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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want tacos

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tato posted:

i wish they did, get some fries IN the burrito, hell yeah

This is why I like Breakfast Crunchwraps. got that hasbrown inside :discourse:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
mexican-american fast food is the least competitive garbage ever. just go get real mexican food lmbo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

unpleasantly turgid posted:

mexican-american fast food is the least competitive garbage ever. just go get real mexican food lmbo

You can't get it for breakfast

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

unpleasantly turgid posted:

mexican-american fast food is the least competitive garbage ever. just go get real mexican food lmbo

its amazing how taco bell is able to simultaneously lower the quality while increasing the prices over real mexican places

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Chinatown posted:

also there was a sign on the drive-thru window that they are bringing back Diablo hot sauce in May.
Diablo has been back permanently for a while.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

there's an actually good taco place about the same distance from my apartment as taco bell but i still eat at taco bell 2-3x more often than that place.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm going to begin a career in club dance music under the alias 'fourthm3al'

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I went to Taco Johns a few months ago in the mood for some bad food. They made me pull ahead while they made fresh Oles`. So I sat there for 15 minutes, and watched some drunk guy from the bar next door wander in and get his food. So I went in and found out that they completely forgot about me, and the food wasn't ready. After all that was finished it took them 10 more minutes too make it. The bag of grease is much less appealing when you wait half an hour for it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i think taco time does a taco tuesday deal im gonna load up on tacos :taco:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:ese:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Has Taco Bell ever made an actual taco bell?

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

I'm sure they have tried.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I really miss Taco Bell.
Also American and Mexican food in general.
Gonna try to make my own burritos for dinner.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Burritos are like the easiest thing to make

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Blue Train posted:

Burritos are like the easiest thing to make

Depends what you have available premade for you. Fortunately my grocery store actually carries affordable spice packets and tortillas. They even have beans!

Maybe the spices are easy to make? I don't actually know what's in those packets.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Iron Crowned posted:

Hmm, there's something else, maybe it's a doritos flavored chicken shell

Maybe it's a taco salad in a chicken bowl.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i just sharted lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
forget it, jake - it's taco town

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Who What Now posted:

lmao, you have the intestinal fortitude of a hemophiliac infant.

in other words he is a normal goon

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

Has Taco Bell ever made an actual taco bell?

i want to believe somewhere out there is a stoned college kid with no grill supervision and a dream

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
goon: i smelled mcdonalds once and poo poo my pants for three weeks straight! :wth:

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Last I checked Taco bell was the only place to do a value menu right aka decent poo poo under a dollar.

Still I spring for the pricier chicken quesadilla and cheesy gordita crunch
:-P

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
speaking of fast food, i wish a local burger or taco place had drive through. we just have mcdonald's but when i get it i don't usually want mcdonalds, i just want food without getting out of my car

or maybe they could bring it to me as i lay in bed, and give me a sponge bath and clean my folds afterwards

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

Chinatown posted:

i go to taco bell for taco bell food

i go to taquieras for mexican food

That puts it into perspective nicely.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

just lol if you need a reason to drop a hot load in your walmart jeans :grin:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
when you hear the knell
of that good old taco bell
get out from where you dwell
for your stomach you must quell
lest fourthmeal cast a spell
and send you straight to hell
where you cannot hear the knell
of that good old taco bell

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Sure but what about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



yo queero taco bell

yo queero eddie guererro

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

yo queero taco bell

yo queero eddie guererro

that chihuahua is dead now, ground into taco meat :rip: 🌮 🌮 🌮

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

lmao, you have the intestinal fortitude of a hemophiliac infant.

haha

https://twitter.com/search?q=neil%20hamburger%20taco%20bell&src=typd

Flesh Croissant
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Is there any truth to my 90s taco bell memory that they actually cooked beef in a skillett and chopped vegetables fresh? Or is that just chile-tinted glasses?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

You probably remember a commercial because that poo poo definitely didn't happen

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
yeah, the beef's always been dog food.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Idgi, it's just a bunch of people talking about how funny some dude I've never heard of's tweets are

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

TurboDrizzle posted:

Is there any truth to my 90s taco bell memory that they actually cooked beef in a skillett and chopped vegetables fresh? Or is that just chile-tinted glasses?

Oh my gosh. Do you have crossover appeal with stoners? I think you might be right for the Taco Bell PR machine.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

I swear they used to make a spicy chicken and rice filled burrito.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
The filler in the "beef" is what always gave me the shits but i noticed just the beans only gave me gas so i started getting beans in everything.


That's my tbell story

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I hope they bring back the Naked Chicken Chalupa soon and let you fill it with beef as it should be.

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