats e: vv oh is that all! okay yeah thanks, just never heard it called that. InediblePenguin fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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hydrogen peroxide and baking soda, use it to clean baked-on poo poo in your oven catchments and stuff
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cumshitter posted:So assuming she ate soup three meals a day for 3 days the emergency rations for a household of 3 was 9 cans of soup? Being "the internet", always assume the poster is fat. She was probably going through a case of soup a day.
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Oh boy, this one's a dousey. Both American born, married 25+ years 3 kids together. she leaves moves to Kuwait, sends me Kuwait court papers saying we have annulment, am I still married? quote:so both American born, and married in U.S. together for 25+ years, 3 kids together, while I was in Iraq she hops on a plane moves to Kuwait without telling anyone. youngest was 16 when she abandoned them. couple years go by I get some kind of Arabic paper work in a dhl envelope from her. the paper work appears to be Kuwait court saying we have an annulment thru a Kuwait court. she has sense remarried to another man not an American (alarm bells using her for citizenship) I guess the question is am I still married to her? and if so is she committing polygamy? if so who do I call to tell them the guy shes married to now should not get citizenship? ughhhh just so many questions quote:yea I did some research and found out about Huntington's disease one of the symptoms is the urge to flee, just take the gently caress off. many cases of people emptying bank accounts and leaving families infants with no notice, and being found 15 years later homeless and destitute and what not. bad situation. people charged with murder because they could not explain the disappearance of a spouse unexpectedly leaving with no prior history of mental illness and what not. one of her uncles has paranoia schizophrenia... I don't know what it all means but I need to protect my boys and myself from her. the other side is I know this Egyptian guy is just with her for his American citizenship and I know once the 5 year mark hits he's coming to America weather she likes it or not. he'll just leave here there in Kuwait to fend for herself, I know this is going to happen. she doesn't understand that she's like a lottery ticket over there to them. well maybe she does, I don't know. I'd just like to nail her rear end to the proverbial cross for the sake of justice for my boys, they deserve at least that much. see her charged and convicted of polygamy. wouldn't want to see her do any jail time just the conviction for the win, and to say I was correct and that I'm not the bad guy in all this. quote:they have a saying all over the middle east "women are for babies, men are for fun" in Afghanistan they have a thing called "man love Thursday" I swear to God I'm not making this up Google it. so that on Friday "prayer day" they can ask for forgiveness. I was at a small FOB (forward operating base) down in the Helmand province in south Afghanistan and they had a small contingent of Afghan National Army they called them the A,N,A for short, well I walked by their tent on a Thursday afternoon on my way to the mess tent and the tent flap was pulled back so anyone could look in, half the guys were on their knees blowing the other half not lying. ever heard the phrase Bacha boy? no way I can make that poo poo up. I learned very quickly over there Muslims have two faces, the one they show you and their real one they don't. just remember, women are for babies and men are for fun. Time and time again hundreds of men, teenagers, kids tell me the same exact thing. It's what they believe, it's how they live. tells you alllllll you need to know about them. Now back to your original question "reasons besides citizenship" you can swallow the red pill and open your eyes to the truth, or you can swallow the blue pill and be as naive as you wish to be. but seriously google or youtube Man love Thursday or Bacha boy and see that I'm not lying to you. ten years living over there I think I've seen enough to know what I'm talking about. quote:yea she's always been the religious type going form church to church, then she did a 1 year contract up in Kuwait and I think someone brain washed her, she converted to Islam wears the whole ninja out fit minus the veil. she went waaaay far off the reservation. someone pointed me to a video of her on you tube of her doing a half hour interview on Kuwait state tv on how she found Islam and converted and what not. and you know how after you live with someone for 25 years you know when their faking it or lying to you, or somethings just off about them? all the Um's and ah's and long pauses between speaking, that's all I could hear from her in the video, she just sounded so fake. sad thing is I showed to my youngest son and he said he'd forgotten what his mother looked like until he watched the video. none of the three could watch more than a couple of minutes of it. not a single birthday card for any of them no phone calls at all ever. no communication with her children for like 6 years now. had a few strictly business calls from her, how to dispose of her car, taxes things like that but nothing else from her. I just hope she doesn't come back with a suicide vest on. Ah la la la la la la la BOOM!!!
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