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LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Today I discovered inkbox, which is apparently tattoos for people who are afraid of commitment.

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Featuring sicknasty and not at all generic designs like this:

and this:

and of course this.

# ? Mar 18, 2017 23:53

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# ? May 11, 2024 20:03

Three-Phase: Aug 5, 2006; by zen death robot

Wait can this turn me into a wolf (per the second screenshot above)

# ? Mar 19, 2017 00:20

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Today I discovered inkbox, which is apparently tattoos for people who are afraid of commitment.

Sounds like henna but for white people. Well, I mean henna already is for white people, but this is like even whiter.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 00:52

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Three-Phase posted:

Wait can this turn me into a wolf (per the second screenshot above)

No, you need to absorb several floating energy orbs.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 02:29

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

synthetik posted:

Everything here is

Spider rear end:
http://imgur.com/a/icgTL

Would this be...a brown recluse?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 05:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Scathach posted:

Would this be...a brown recluse?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 06:04

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Scathach posted:

Would this be...a brown recluse?

# ? Mar 19, 2017 18:24

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Today I discovered inkbox, which is apparently tattoos for people who are afraid of commitment.

Featuring sicknasty and not at all generic designs like this:

and this:

and of course this.

I used to get these from the gumball machine outside wegmans for a quarter

# ? Mar 19, 2017 19:25

synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Scathach posted:

Would this be...a brown recluse?

God drat I missed that one.

# ? Mar 19, 2017 20:16

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

No, you need to absorb several floating energy orbs.

Or your brother can grab all of them even though he's already fully transformed and God dammit Derek, seriously!

# ? Mar 19, 2017 20:32

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Today I discovered inkbox, which is apparently tattoos for people who are afraid of commitment.

This makes me irrationally angry.

Like.. Yea its stupid and we all should laugh at it. Really that should be the end.

But nope... Still keep going back to it and finding new and inventive ways to be angry.

Scathach posted:

Would this be...a brown recluse?

NICE!

# ? Mar 20, 2017 01:11

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Genocide Tendency posted:

This makes me irrationally angry.

Like.. Yea its stupid and we all should laugh at it. Really that should be the end.

But nope... Still keep going back to it and finding new and inventive ways to be angry.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 01:27

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

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Self-poked, of course.

E: :stare:

Endless Mike has a new favorite as of 02:47 on Mar 20, 2017

# ? Mar 20, 2017 02:36

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Live. Be. Move. Love the 'ment.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 03:59

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Endless Mike posted:

...

E:

Ok, I admit it: this got me good.

But holy poo poo, what kind of person gets this permanently on their body?

Like, imagine you're going home with somebody, they start removing clothing, and you see that. What do you do?

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:00

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Ok, I admit it: this got me good.

But holy poo poo, what kind of person gets this permanently on their body?

Like, imagine you're going home with somebody, they start removing clothing, and you see that. What do you do?

Take the hint and find a window.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:01

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Ok, I admit it: this got me good.

But holy poo poo, what kind of person gets this permanently on their body?

Like, imagine you're going home with somebody, they start removing clothing, and you see that. What do you do?

I have a feeling there are wayyyyy more signs before then

# ? Mar 20, 2017 04:15

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Subjunctive posted:

Take the hint and find a window.

No, don't, this person seems like they would be into that

# ? Mar 20, 2017 05:12

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Today I discovered inkbox, which is apparently tattoos for people who are afraid of commitment.

Featuring sicknasty and not at all generic designs like this:

and this:

and of course this.

There's another site like this, tattly, that some girl used to constantly try to guerilla market in the tattoo thread in YLLS. They're such garbage, ugh.

Also, that rear end-spider reminds me of a model, Daizha Morgann, who has octopus tentacles tattooed on her thighs and rear end. They're well done but very tasteless. Idk if she has the octopus beak tattooed around her rear end in a top hat though.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 05:52

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

cyberia posted:

There's another site like this, tattly, that some girl used to constantly try to guerilla market in the tattoo thread in YLLS. They're such garbage, ugh.

Also, that rear end-spider reminds me of a model, Daizha Morgann, who has octopus tentacles tattooed on her thighs and rear end. They're well done but very tasteless. Idk if she has the octopus beak tattooed around her rear end in a top hat though.

well that was a really fun google. Love it

# ? Mar 20, 2017 06:02

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

cyberia posted:

There's another site like this, tattly, that some girl used to constantly try to guerilla market in the tattoo thread in YLLS. They're such garbage, ugh.

Also, that rear end-spider reminds me of a model, Daizha Morgann, who has octopus tentacles tattooed on her thighs and rear end. They're well done but very tasteless. Idk if she has the octopus beak tattooed around her rear end in a top hat though.

No beak.

It's legit good tattoo.

But yeah... tasteless.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 06:57

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Analingus is easier when it's tasteless.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 07:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Heath posted:

Analingus is easier when it's tasteless.

Look how wrong this opinion is.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 07:05

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

I prefer my salad tossed and with ranch.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 07:09

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Elsa posted:

I prefer my salad tossed and with ranch.

Got you covered fam.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 07:13

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

LingcodKilla posted:

Got you covered fam.

Yeah but that's like, off to the side somewhere like valley girl style. I want it right on the salad

# ? Mar 20, 2017 07:16

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

cyberia posted:

... Idk if she has the octopus beak tattooed around her rear end in a top hat though.

Turns out the answer is no. I'm kinda disappointed.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 10:47

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

cyberia posted:

Daizha Morgann, who has octopus tentacles tattooed on her thighs and rear end.

http://i.imgur.com/gpGtF2v.jpg :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/8Ol5RCA.jpg :nws:

Bonus

http://i.imgur.com/DCaoq8Q.jpg :nws:

Fake Edit: so glad I clicked Preview on this post first... forgot to change those auto IMG tags to URL tags.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:47

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I think those are hot. :shrug:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 18:53

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Chichevache posted:

I think those are hot.

Every straight male Goon in this thread has jerked It to her at least once but will pretend it's gross and tacky.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 19:38

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

Endless Mike posted:

What kind of sad person has only went to 10 shows in 14 years of their miserable life

And why get a tattoo of them like its a massive number

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:03

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

LingcodKilla posted:

Look how wrong this opinion is.

Arm jam?

Idgi.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:10

ZombieJesus: Feb 26, 2005; He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

strangemusic posted:

Arm jam?

Idgi.

Got one ticket to the bun show

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:42

ZombieJesus: Feb 26, 2005; He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

Chichevache posted:

I think those are hot.

Soooo hot. Although it does look like she's shoved the head of an octopus up her arse and it's tentacles are just flailing about :quagmire:

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:47

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

ZombieJesus posted:

Soooo hot. Although it does look like she's shoved the head of an octopus up her arse and it's tentacles are just flailing about

I think it's inspired by a Bond movie

# ? Mar 20, 2017 20:56

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

Heath posted:

Every straight male Goon in this thread has jerked It to her at least once but will pretend it's gross and tacky.

You're wrong I haven't yet, and no it's not gross. Would wife.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:02

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

Heath posted:

Every straight male Goon in this thread has jerked It to her at least once but will pretend it's gross and tacky.

and some gay girl goons too

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:01

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Elsa posted:

You're wrong I haven't yet, and no it's not gross. Would wife.

Well, get on it

# ? Mar 20, 2017 21:28

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

ZombieJesus posted:

Soooo hot. Although it does look like she's shoved the head of an octopus up her arse and it's tentacles are just flailing about

That's a genre of porn

# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:18

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# ? May 11, 2024 20:03

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

That's a genre of porn

I thought hentai was when the tentacle fucks you.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 22:21

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