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Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

NO

NOW

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Gejnor
Mar 14, 2005

Fun Shoe

Well if thats how you're going to be..! :mad:

*Takes Skaven away from game 2*

No ratmen until you finish your chaos campaign, young man!

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
They're basically Minotaurs: the Faction, right? Occasionally with literal hand-cannons.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Gejnor posted:

Well if thats how you're going to be..! :mad:

*Takes Skaven away from game 2*

No ratmen until you finish your chaos campaign, young man!

no skaven no peace

*begins drafting an essay about problematic subtext in halflings*

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Krazyface posted:

They're basically Minotaurs: the Faction, right? Occasionally with literal hand-cannons.

they're like Orks if you started the Ork tree at Big Uns and developed from there

e: and gave them cannons

Babe Magnet fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Mar 26, 2017

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I'm worried seeing how they will balance ogres since they're expensive on table top but this game will let you twenty stack some total bullshit in the campaign if you have the coin.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

MilitantBlackGuy posted:

good god I want the Ogres so bad.

have you tried tindr

Lassitude
Oct 21, 2003

Krazyface posted:

They're basically Minotaurs: the Faction, right? Occasionally with literal hand-cannons.

Ogres aren't as big and scary as minotaurs. Bigger than orcs, smaller than minotaurs.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

oh right so they'd count as Slightly Less Monstrous But Still Pretty Monstrous Infantry, then, ok

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

JBP posted:

I'm worried seeing how they will balance ogres since they're expensive on table top but this game will let you twenty stack some total bullshit in the campaign if you have the coin.

Yeah or a stack of iron breakers or blood knights or demi gryphs or

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Gnoblar Horde army when

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


I wonder if this game would be more fun if they had the regular-elite-special restrictions form tabletop

Lassitude
Oct 21, 2003

Ogres have a sparse roster like Bretonnia. CA will just make some new units for them. More gnoblar stuff, maybe some juvenile ogres who're smaller/weaker.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
would ogres be a horde faction? I read the 1d4 page on them and it sounds like they don't really do settlements and kind of wander around fighting and eating stuff.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


ZearothK posted:

We need five more in order to cover all of the faction types, get to it goons.

Dibs on Brets, with a gimmick: I'm gonna be pretty drunk while I play/narrate.

Also, Mukip's LP is pretty boss. Haven't checked the other one yet.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Knobb Manwich posted:

Yeah or a stack of iron breakers or blood knights or demi gryphs or

Yeah I know, but ogres are loving huge and fast right out of the gate as well.

Lassitude
Oct 21, 2003

Jamwad Hilder posted:

would ogres be a horde faction? I read the 1d4 page on them and it sounds like they don't really do settlements and kind of wander around fighting and eating stuff.

Yep. They're organized into tribes and are described as nomadic. They're not too subtly the Mongol hordes of Warhams.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Dibs on Brets, with a gimmick: I'm gonna be pretty drunk while I play/narrate.

Also, Mukip's LP is pretty boss. Haven't checked the other one yet.

As long as its red wine, calvados or something else suitably French.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Speaking of ogres with cannons



So before the ogres moved in, their mountain homeland was inhabited by the Sky Titans, dudes bigger than giants who lived in fancy castles inside the tops of mountains. Things were going pretty sweet for them until the ogres came westward and ate most of them. The ones who survived ended up inbreeding and devolving into the retarded children we see in the game as giants. That cannon the ogre is operating is a Sky Titan's artillery piece.

The catapult is a bunch of scrap barely holding together constructed by the ogre slave race, gnoblars. Gnoblars are smaller and more cowardly than goblins, and where ogres go, gnoblars aren't too far behind. The sooner ogres are added to the game, the better.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
e. ^^^^ :eng101: The cannon is a Sky Titan's hand-cannon.

Krazyface posted:

They're basically Minotaurs: the Faction, right? Occasionally with literal hand-cannons.

Ogres aren't literal walking animals so they can fight in cohesive ranks. The Maneater mercenaries in particular are trained in Human style organised tactics.

NoNotTheMindProbe fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Mar 26, 2017

Constantine XI
Dec 21, 2003
omg turk rush
If Ogres were to be added I feel they could really benefit from some unconventional campaign mechanics. I'm thinking they should be a nomadic horde style faction but more story driven. Give them a huge, more detailed quest line with opportunities to do side quests issued by the other factions for coin. You could temporarily hire out some of your units to another faction and they'd be unavailable to you for a set amount of turns in exchange for gold. At the end of the deal you either get back some sweet XP boosted ogres or, sorry, they got wiped out lol.
Or imagine Estalia hires you to fight the Border Princes, and as you're seiging one of their cities the Princes offer you double to turn on your Estalian paymasters.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Question about the estalia area, was playing orcs and rolling over the southwest princes for some cash action and it seems you cant walk west from tilea to estalia? I guess because the area looked kinda swampgassy it's supposed to be impassible? Seemed wierd. I just turned back instead of sailing around cuz gently caress it i got better things to do

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

Indecisive posted:

Question about the estalia area, was playing orcs and rolling over the southwest princes for some cash action and it seems you cant walk west from tilea to estalia? I guess because the area looked kinda swampgassy it's supposed to be impassible? Seemed wierd. I just turned back instead of sailing around cuz gently caress it i got better things to do

I believe that would be the Blighted Marsh, and yeah that's deliberately impassable.

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Lassitude posted:

Yep. They're organized into tribes and are described as nomadic. They're not too subtly the Mongol hordes of Warhams.

I thought that there were permanent Ogre settlements in the Mountains of Mourn? The two that come to mind are Greasus Goldtooth's "Empire" and that sacred volcano Ogres worship alongside the Great Maw.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

I believe that would be the Blighted Marsh, and yeah that's deliberately impassable.

Yeah that's the nastiest marsh in the Old World. At its heart (and under it I believe) lies the largest Skaven settlement known, Skavenblight. Its pretty much Skaven Rome (in the catholic sense) housing the Council of Thirteen and it is the nexus of Skaven activity.

Lassitude
Oct 21, 2003

LordAbaddon posted:

I thought that there were permanent Ogre settlements in the Mountains of Mourn? The two that come to mind are Greasus Goldtooth's "Empire" and that sacred volcano Ogres worship alongside the Great Maw.

They're not permanent settlements. There a gnoblar shanty towns, but the ogre tribes are always on the move with the migration of animals or raiding westward. Ogres aren't building towns or farming crops or anything. That said, yeah, Greasus Goldtooth is likely to be the vanilla "Ogre Kingdoms" faction whenever they're released.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Randarkman posted:

As long as its red wine, calvados or something else suitably French.

Kir? Got me a hankerin' for Kir.

creme de cassis+vin blanc, 1:1 pour les hommes, 1:2 pour les enfants

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Everyone needs to use my excessively large mod list for their LPs. Out of curiosity, anyone find some clunkers in the workshop? The lack of a model editor, for better or worse, spares us from armies of Vampire My Little Pony expies at least.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Lassitude posted:

They're not too subtly the Mongol hordes of Warhams.

There's actually an entirely unsubtle Mongol horde stand-in, made up of Goblins. They have khans and stuff.

I think ogres are supposed to be from those weird in-between countries, like Uzbekistan or whatever, where dudes are kinda white but rock them fu-manchu 'staches.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

jfood posted:

There's actually an entirely unsubtle Mongol horde stand-in, made up of Goblins. They have khans and stuff.

I think ogres are supposed to be from those weird in-between countries, like Uzbekistan or whatever, where dudes are kinda white but rock them fu-manchu 'staches.

There's also a further exceedingly unsubtle and incredibly racist Mongol stand in with the Hung chaos raiders, known for being filthy, short, lying a lot, having narrow eyes, and stealing constantly.

Yeah. That's what, 3 mongol stand ins?

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


The ogres have a Cossack vibe to them in some of the models and art, if I remember right

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

jfood posted:

There's actually an entirely unsubtle Mongol horde stand-in, made up of Goblins. They have khans and stuff.

I think ogres are supposed to be from those weird in-between countries, like Uzbekistan or whatever, where dudes are kinda white but rock them fu-manchu 'staches.

Ah, Central Asia. Tons of people, whose relevance to history has traditionally been "which closest coast is currently strong, greedy, or stupid enough to figure it's worth the effort to say they're in charge out here."

One of the great history-shaping battles happened out here. Almost uniquely in the history of warfare, it was pretty much a one-and-done between two great empires: after the Chinese got beaten (and beaten bad enough their official estimate of the enemy army was "they outnumbered us nine to one! that we saved any men was an unimaginable triumph!") their official stance on Central Asia was "you know what, gently caress it, these new guys, what the gently caress did they call themselves, the Abbasids? All yours, assholes."

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


jfood posted:

There's actually an entirely unsubtle Mongol horde stand-in, made up of Goblins. They have khans and stuff.

Whoa whoa whoa

Hobgoblins thank you very much

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Just beat the wood elf old world campaign and it's really great because I didn't have to do much other than tend to the forest and its areas and help out my human/dwarf allies in their dumb fights against chaos and undead, but poo poo that final battle was rough. If I didn't bring a life wizard, I would've died to the sheer attrition of fighting that many goddamn beastmen. I ran out of ammo 1/3 of the way through, so I had glade guards rear charging minotaurs.

It was rough, and fantastic. 10/10 would elf again.

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"
Is a hobgoblin like a goblin manlet

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Ammanas posted:

Is a hobgoblin like a goblin manlet

Opposite, they are the goblins that lift

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
hobgoblins are trash and everything about them is already done better by at least three other factions

1. they're short (dwarves, halflings, pygmies, goblins/snotlings)
2. they backstab and lie all the time (dark elves, skaven, goblins, not-mongols, border princes, vampires)
3. they hate everyone and everyone hates them (skaven, beastmen, daemons, norse, goblins, wood elves)
4. they do stupid poo poo for dumb reasons because theyre Evil (dark elves, chaos, skaven)
5. theyre green (greenskins, really rotten nurgle things, treemen)
6. their hats are dumb (high elves, chaos)
7. critical lack of babes (dwarves, skaven, lizardman, beastmen, ogres, greenskins)
8. probably racist allegory (all not not-european humans, amazons, pygmies, halflings)
9. if you try to be nice for once hang out with one despite all the poo poo you heard and are like "hey dude you seem pretty cool wanna come over and watch the big game " they'll pick a lovely movie to rent and insist you watch, drink all your booze, complain about it, and then leave after puking on your good upholstery and then tell everyone you were lame about everything and talked all stupid and then you're just left scrubbing half digested chinese food off your rug and wondering why you even loving bothered (high elves, skaven, witch hunters, manfred)
10. theyre gently caress ugly fodder peoples (skaven slaves, bretonnian peasants, goblins/snotlings, beastmen gors)

they're garbage, nobody likes them. if you like them, you're full of poo poo, there is nothing interesting, unique, or cool about hobgoblins.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

LordAbaddon posted:

I thought that there were permanent Ogre settlements in the Mountains of Mourn? The two that come to mind are Greasus Goldtooth's "Empire" and that sacred volcano Ogres worship alongside the Great Maw.

My bet is we see a Wood Elf style mechanic for Ogres, with the Great Maw and a couple of similar 'main' settlements as a base.

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

Tiler Kiwi posted:

9. if you try to be nice for once hang out with one despite all the poo poo you heard and are like "hey dude you seem pretty cool wanna come over and watch the big game " they'll pick a lovely movie to rent and insist you watch, drink all your booze, complain about it, and then leave after puking on your good upholstery and then tell everyone you were lame about everything and talked all stupid and then you're just left scrubbing half digested chinese food off your rug and wondering why you even loving bothered (high elves, skaven, witch hunters, manfred)

But enough about your problems with women

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Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT
Look at this loving elf lover.

Tiler Kiwi posted:


7. critical lack of babes (dwarves, skaven, lizardman, beastmen, ogres, greenskins)


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