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CJ
Jul 3, 2007

Asbungold
Apparently switching between saves breaks the game?

https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/60fww8/trial_spoilers_warning_using_multiple_characters/

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Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Arcsquad12 posted:

No because he crashed in Andromeda and furthermore

Two moons confirmed in Cora sex scene.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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tribbledirigible posted:

That's self insert masculine man, not "miniscule".

whoa drat this is the hardest i have gotten owned itt and maybe ever

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


The best sex scene is in TW3's expansion where if you decide to get drunk the person Geralt sleeps with will throw up all over him during the culmination of an otherwise typical video game sex scene completely ruining it and I couldn't believe they actually put something like this in a game, it's great.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Arglebargle III posted:

I like the part where they meet up in Skellige and just kinda chat and Geralt gets flirty but Yen tells him to shut up and pay attention to what's going on in the scene, but you can tell from the VA and the animation that they're gonna bang later and then without any fanfare they do. Like actual humans in an actual relationship. Or when Triss is tipsy and it's really obvious she's super into Geralt without having to bring it up directly, and it feels lovely to reject her when she makes an obvious pass at Geralt. In fact this is all done through animation; because her pass is not-so-subtly falling into your arms after a tipsy walk in a fountain and you reject her silently by putting her down. Again, the characters never discuss their relationship at all in this scene, but it's instantly understandable and you relate.

Maybe some people related to awkward I-really-like-your-accent stammering, I dunno.

edit: Philippa is an entitled moron with too much power, that's what's going on in those cringey sex scenes. Her girl toy is playing her for a fool and she's dumb enough to be ostentatious about getting dunked on. It informs how fantastically stupid her plans turn out to be.

Haha look at this guy, he rejected Triss in the fountain scene and slept with Yen on Skellige.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Can someone post a retards guide to how to play this game through VPN

I am european and apparently I dont get to play videogames yet :(

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Zzulu posted:

Can someone post a retards guide to how to play this game through VPN

I am european and apparently I dont get to play videogames yet :(

looks like you might have to wait for release like the rest of us

(the release is death)

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Nazzadan posted:

Haha look at this guy, he rejected Triss in the fountain scene and slept with Yen on Skellige.

Uh oh, we've got a bad criminal here!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Fojar38 posted:

looks like you might have to wait for release like the rest of us

(the release is death)

watht :(

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Nazzadan posted:

Haha look at this guy, he rejected Triss in the fountain scene and slept with Yen on Skellige.

I backed the gently caress off of Triss on account of the whole manipulating Geralt's amnesia to get him to sleep with her thing.

Like drat girl you got a crackin bod and natural redhead sure but that's pretty hosed up.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Lol I forgot that Witcher 3's romance options are a hunchback or a burn victim who are both enchanted to be hot.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lots of people who have been using the vpn trick seem to be having trouble starting the game and that is probably why

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Heck

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Huh, so the main antagonist is trying to become a "God" using ancient power. that reminds me a lot of something else..

So apparently Inquisition is Bioware's new mold much like Warcraft 3 became the mold for every story ever for Blizzard.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Maybe I'd like Triss better with her polish VA.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Arglebargle III posted:

Lol I forgot that Witcher 3's romance options are a hunchback or a burn victim who are both enchanted to be hot.

Shani is a regular ol' human hottie.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Arglebargle III posted:

I like the part where they meet up in Skellige and just kinda chat and Geralt gets flirty but Yen tells him to shut up and pay attention to what's going on in the scene, but you can tell from the VA and the animation that they're gonna bang later and then without any fanfare they do. Like actual humans in an actual relationship. Or when Triss is tipsy and it's really obvious she's super into Geralt without having to bring it up directly, and it feels lovely to reject her when she makes an obvious pass at Geralt. In fact this is all done through animation; because her pass is not-so-subtly falling into your arms after a tipsy walk in a fountain and you reject her silently by putting her down. Again, the characters never discuss their relationship at all in this scene, but it's instantly understandable and you relate.

Maybe some people related to awkward I-really-like-your-accent stammering, I dunno.

edit: Philippa is an entitled moron with too much power, that's what's going on in those cringey sex scenes. Her girl toy is playing her for a fool and she's dumb enough to be ostentatious about getting dunked on. It informs how fantastically stupid her plans turn out to be.

https://imgur.com/hyMtgyQ

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I do not have sex in video games

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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euphronius posted:

I do not have sex in video games

tbf nobody does

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Caring about who is gay or trans in a video game is why Donald Trump is the President of the United States. Thanks, goons.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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well maybe aside from one of those japanese vr rigs hooked up to a fleshlight

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

euphronius posted:

I do not have sex in video games

Fair

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Fojar38 posted:

well maybe aside from one of those japanese vr rigs hooked up to a fleshlight

That only comes with the Super Deluxe pre-order version of the game.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



GoGoGadget posted:

Caring about who is gay or trans in a video game is why Donald Trump is the President of the United States. Thanks, goons.

not so sure about your detective work there lou

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GoGoGadget posted:

Caring about who is gay or trans in a video game is why Donald Trump is the President of the United States. Thanks, goons.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Hainly Abrams

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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when the game launches are we keeping this thread or making a new one

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



GoGoGadget posted:

Caring about who is gay or trans in a video game is why Bioware has become a joke of a developer. Thanks, goons.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

havent you seen the gifs tho?

stop doing this post every time someone says they like the game

its freakin lame as heck friend

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Not really

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

GoGoGadget posted:

Caring about who is gay or trans in a video game is why Donald Trump is the President of the United States. Thanks, goons.

One of these is good, and one is a decent price to pay for that good thing.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Maybe Bioware is bad now because EA scared away all of the talent with insane scheduling, instead of The Gay Agenda

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Hace posted:

Not really

Bioware hyper focuses on it at this point. It's not organic at all, the new trans character deadnaming themselves out of nowhere in your first interaction with them is the most hamfisted way I've ever seen a transexual ever introduced in anything ever, ever.

Hace posted:

Maybe Bioware is bad now because EA scared away all of the talent with insane scheduling, instead of The Gay Agenda

It's not a gay agenda, it's people so desperate to come off as progressive and be part of the "cool" crowd that they just scare everyone away including who they are trying to pander to. I think there is a term for this the right uses but I'm not sure what it is.

Also yes though, EA has run them into the ground and anyone worth anything has left the dev.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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they sure did gently caress up that minor npc encounter

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Fojar38 posted:

they sure did gently caress up that minor npc encounter

They sure did :colbert:

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
That stuff is terrible but also on the periphery of everything else that sucks. There's no good writing period.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Hace posted:

There's no good writing period.

this but for all video games

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Hace posted:

That stuff is terrible but also on the periphery of everything else that sucks. There's no good writing period.

Yeah I guess I exaggerated the percentage of why they suck being attributed to poorly representing LGBT characters. You're right it's moreso because they just are bad at making games now.

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD

Arglebargle III posted:

I like the part where they meet up in Skellige and just kinda chat and Geralt gets flirty but Yen tells him to shut up and pay attention to what's going on in the scene, but you can tell from the VA and the animation that they're gonna bang later and then without any fanfare they do. Like actual humans in an actual relationship. Or when Triss is tipsy and it's really obvious she's super into Geralt without having to bring it up directly, and it feels lovely to reject her when she makes an obvious pass at Geralt. In fact this is all done through animation; because her pass is not-so-subtly falling into your arms after a tipsy walk in a fountain and you reject her silently by putting her down. Again, the characters never discuss their relationship at all in this scene, but it's instantly understandable and you relate.

Maybe some people related to awkward I-really-like-your-accent stammering, I dunno.

edit: Philippa is an entitled moron with too much power, that's what's going on in those cringey sex scenes. Her girl toy is playing her for a fool and she's dumb enough to be ostentatious about getting dunked on. It informs how fantastically stupid her plans turn out to be.

my original character geralt wil always have a place 4 yen in his heart, but triss or gtfo

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Hace posted:

Maybe Bioware is bad now because EA scared away all of the talent with insane scheduling, instead of The Gay Agenda

Bioware had to be bad for the first time so that America could be great again.

Fojar38 posted:

they sure did gently caress up that minor npc encounter

:discourse: It's a good thing everything else is rock solid.

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Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



TEENAGE WITCH posted:

my original character geralt wil always have a place 4 yen in his heart, but triss or gtfo

This is also my Geralt.

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