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Piso Mojado

now i can bike after work since it isnt dark.

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Macnult

Piso Mojado posted:

get this: i love daylight savings time

:goonsay:

death sext


piso stop hoarding all the nighttime :mad:


Robot Made of Meat

SAVING, not savings!!!

:argh:



And as I understand it, Ben was being sarcastic when he suggested it.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

death sext


the ghostly voice of E Equals MC Hammer posted:


Private Ryan's Savings and Loan


byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Piso Mojado posted:

get this: i love daylight savings time

:yeah: get to party even later before dawn gets here

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Piso Mojado posted:

now i can bike after work since it isnt dark.

this is the most day crew reason to like daylight savings

a n d t h a t s o k a y


Piso Mojado

Robot Made of Meat posted:

SAVING, not savings!!!

:argh:

maybe if you had more than one saving then you wouldnt be so bad off losing an hour. *jingles pocket full of daylight savings*

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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vanisher

lol @ private ryan joke

vanisher

Piso Mojado posted:

now i can bike after work since it isnt dark.

I want to make a joke about chasing after people for a job so pretend I did and it was really funny

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Granny wins

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Controversial opinion: Time zones are dumb and stupid.
Debate me.

alnilam

just lmao if you use anything other than Unix time in your daily life

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the prequel to byob

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

alnilam posted:

just lmao if you use anything other than Unix time in your daily life

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Munchables posted:

Controversial opinion: Time zones are dumb and stupid.
Debate me.

daylight savings was only intended for farmers and it should've stayed that way.

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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Let's say you and I are gonna have an important phone call together, I'm on one side of the world, you're on the other. It's so much easier to say "Does 5 pm work for you?" "No that's too late in the evening" and then firgure what time works for both of us rather than doing some dumb math.

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Munchables posted:

Let's say you and I are gonna have an important phone call together, I'm on one side of the world, you're on the other. It's so much easier to say "Does 5 pm work for you?" "No that's too late in the evening" and then firgure what time works for both of us rather than doing some dumb math.

i loved when daylight saving time was off while i was in viet nam, it meant the time back home was the sam, just switch the pm, AM


e this plan sucks though cuz 4:20 wouldnt happen somewhere every hour

Piso Mojado

all yall so salty about daylight savings lmao.

cranky much? your fee fees - are they hurt from an hour less of sleep? lol

Piso Mojado

maybe you all should take a nap, like my toddler nephew does when he wakes up too early :xd:

Matoi Ryuko


:troll:

the littlest prince


i also think only farmers should get to experience the joys of sunrises from march to october

the littlest prince


i don't actually know if that joke makes sense but please pretend it does, thanks

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

the littlest prince posted:

i also think only farmers should get to experience the joys of sunrises from march to october


Interrogator: Are you a farmer?

Me: No

Interrogator: Then why were you out admiring a sunrise in March!

Me: My wife said I was a charmer.

Interrogator: What's that got to do with anything?

Me: I changed 2 letters, I swapped out the "f" for a "ch"

Interrogator: Aren't you that guy that robbed a bank, gave a bank teller a 10,000 dollar bonus, and got away with it in a Federal court?

Me: Allegedly.

Interrogator: Alright, you can go. Try not to admire any more sunrises until it's legal!

Me: Got it!

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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Splatmaster posted:

Interrogator: Are you a farmer?

Me: No

Interrogator: Then why were you out admiring a sunrise in March!

Me: My wife said I was a charmer.

Interrogator: What's that got to do with anything?

Me: I changed 2 letters, I swapped out the "f" for a "ch"

Interrogator: Aren't you that guy that robbed a bank, gave a bank teller a 10,000 dollar bonus, and got away with it in a Federal court?

Me: Allegedly.

Interrogator: Alright, you can go. Try not to admire any more sunrises until it's legal!

Me: Got it!

the littlest prince


that's one smooth grain silo operator

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


ben franklin is cramping my ability to get some by making me wake up late two days in a row. ben frankline can s*ck a h*ck to b*tt-t*wn. :argh:


death sext


ok i took a nap but I'm still mad about daylight saving

please advise


Elusif

you could always waste daylight

death sext


I'm the most frivolous daylighter I know


Robot Made of Meat

the littlest prince posted:

i also think only farmers should get to experience the joys of sunrises from march to october

I agree because who the h*ck wants to be awake that early?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Robot Made of Meat

death sext posted:

I'm the most frivolous daylighter I know

It's only in mid-winter when we realize all the daylight we squandered.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Robot Made of Meat

Come to think of it, Daylight Wasting Time would be more apt.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Bunni-kat

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Come to think of it, Daylight Wasting Time would be more apt.

Nightdark losing time.

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
LARPing right now as a guy buried in ten thousand feet of snow

Mariana Horchata

death sext posted:

I'm the most frivolous daylighter I know

No...








there is another

Mariana Horchata

OK question time:

Dear yobbies,

I was once described on record as having a prosodic manner of speech articulation but i was never entirely sure what that means? is it good, bad? a gift a curse? both...or all?

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Mariana Horchata posted:

OK question time:

Dear yobbies,

I was once described on record as having a prosodic manner of speech articulation but i was never entirely sure what that means? is it good, bad? a gift a curse? both...or all?

all speech has prosody I don't really know what they were going for there





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