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Wacky Delly posted:Basically: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/20/the-onion-struggles-to-lampoon-trump?mbid=social_twitter Pro-loving-click
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World Wildlife Fund Announces New Breeding Program To Create Way More Squirrels Than Necessary
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Wacky Delly posted:Basically: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/20/the-onion-struggles-to-lampoon-trump?mbid=social_twitter I am so disappointed we didn't get DESPERATE WOMAN SETTLES FOR rear end in a top hat NATION WITHOUT MUCH MONEY
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This is pretty good, I love the paintings: http://www.theonion.com/video/paleontologists-discover-skeleton-of-natures-first-14320
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7 Tree Nuts, Ranked Using A System You Could Never Even Begin To Understand
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Hundreds Of Blind, Pallid Disney Characters Discovered Living In Caves Deep Within Space Mountain is delightfully horrifying. 12-Year-Old Who Got Her Hair Curled For Spring Dance The Very Image Of Old Hollywood Glamour is just kind of adorable. 
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The description for #4 is great. Somebody's been reading a lot of pop-physics books (or maybe trying to explain those things themselves). There Are 10 Pictures Of Scarlett Johansson In This List, But A True Gentleman Would Only Look At 3 Or 4
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I really 'hypertorus" to be one of the tags at the end of that nut one.
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GOP Makes Good on 2009 Promise to Block President's Healthcare Bill
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Noooo I was just about to post that one!
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Our Favorite Trump-Era Headlines From The Onion
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I Used To Be Pro-Obamacare. Then It Saved My lovely Life.
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Pro-click. Bad Timing: The GOP’s Legislative Agenda Has Been Stalled Indefinitely After Paul Ryan’s Free Trial Of Microsoft PowerPoint Expired
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Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives I really wish Diamond Joe would make a cameo in this, but there's time.
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ultrafilter posted:Pro-click. quote:“No one is more dedicated to improving this great country than I am,” Paul Ryan said. “But I am not shelling out over $100 for the Microsoft Office Suite. It comes bundled with Excel, which I don’t even need, and there’s no way to just buy PowerPoint. The only thing I can remember about my new plan is that I had one slide with a pie chart split between discretionary spending and something else, but I can remember how much of the chart each had.” holy lol
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How Many Of These Failed Kickstarter Projects Have You Backed? I had such high hopes for "A video game where you collect doughnuts in the war-torn deserts of Fallujah during Operation Desert Storm and bring them back to America to feed to legendary author Saul Bellow."
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These People Were There When Dylan Went Electric, And Their Stories Are Incredible
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Gizmo Chicken posted:These People Were There When Dylan Went Electric, And Their Stories Are Incredible Watching this video made me look up the Wikipedia article for the real version, which contains a tidbit that is possibly more hilarious than the video (which is saying something). quote:When Peter Yarrow returned to the microphone, he begged Dylan to continue performing. According to Robert Shelton, when Dylan returned to the stage, he discovered he did not have the right harmonica and said to Yarrow, "What are you doing to me?"[11] Dylan then asked the audience for 'an E harmonica'. Within a few moments, a clatter of harmonicas hit the stage.
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Video is great, but the best part has to be Mecha-Guthrie
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Bashar Al-Assad Shares Laugh With Military Leaders Over Time He Once Wanted To Be A Doctor And Help People
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Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been
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American Voices: Kentucky Temporarily Barred From Closing Only Abortion Clinic every one of them is great but I particularly love Leroy Diwald, Tuna Prepper posted:Seems like now’s a good opportunity for some enterprising individual to go open up Kentucky’s second abortion clinic. StandardVC10 posted:Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been “My pride—my accursed pride—has brought me to this! Like Icarus and Arachne before me, let my tale serve as a warning to all those who would surrender to the vile temptations of the ego.” lol
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morallyobjected posted:American Voices: Kentucky Temporarily Barred From Closing Only Abortion Clinic “It’s so unfair that Governor Bevin is being forced to keep something alive just because the law gives him no other option.”
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It took me a couple read-throughs before I noticed that the real one wasn't included.
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HardDiskD posted:“It’s so unfair that Governor Bevin is being forced to keep something alive just because the law gives him no other option.” This is the best quote by far.
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Child’s Favorite Restaurant Also Dad’s Favorite Bar
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Point and Clickbait has been on a roll lately: Shocking: The Classic Video Games That We Didn’t Know Were Problematic Until Now TotalBiscuit Slams British National Painting Gallery For “Appalling Frame-Rate” What Videogames Can Learn From The Demon That Destroyed Seattle
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5 Questions About Gender Identity That You Were Too Embarrassed To Ask, You Bashful Little Baby Monkey
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Mr.Radar posted:Point and Clickbait has been on a roll lately: Oof... really?
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Clickhole co-marketing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdPFJHoeQGw
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Sean Spicer Given Own Press Secretary To Answer Media’s Questions About His Controversial Statements
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You Are The United Nations Secretary-General! Can You Use The Bathroom For 5 Freaking Minutes Without World War III Breaking Out? I'm only like 4 steps into it and I'm dying at the tea packaging they photoshopped
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skull mask mcgee posted:You Are The United Nations Secretary-General! Can You Use The Bathroom For 5 Freaking Minutes Without World War III Breaking Out? With your blessing, England and France begin lobbing nuclear weapons at each other, destroying both Stonehenge and the Eiffel Tower, as well as all their cities and buildings and people. The destruction of two countries would be bad enough, but England and France were both NATO signatories. As soon as they went to war, that invoked Article 5 of the NATO treaty, which declares that an attack against one NATO member is an attack against all and must be responded to with military action. All the other NATO members fulfill their obligations to defend England and France from England and France by bombing England and France. Attacking England and France invokes Article 5 of NATO again, which forces all the NATO nations to start bombing all the NATO nations that attacked England and France, including themselves. You are killed in a nuclear explosion when the United States retaliates against the United States by bombing the United States. 
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 The ambassadors from all the world’s nations give your massive dump a standing ovation. “Bravo, Secretary-General,” they shout. “By making GBS threads on the nuclear bomb, you eloquently illustrated how messy and unpleasant nuclear war would be!” “We used to think World War III might be good, but you poo poo on a bomb, and that visual metaphor explained that World War III would be bad.” The diplomats set aside their differences and that afternoon sign a peace treaty to forever prevent World War III from happening. You go down in history as the greatest secretary-general the United Nations has ever known, and a giant bronze statue of you taking your historic poo poo is installed in the lobby of the United Nations
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I pushed the bomb into the river and got crowned King of Earth. Enjoy your literal lovely statue. jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk
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Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench
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