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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

whypick1 posted:

Didn't Intruder ban a bunch of people for using this before seeing that's actually Eli's first name?

Yeah, our "problem" with Intruder was him being too lax on bans.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

if you don't want to have bad experiences with mods just don't break the law :colbert:

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Phobeste posted:

I wonder if there's another team that's talked up as having a possibly great quarterback that needs a better supporting cast and defense. I wonder if he plays in blue and has a mustache 🤔

My man won a Super Bowl.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Luck had a very good season but the Colts missed the playoffs, therefore he is a garbageman - TFF.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


King Hong Kong posted:

Luck had a very good season but the Colts missed the playoffs, therefore he is a garbageman - TFF.

23-18
23-9
40-16
15-12
31-13

Also,

9 touchdowns 12 interceptions

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Andrew Luck is closer to Jay Cutler than Aaron Rodgers and it will take the Colts a very long time to figure this out because Luck is above the Dalton line

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

TD/INT, the ratio that proves this forum is smarter than ESPN.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Andrew Luck is closer to Jay Cutler than Aaron Rodgers and it will take the Colts a very long time to figure this out because Luck is above the Dalton line

Even if this is true he's still well above the Jay Cutler line, and is the type of quarterback you simply can't give up on since there just aren't enough quarterbacks in the world. There's basically nothing for them to figure out except making the rest of their team better unless they completely bomb (which, unsurprisingly would probably take Luck pissing blood for another year) and luck into a draft with a good QB prospect.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


King Hong Kong posted:

TD/INT, the ratio that proves this forum is smarter than ESPN.

Would you prefer Just Wins Games?

Grittybeard posted:

Even if this is true he's still well above the Jay Cutler line, and is the type of quarterback you simply can't give up on since there just aren't enough quarterbacks in the world. There's basically nothing for them to figure out except making the rest of their team better unless they completely bomb (which, unsurprisingly would probably take Luck pissing blood for another year) and luck into a draft with a good QB prospect.

I completely agree

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Would you prefer Just Wins Games?

I prefer proven metric of excellence, NFL.com fantasy football points.

Incidentally:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chichevache posted:

Yeah, our "problem" with Intruder was him being too lax on bans.

Banning LWB is my greatest regret as a mod

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Intruder posted:

Banning LWB is my greatest regret as a mod

You gave in to peer pressure. Shameful!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Kevin Kolb more like Kevin SLOB.

tssss tsssss

FINGERBLASTER69
Nov 15, 2014
Kevin Kolb had a baseball players propensity for weird injuries. He injured himself slipping on a bath mat or something

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

quote:

Panthers signed RB Jonathan Stewart to a one-year extension through 2018.

Stewart turned 30 earlier this week. There was some belief that the Panthers could release Stewart this offseason, saving $6.25 million as a post-June 1 cut, but GM Dave Gettleman apparently thinks there's more in the tank. Stewart averaged a career-low 3.8 YPC (minimum 100 carries) last season, though he did score a seven-year-high nine touchdowns, seeing more goal-line work with the Panthers trying to limit Cam Newton's rushing opportunities. Gettleman has already said he'll draft a running back this year. Leonard Fournette at No. 8 could still be in play.

also oh yes please

https://twitter.com/BlackBlueReview/status/845270373734211586

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Mar 24, 2017

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Come reunite with Jameis. Seriously tho, his height would be a big help for those airmailed passes.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

wandler20 posted:

Come reunite with Jameis. Seriously tho, his height would be a big help for those airmailed passes.

Jameis doesn't need another fathlete enabling him.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
gently caress it, go all in and sign Eddie Lacy next year too.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
i love jonathan stewart but i swear to god this guy has received more inexplicable contracts from the panthers than any player i can remember on any team.

he must bake amazing cookies or something.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

Jameis doesn't need another fathlete enabling him.



This is a good QB body.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
The Redskins proposed moving the line of scrimmage to the 20 yard line if the kicker kicks the kickoff through the uprights.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

Jameis doesn't need another fathlete enabling him.


please don't body shame

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

FizFashizzle posted:

Jameis doesn't need another fathlete enabling him.



If you're too lean like RG3 you break too easily, tackling Jameis is like hitting a bag full of wet sand, he can absorb those hits all day long.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
And the dream will have to wait.

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/845309796337180673

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I mean who else are they gonna have catch footballs?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Ice cream party at the Benjamin household!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Bad Moon posted:

I mean who else are they gonna have catch footballs?

Olsen till he dies.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
gently caress this let him waddle

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Bad Moon posted:

I mean who else are they gonna have catch footballs?

They don't really "catch footballs" in Carolina tho...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Washington submits a good proposal:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Kalli posted:

Washington submits a good proposal:



I'd usually give a broken clock agreement to this, but I can't even credit Snyder that much, I've got to assume it's because he doesn't want to pay for more jerseys or some such reason.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Glad to see that they're finally addressing something that so many people find offensive...

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Kalli posted:

Washington submits a good proposal:



gently caress that I want more absurd uniforms.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

whypick1 posted:

Glad to see that they're finally addressing something that so many people find offensive...

Hahaha

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Eh, I liked Color Rush.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Thaddius the Large posted:

I'd usually give a broken clock agreement to this, but I can't even credit Snyder that much, I've got to assume it's because he doesn't want to pay for more jerseys or some such reason.

"I like this but I'm gonna find a reason to complain anyway."

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kalli posted:

Washington submits a good proposal:



gently caress that, the Chargers color rush uniforms were gorgeous

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

TBeats posted:

"I like this but I'm gonna find a reason to complain anyway."

Look, I've spent the last 30 years of my life working myself into a pleasant little despondency, don't think I'm changing that course any time soon.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

whypick1 posted:

Glad to see that they're finally addressing something that so many people find offensive...

Agreed

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I think I'm going to regret not getting a Doug Baldwin color rush jersey in eye searing lime

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