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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
The spicy frito burrito is VERY legitimate. However, beyond that - the menu at The Bell is incredibly underwhelming.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I forgot my lunch today, what should I get at the Bell?

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
See if they have dignity or selfworth on the dollar sign

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Iron Crowned posted:

I forgot my lunch today, what should I get at the Bell?

the runs :(

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I recently discovered the greatness of the $1 beefy Fritos burrito

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Iron Crowned posted:

I forgot my lunch today, what should I get at the Bell?

Fat

Alternatively, a cheesy gordita crunch

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

If Taco Bell gives you the shits then you should probably stick to just bland soy paste because obviously your constitution is far too fragile to handle much else.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Too late

Toadvine posted:

Alternatively, a cheesy gordita crunch

Yeah, but I also want to eat the hottest taco they have

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Who What Now posted:

If Taco Bell gives you the shits then you should probably stick to just bland soy paste because obviously your constitution is far too fragile to handle much else.

latf ubermensch over here

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

scott zoloft posted:

latf ubermensch over here

Go back to the Midwest, adults are talking here

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
:popeye:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I love 2 barf call me lesbo 454-55445-01

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Who What Now posted:

If Taco Bell gives you the shits then you should probably stick to just bland soy paste because obviously your constitution is far too fragile to handle much else.

You should try eating actual food for a week straight to learn how much better it feels to take healthy shits

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



SeXReX posted:

You should try eating actual food for a week straight to learn how much better it feels to take healthy shits

If you eat super healthy, it is impossible not to have your rear end in a top hat explode when you eat a taco. Got it.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
going to get a burrito at a REAL Mexican place today :smug:

but still hot drat that triple double crunch wrap was awesome last night shout out to whoever said to get the spicy one, the jalapenos gave it that extra crunch that was perfect :smuggo:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Lunch time bitches

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
taco bell is expensive

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Iron Crowned posted:

Lunch time bitches



Taco bell has incredibly awful looking food, like their hard shell tacos are a joke but it's pretty tasty

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
The bell has gotten too expensive if you don't get the box.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

RocktheCaulk posted:

The bell has gotten too expensive if you don't get the box.

even thats too expensive for me

to be fair i live in a box

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Toadvine posted:

Taco bell has incredibly awful looking food, like their hard shell tacos are a joke but it's pretty tasty

You're not supposed to look at your food, you're supposed to gobble it down to soak up the alcohol sloshing around in your stomach

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I only go to buy slurpees

I like the white mystery one rn

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Does this thread include any of the other food in the taco bell portfolio or should someone else make a water management thread so that all bases are covered?

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe
I miss the volcano menu, at my old job working overnight I would get 2 volcano burritos and an order of nachos every day at 2 am and I gained like 50 lbs but it was so tasty

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I only go to buy slurpees

I like the white mystery one rn

its cum

:ms:

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe

Can confirm, I make them at home all the time

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
oh no someone mixed up the slurpee mix with their semen samples :wth:

*slurp

oh no it doesn't even taste that good :wth:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Iron Crowned posted:

Lunch time bitches



I have never had one of these where the cheese in the middle wasn't ice cold and gross.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

uber_stoat posted:

poop report due tomorrow itt.

Just took a yuuuge poop. Solid and normal though because I have a stomach/colon that can handle fast food once in a while.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Which flavor of Mountain Dew pairs best with a Doritos Locos Taco?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

FogHelmut posted:

Which flavor of Mountain Dew pairs best with a Doritos Locos Taco?

yes

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I had a chicken quesadilla and an enchirito today. I like the enchirito with some onions and a boatload of fire sauce on it. poo poo's good.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Who What Now posted:

If Taco Bell gives you the shits then you should probably stick to just bland soy paste because obviously your constitution is far too fragile to handle much else.

dude if taco bell doesn't give you the shits you should be studied in a lab

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

If you eat super healthy, it is impossible not to have your rear end in a top hat explode when you eat a taco. Got it.

this is literally true

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
its like one of the main reasons to eat taco bell, its cheaper than a laxative

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
mexican dudes must just be farting and making GBS threads constantly, no wonder trumps making them build that wall

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Hey guys I'm actually posting from a taco bell right now. Gonna get 3 soft tacos as a midnight snack

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol if u dont go supreme

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Get some cinnamon twists while you're there

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

QUESALUPA is what its called. thank you.

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