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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
i clicked the link at work :getin:

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I'm at work. What is it?

Whatever the crew of the Event Horizon saw on the other side.

liberate tute me ex inferis

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I'm at work. What is it?

People cleaning a really fat guys crevices where he's got that bulbous leg fungus going on.

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013


Can't load this on mobile. Kinda don't want to.
What is it?

e:

Panfilo posted:

People cleaning a really fat guys crevices where he's got that bulbous leg fungus going on.

Oh.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Someone posted some cats play fighting with each other over in the cute thread, I recommend going over there and washing your eyes out.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

my reaction:

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


Oh god. Is that from My 600 Lbs. Life? It is our new favorite show to watch when working the ballet.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I'm at work. What is it?

You'll live a richer life if you die without seeing it.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Oh poo poo.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

For once glad I'm on iPad and those webm things don't play.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's the fluid and the crusties that ruin me. Utterly ruin me.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
The old guy in the glasses is chewing gum... why?!

Also I honestly can't tell if they are cleaning his butt crack or just another fat fold.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fathis Munk posted:

Oh poo poo.

Yes, I imagine there probably is.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ularg posted:

The old guy in the glasses is chewing gum... why?!

To help combat the smell....

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Ularg posted:

Also I honestly can't tell if they are cleaning his butt crack or just another fat fold.

I think that was the left thigh-calf gulch.

Holy hell do I feel like a salad right now.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I clicked on the link Ray.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I want a doctor to come explain that webm because I can't stop watching it and I want to know why he's all crusted and yellow with giant bulbous sores everywhere.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Picnic Princess posted:

It's the fluid and the crusties that ruin me. Utterly ruin me.

That little bit of white fluid that squirts out of a crack in his flesh is the worst thing ever

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Think of all the delicious food he gets to eat and not give a gently caress. Dude has spent his life eating and grossing out other humans. What an inspiration, tbh

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
Thank you all for describing this so I never have to see it. Reading the words is bad enough.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Guy Goodbody posted:

That little bit of white fluid that squirts out of a crack in his flesh is the worst thing ever

I think that's from the wash rag if it makes it any better.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
for a work-safe equivalent, google "gray whale barnacles"

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think that's from the wash rag if it makes it any better.

Sure doesn't.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Paladinus posted:

Do they call homeless furries strays or ferals?

Check your furless privilege!

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Furless privilege is not having to think of animal puns to refer to every aspect of your life

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Hedrigall posted:

Furless privilege is not having to think of animal puns to refer to every aspect of your life

You're lion!

Cicadas!
Oct 27, 2010


Ularg posted:

I want a doctor to come explain that webm because I can't stop watching it and I want to know why he's all crusted and yellow with giant bulbous sores everywhere.

he fat

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

I'm HIV pawsitive

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think that's from the wash rag if it makes it any better.

"Ah wash mahself with a raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag on a stick!"

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Panfilo posted:

People cleaning a really fat guys crevices where he's got that bulbous leg fungus going on.

You're doing the lord's work.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
I'm kinda worried, I waited to click it until someone in thread described it and immediately thought to myself, "Oh is that it?" and then clicked happily.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dear God, I actually shouted aloud in horror. :catstare::hf::smith:

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

china bot posted:

for a work-safe equivalent, google "gray whale barnacles"

This isn't as bad since the whale is at least providing space for the barnacles to live on. By the sound of this I doubt the mites would survive the fungus and bacteria.

Imagine the amount of abuse and neglect (self and outside) it takes to become this. :smith:

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Oh :smith:

RudeVegetables
Jul 23, 2007
That turnip looks just like a thingy!
Fallen Rib

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I'm at work. What is it?

People cleaning what appears to be a man with cheese spattered all over him instead of skin. Do not click. It will not go well for you.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Never seen skin crack that deeply before. There's probably change and dust in that little snag. I'm glad it's not bleeding but now my brain is wondering why it isn't and oh god :gonk:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think that's from the wash rag if it makes it any better.

Pretty sure it's a dry towel mopping up fluid seepage. I wanted to think it was soapy water, I really really did.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Hey man those pustules aren't gonna pop themselves

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Panfilo posted:

Hey man those pustules aren't gonna pop themselves
AUG Thread: Those pustules aren't gonna pop themselves

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

Pretty sure it's a dry towel mopping up fluid seepage. I wanted to think it was soapy water, I really really did.

noooooooooo

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