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Perestroika posted:This seems relevant: the 2002 kanon anime is a crowning achievement in faithfully adapting the same artist as clannad's terrible character designs into animation, but the real gem is the main character having a giant chin that makes up half of his face
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Mar 9, 2017 17:18
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Look man it doesn't look as bad in motion.
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Mar 9, 2017 17:19
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Vargatron posted:Is there no review or quality control to Steam Greenlight games at all? For all its flaws and rampant abuse of the voting system Greenlight at least does fulfill it's role in letting small indie games get onto the store. Granted it also lets in a lot of trash but its not like theres a limited amount of space on Steam so it's only a problem for people who take The Inegrity Of My Steam Front Page Experience too seriously. The new system Valve is working on is going to abandon the community system entirely and is just going to be letting people pay a flat fee to get their games on Steam, which seems like the worst of both worlds because it does nothing to actually control quality or curate content but does lock out especially small and poor developers who can't gamble what could be over a thousand dollars on their game being successful on Steam.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:03
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Vargatron posted:Look man it doesn't look as bad in motion. There was an anime that was entirely rotoscoped a few years back. Having not watched it, but seeing all the screenshots, it was absolutely an experience. Lunethex fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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Mar 9, 2017 18:10
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The Colonel posted:clannad is a super old vn and the art in it has pretty much always been considered a joke even by people who like it. Yeah, it was a big inspiration for Megatokyo for those who remember that internet tire fire. it's still burning
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Mar 9, 2017 18:13
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Yeah, it was a big inspiration for Megatokyo for those who remember that internet tire fire. Thanks a lot I really needed to remember being 14.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:37
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Yeah, it was a big inspiration for Megatokyo for those who remember that internet tire fire. ...how? fake edit: oh my god they still have characters using "l33tsp34k".
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Mar 9, 2017 18:41
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There was a manga called franken fran about a girl who is really good at performing surgeries on people, surgeries that shouldn't be possible, and a lot of it is just monkey's paw type stuff. I bring this up because in one of the chapters, a girl really wants the attention of her crush and she knows he reads nothing but manga so she wants surgery done to make her look more and more like the character in the manga, and the surgeries keep going and going and she ends up as this horrifying mess. I'll just link an album of some of the pages so people get the idea.  for body horror.https://imgur.com/a/9x8CP
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Mar 9, 2017 18:45
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Sir this is the awful GAMES thread.
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Mar 9, 2017 18:46
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Also Franken Fran is good 
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Mar 9, 2017 19:15
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CommissarMega posted:Also Franken Fran is good Agreed. (Also, really weird.)
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Mar 9, 2017 22:05
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A heads up for people who like digging up treasure: go to Greenlight released titles list. They're all games that got to Steam, some are still upcoming but many are already in the store. A janky name and an amateur-looking title graphic are good indicators of potential thread material. Anyway: The Pasture - simulator of art gallery curator. quote:Mikhail Maksimov manages almost impossible: he combines heavy Russian mysticism where theosophy and cosmism are intervened with the spirits of nature, with the contemporary form of glossy pop culture - 3d-graphics.    http://i.imgur.com/u7AAg1G.jpg
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Mar 10, 2017 00:25
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i dont understand
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Mar 10, 2017 01:27
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Guy Mann posted:
The dev and the comic book guy are different people. The game itself is a minifrog factions puzzle thing hiding under a weird licensed game.
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Mar 10, 2017 02:02
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Are...are those matryoshka dolls with dicks
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Mar 10, 2017 05:16
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I'm the bar that denotes the time until you die.
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Mar 10, 2017 07:13
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Lunethex posted:There was an anime that was entirely rotoscoped a few years back. It actually worked pretty well for that show since it was about feeling violently alienated from other people.and the rotoscoping always looked slightly unsettling and too real.
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Mar 10, 2017 09:16
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Kai Tave posted:I'm the bar that denotes the time until you die.
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Mar 10, 2017 10:05
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your friend a dog posted:i dont understand I don't either but I'm buying the poo poo out of that game because... I mean...  Goddamn. e: On second thought, nope.
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Mar 10, 2017 15:39
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Guy Mann posted:
The detail that went into that crocodile's feet unnerves me.
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Mar 10, 2017 20:17
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Spigotry posted:The detail that went into that crocodile's feet unnerves me. Seemingly after a certain point with furries fetishes become like Pokemon and they gotta catch 'em all.
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Mar 10, 2017 21:26
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It depresses me greatly that no matter how hard I try, nothing I create will ever be as weird as the baseline for furry webcomics.
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Mar 10, 2017 22:11
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I'm going to post a lot of words about anime video games. If words about anime disinterest you, just keep scrolling. I won't mind. Clannad is $60 because for a certain segment of people, it's the loving golden grail of this poo poo. See, to most people, this poo poo is loving baffling. It makes no sense, the art is loving terrible, it's a bunch of people talking, but for certain groups of people that is what they WANT. There's a bunch of terms that describe the various kinds of anime visual novels - "Kusoge" is literally "poo poo game." It's so bad and terrible it has it's own thing. "Nukige" is "Fap Game" and it's pretty much the sakura series or loving bible black - the sole purpose is to go HEY LOOK PORN WOOOOOOO with the barest hint of coherent story. Clannad (and most others by the same company, Key Visual Arts), are "Nakige", or "Crying Game." Their entire thing is hey get connected with these characters, then bring in the tragedy. It's ham-fisted, it's forced, you can practically see twists coming from miles away, but it's what these people WANT. These people WANT to read about a story where your entire life is defined by the romances and poo poo you make in high school when you're still a dumb teenager, and how everything you do in high school now defines you for the rest of your life, but it's all tragedy and horrific trauma, and you're crying and weeping by the end. To these people, Clannad is the loving high mark of this. It was - probably still is, depending on who you ask - the game that made you cry the most, connected the most, all that poo poo. It's their loving citizen kane of anime games. To these people, being able to actually own a copy of Clannad is worth $60. Even if they imported it, imported the fifty side stories, put the translation patch on their phones so they can play it everywhere, broke their support disk, everything, these people will gladly pay $60 more just to say, "I own another version of my personal Citizen Kane." It's close to sports games, really. If you're not into it, they all look maddeningly similar and esoteric, but to someone who's into it and loves it, they can tell you which ones are awful, which ones are great, and eagerly await the next installment. Same with anime visual novels about high schoolers crying. Clannad is their high bar and they will loving dump endless amounts of money to have all of it, and all of Muv-Luv, and all the other ultra-anime cryfests that are now on Steam that are baffingly to all of us not neck-deep in moe. I used to be one of those fuckers who would never shut up about this poo poo, who thought this was art and thus perfect and I am thankfully past that. To make up for making GBS threads on everyone's time with poo poo about anime, here's some game keys from my humble bundle list EDIT: Game #1, JumpJetRex, was taken. Ballistick, basically stick figure death game. If you're old and remember those newgrounds flashes, turns out so did someone else. http://store.steampowered.com/app/518620/ EDIT: Game #3, Guacamelee, also taken. Lyrai fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Mar 11, 2017 |
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Mar 11, 2017 03:08
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Ikari Worrier posted:Seemingly after a certain point with furries fetishes become like Pokemon and they gotta catch 'em all. Gotta felch em all
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Mar 11, 2017 03:10
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Took #1, thank you for explaining. Sometime I should discuss my attempt to 100% Jumpix Jump, and my resultant brief career as the world's #1 streamer.
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Mar 11, 2017 03:17
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Lyrai posted:It's close to sports games, really. If you're not into it, they all look maddeningly similar and esoteric, but to someone who's into it and loves it, they can tell you which ones are awful, which ones are great, and eagerly await the next installment. This really applies to absolutely any genre you don't care for in any medium.
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Mar 11, 2017 03:21
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Turncoat Mommy posted:The dev and the comic book guy are different people. The game itself is a minifrog factions puzzle thing hiding under a weird licensed game. Could you describe it in the video game hoaxes thread which is basically the video game arg thread
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Mar 11, 2017 03:54
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Lyrai posted:I used to be one of those fuckers who would never shut up about this poo poo, who thought this was art and thus perfect and I am thankfully past that. To make up for making GBS threads on everyone's time with poo poo about anime, here's some game keys from my humble bundle list I'm not that into Anime stuff but I read everything you wrote and found it interesting. Thankyou for Guacamelee! It's one of those games I forgot that I wanted (I'm very slack when it comes to using the wishlist). I thought the link was going to be a steam store link and was plesantly surprised.
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Mar 11, 2017 05:31
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Could you describe it in the video game hoaxes thread which is basically the video game arg thread Yeah, unless you can link to a writeup of this hidden metagame thing in Gon' E-ChooI';m just going to assume that Turncoat Mommy is trying to trick me into googling even more vore porn.
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Mar 11, 2017 05:39
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Taciturn Tactician posted:I really have no idea what the gently caress Sekai Project was thinking with pricing Clannad as high as they did. I get that it's a long game and that it was expensive to translate but that game is more than a decade old and looks like fried rear end. Dude, did you just insult Sunohara's face? I mean, yes, it's a horrible piece of artwork, but that character acts exactly how you would expect someone with that face to. It's a stellar piece of character design! (it's probably the worst art in that game)
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Mar 11, 2017 06:03
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I'm kind of amazed that people are amazed at gon-e-choo. I thought that game was some kind of goddamned steam rite of passage, pretty sure it was the first gift I got, I always thought it was the new bad rats.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:34
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Another game with 'trash' in the title, how fitting: Trashville quote:Trashville - top-down action game, in which you'll have to fight off waves of different enemies. In this hell of a battle you won't be able to solely rely on your weapons. You'll have to use your creativity and set up different traps to survive.      
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Mar 11, 2017 12:20
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Ticket: http://store.steampowered.com/app/564810 What if these games are good and they're just bad at PR and screenshots/trailers?
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Mar 11, 2017 16:15
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Only $5 for this gem http://store.steampowered.com/app/604900/ quote:The neighborhood ruffian has gone on a rampage and started destroying the buildings in Westspring Manor. Equipped with the Mystical Squeegee of Maintenance, Gary is the only one who can repair the carnage caused by Rusty. Can you save the buildings of Westspring Manor before time runs out?
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Mar 11, 2017 16:39
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Scaramouche posted:I'm kind of amazed that people are amazed at gon-e-choo. I thought that game was some kind of goddamned steam rite of passage, pretty sure it was the first gift I got, I always thought it was the new bad rats. Maybe I've been more successful than i realized at avoiding the worst of the internet, but pedovore fetish work done in the art style of a children's book is one of the most deeply disturbing things I've ever seen.
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Mar 11, 2017 18:46
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Keeping on the topic of terrible fetish games, it looks like the developer of Duckles: the Jigsaw Witch had big aspirations for a 2.5D platformer but then got distracted halfway through and made all the bosses big titty witches, filled an entire level with farts, and also forgot to make the rest of the game any good or have any visual coherency at all. Whoops!
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Mar 11, 2017 20:23
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Largepotato posted:Only $5 for this gem Countdown to cease and desist order from Disney. I mean drat, you can't even try and deny that that's literally just Fix-it-Felix Jr. with changed character sprites. vv Then I can only hope that literally no one buys it and the developers have a mental breakdown and go full Digital Homicide and release a torrent of sprite-swapped lovely games. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Mar 12, 2017 |
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Mar 11, 2017 21:00
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King Vidiot posted:Countdown to cease and desist order from Disney. I mean drat, you can't even try and deny that that's literally just Fix-it-Felix Jr. with changed character sprites. Maybe so, but you also can't copyright a game mechanic/concept 
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Forget your thinly-veiled fetish pornography and stolen-asset games, because the future is NOW: Have you ever stopped and thought to yourself, "Man, I really wish I could use the power of VR to stare at Blockchain transactions in the form of floating cubes?" Well, look no further, my friend! BITCOIN VR is greenlit and ready to amaze you with colorful visuals and tacked-on archery "games!" http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=868281989&searchtext=bitcoin IndieSquare posted:Ever wanted to see real time bitcoin transaction in VR? Ever wanted to prune the blockchain with a bow and arrow? Enter the forest of satoshi!  I love archary
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