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I'm drunk, I got poo poo to s do. I'm gonna get in my car and drive it.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:24
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please dont
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Mar 22, 2017 03:24
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uber bruh
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Mar 22, 2017 03:25
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Go to Taco Bell for a while.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:27
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have your sober friends drive the car over you
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Mar 22, 2017 03:27
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im gonna wrestle you to make sure you dont get in that car
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Mar 22, 2017 03:27
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If you live in America dui's have just become a fact of life I've heard more than once the sentiment "welp yeah I got more than one dui, poo poo happens yknow? What are you gonna do, heh?"
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Mar 22, 2017 03:27
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Don't forget to poo poo your pants!
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Mar 22, 2017 03:28
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im threatening you w/ wrestling moves you don't want any of this, friend. don't make me do this
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Mar 22, 2017 03:28
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I'm drunk, I got poo poo to s do. I'm gonna get in my car and drive it. Hell yeah
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Mar 22, 2017 03:28
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as long as you make it home OK no harm no foul go for it* *bad advice
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Mar 22, 2017 03:30
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:If you live in America dui's have just become a fact of life Don't even bother applying to a sales job unless you have at least three DUI's.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:30
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I'm drunk, I got poo poo to s do. I'm gonna get in my car and drive it. Come get me, we'll get some pizza
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Mar 22, 2017 03:31
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gently caress yeah, I'm hungry as gently caress, after drinking
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Mar 22, 2017 03:33
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I hope you go to jail.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:33
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Show some consideration and drive twice the speed limit so you're off the street twice as fast. The longer you're out there the more dangerous you are.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uc-LIr4wD8
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Mar 22, 2017 03:34
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Look, facts of life: I need a cig right now. Pack is empty. The gas station has them. Only one way to resolve this, get it
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Mar 22, 2017 03:34
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drunk driving is one of my faveorite pastimes
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Mar 22, 2017 03:34
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Walk you fat piece of poo poo.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:34
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Honky Dong Country posted:Walk you fat piece of poo poo. Dude's a smoker. No chance. Besides what if he wants a snickers bar huh? Easier to drive and eat then walk and eat.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:36
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Tom Gorman posted:im threatening you w/ wrestling moves you don't want any of this, friend. don't make me do this Bro u count have made state in '99 Like I did, don't even think about it bro. I'm cool, I'm cool to drive
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Mar 22, 2017 03:36
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VendaGoat posted:Dude's a smoker. No chance. I'm a very heavy smoker. I walk places. There is no excuse.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:37
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Make sure you drive extra fast so your on the road for as little time as possible. And make sure to lean your seat back and drive with only one hand so you look relaxed and not conspicuous.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:36
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this is important op: driving drunk is a very very bad thing but driving with an open beer is the equivalent of getting a speeding ticket so take a beer with you and drink it e: because what do you have to lose?
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Mar 22, 2017 03:36
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Bro u count have made state in '99 Like I did, don't even think about it bro. I'm cool, I'm cool to drive i will tombstone your scrawny rear end through a table if your weener body drives to the store for cigarettes
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Mar 22, 2017 03:37
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Honky Dong Country posted:I'm a very heavy smoker. I walk places. There is no excuse. Their are plenty of them, you just don't wish to accept any of them because you are a poopy pants.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:37
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Sometimes a post makes you consider advocating jailhouse sodomy and it really puts you in a weird place.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:38
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Look, wreaking is a great past time,I do it every day, but this is a serious situation, no time for bullshit here. I'm gonna do it real smooth no big deal
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Mar 22, 2017 03:37
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let it mellow posted:this is important op: driving drunk is a very very bad thing but driving with an open beer is the equivalent of getting a speeding ticket does The open beer make him not drunk, because otherwise he's driving drunk with an open beer, so the open beer is like a small part of the whole thing
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Mar 22, 2017 03:38
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This is the lamest cry for help I've ever seen
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Mar 22, 2017 03:39
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only drive Drunk if Wendys is about to close in 10 minutes IMO
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Mar 22, 2017 03:38
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Phone post while you drive too please.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:39
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Who What Now posted:Make sure you drive extra fast so your on the road for as little time as possible. And make sure to lean your seat back and drive with only one hand so you look relaxed and not conspicuous. See this dude gets it. Prob pick up a twelve pack too
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Mar 22, 2017 03:40
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Make sure to have the heat on full blast and to swerve really fast from time to time to make sure you stay awake
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Mar 22, 2017 03:39
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Honky Dong Country posted:Sometimes a post makes you consider advocating jailhouse sodomy and it really puts you in a weird place. Buy me dinner first?
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Mar 22, 2017 03:40
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Supreme Allah posted:does The open beer make him not drunk, because otherwise he's driving drunk with an open beer, so the open beer is like a small part of the whole thing that's my point, if you are gonna drive drunk you might as well have a beer while you are doing it, there is zero downside
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Mar 22, 2017 03:41
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Supreme Allah posted:does The open beer make him not drunk, because otherwise he's driving drunk with an open beer, so the open beer is like a small part of the whole thing This is the technique: breathalyzer are inaccurate if you drink while taking the test and blew beer into the system. It's an open and shut case, really
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Mar 22, 2017 03:41
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VendaGoat posted:Buy me dinner first? Only if I get to stencil my name into your butt with a sharpened piece of steel from the machine shop after.
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Mar 22, 2017 03:41
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SniperWoreConverse posted:See this dude gets it. Prob pick up a twelve pack too you're being a serious poo poo head
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