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lunar detritus
May 6, 2009


Twerkdad posted:

Looks like Gibbed has made tons of progress on the save editor

https://twitter.com/gibbed/status/843823433360330752

Can't wait to have Ryder's eyeballs above their forehead, Ahh! Real Monsters style.

100000000+ resources here I come!

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Falken posted:

I did not know that it would make Daddy Ryder custom matched too... he looked like some form of terrifying brown pepe. Big bulging eyes and his brow stuck right out. I couldn't take any loving scene seriously with him in it. I'm done.
Wait, the game generates how the father looks based on how your Ryder looks? That's amazing.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


So thread I was sick this weekend and still pretty under the weather and I want to laugh a bit

Are there any hilarious reviews yet?

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSNCAZyjdU4
:eyepop:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
I'd hoped it was all overblown but wow, the new face animations are really bad

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Transmetropolitan posted:

So thread I was sick this weekend and still pretty under the weather and I want to laugh a bit

Are there any hilarious reviews yet?

hilarious, not really, negative and lukewarm ones? plenty

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Minrad posted:



it's too much all at once

bioware's trying to kill me with laughter

You know hoy CDPR handled the difficult as gently caress animations?

They didnt show them

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Transmetropolitan posted:

So thread I was sick this weekend and still pretty under the weather and I want to laugh a bit

Are there any hilarious reviews yet?

most reviews are either '7/10, the game itself is fine and you'll likely have fun, but the animations are as ugly as they looked and the story is incredibly weak' or 'this is the worst fuckin thing I've played this year'

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Minrad posted:



it's too much all at once

bioware's trying to kill me with laughter

Bioware really went out of their way to not have anyone drink out of something transparent, because they still can't animate drinking so they have to hide it (although that's admittedly a really difficult thing to animate. Only a few games manage that, like Yakzua Zero for example).

CBD Corndog
Jun 21, 2009



gmq posted:

100000000+ resources here I come!

Also 100000x yes. gently caress planet scanning

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
Mmm, poor me another turd there buddy

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Palpek posted:

Wait, the game generates how the father looks based on how your Ryder looks? That's amazing.

Only using the presets, it's not that amazing really.

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Palpek posted:

Wait, the game generates how the father looks based on how your Ryder looks? That's amazing.

Yeah it does.

My Indian Sara Ryder


Dad Ryder:


The algorithm to always make Dad Ryder look the best of all characters probably took them the 3 years they should have spent on the other stuff.

black.lion
Apr 1, 2004




For if he like a madman lived,
At least he like a wise one died.

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

"Mass Effect Andromeda is like a cake baked by an inexperienced chef. Failing to account for the delicate chemistry of baking, they’ve tripled the ingredients and chucked it in the oven for three times as long. The outside is a burnt crust and the inside is a gooey mess, and putting it back in the oven is not going to resolve things; on the other hand, there’s a narrow band of perfectly baked cake you can pick out if you’re determined."

As a former pastry chef and baker, this is not how cakes work.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


To simulate drinking properly we animated each atom of liquid and gave it proper physics collision

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Decius posted:

Yeah it does.

My Indian Sara Ryder


Dad Ryder:


The algorithm to always make Dad Ryder look the best of all characters probably took them the 3 years they should have spent on the other stuff.

finding these weird bones of genuinely good game design is so weird

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Mass Effect Andromeda is like a mixed metaphor presented by an inexperienced poet.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Fried Watermelon posted:

To simulate drinking properly we animated each atom of liquid and gave it proper physics collision

'why is the glass vibrating, Dave?'

'it's fiiiiine'

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

exquisite tea posted:

Mass Effect Andromeda is like a mixed metaphor presented by an inexperienced poet.

this is a masterful post

are you the writer of this gem of a video jame

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Decius posted:

Yeah it does.

To be accurate, it picks DadRyder 1 through 9 when you pick character preset 1 through 9. I made a Ryder from preset 9, which starts with dark skin, but tweaked her to be as white-girl as possible and she had a very obviously Latino dad which a completely non-matching face. It is what it is though.

Pruney
Jul 9, 2012

Sexual attraction in this context is not a part of my programming
Does someone have a gif of the krogan 'headbutting' someone and then the guy sat on an invisible chair?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


OctaMurk posted:

this is a masterful post

are you the writer of this gem of a video jame

I sent a script to Bioware that was just the text of Halo 4 with the name scatched out but they didn't bite.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


DoctorGonzo posted:

You know hoy CDPR handled the difficult as gently caress animations?

They didnt show them
They did show off the best ones though.



Geralt was Roach's personal trainer for years.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Palpek posted:

They did show off the best ones though.



Roach just getting swoll. So what

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!
What's the proper noun they use for The Ancient Evil That Awakes this time? (I don't know the plot of Halo 4)

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Slim Killington posted:

To be accurate, it picks DadRyder 1 through 9 when you pick character preset 1 through 9. I made a Ryder from preset 9, which starts with dark skin, but tweaked her to be as white-girl as possible and she had a very obviously Latino dad which a completely non-matching face. It is what it is though.

at first I was like "oh that's slightly interesting and impressive" and then Bioware

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Lakbay posted:

What's the proper noun they use for The Ancient Evil That Awakes this time? (I don't know the plot of Halo 4)

"gary"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Norns posted:

Roach just getting swoll. So what

horse buff so what

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

why is every single animation so loving weird

like I get that they're using a different engine but even the way ryder blinks just looks loving -weird-



compare to

http://i.imgur.com/yznvhL7.mp4

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Minrad posted:

why is every single animation so loving weird

"they look fine to me" - actual people with eyes

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Norns posted:

Roach just getting swoll. So what
God knows she needs all the strength in the world to pull off some of this poo poo.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

"they look fine to me" - actual people with eyes

http://i.imgur.com/bUexSYV.mp4

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Minrad posted:

why is every single animation so loving weird

like I get that they're using a different engine but even the way ryder blinks just looks loving -weird-



compare to

http://i.imgur.com/yznvhL7.mp4

looks like they forgot that eyelids and your brow aren't actually the same thing

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Lakbay posted:

What's the proper noun they use for The Ancient Evil That Awakes this time? (I don't know the plot of Halo 4)

In Halo 5? Cortana.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
So what? Doesn't everyone have a nice glass of strawberry jelly before bed?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

sexpig by night posted:

most reviews are either '7/10, the game itself is fine and you'll likely have fun, but the animations are as ugly as they looked and the story is incredibly weak' or 'this is the worst fuckin thing I've played this year'

Story is incredibly weak in a story focused game is kind of a deal breaker though, imo. Don't think anyone has actually said the story is good so far, some just don't care if it's bad.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Minrad posted:



it's too much all at once

bioware's trying to kill me with laughter

mmmmm a nice refreshing cup of jam

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
what was the last major triple A flop. Battleborn?

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Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

black.lion posted:

As a failed pastry chef and baker, this is not how cakes work.

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