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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Space Crabs posted:

A new TheAgent leak:



:lol:

Well, I'm buying in now. Couldn't resist this puppy. Especially since it's so good this other company is licensing it from cig to sell with watermarks. That's quality.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

I'm hoping the game mirrors development.

The Pusher romance is totally ok up until the final few scenes where it's revealed she is actually married to all of the main actors. This was actually known all along too and it flows nicely between scenes without any jarring oddity at all because Chris Roberts used to school Shakespeare in how to get things done right.

But, the UEC is so enlightened, and such a hallmark of human development, that polyamory/polygamy is the only inevitable conclusion (at least in the Crobberverse).

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

A legal action blog!

Oh, nevermind.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Space court action.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Colostomy Bag posted:

Space court action.

Space court inaction.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

I have nowhere else to go. RSI and reddit are both cancer. This is cancer too, but more treatable.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

There's not enough Chemo to treat this level of cancer. I retract my previous statement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZFaOETL5ac&t=141s

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
DRAKE BUCCANEER GOES INVISIBLE ON TAKE OFF

EXPECTED RESULT

It shouldn't disappear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cj7QOO9Qyw

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
CATERPILLAR INTERIOR SIDE CARGO DOOR ATTACHES TO MERLIN.

EXPECTED RESULT

Interior doors should stay on board the Caterpillar and not become attached to Merlin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3MF-ARMjLE&t=47s

:gary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Iz9EWuL9j0

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Say what you will about Chris Roberts, but his game produces the most novel glitches.

Also, now they can sell a new stealth Buccaneer variant and a utility Merlin variant. Eat that, FUD-loving goonie!

Mu77ley
Oct 14, 2016

Samizdata posted:

You know, I already cited/linked that previously. Just sayin'.

Well done you. Would you like your medal in lavender or paisley?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Mu77ley posted:

Well done you. Would you like your medal in lavender or paisley?

Just a reminder not everyone actually reads the threads. And do you have something in a purple?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Samizdata posted:

Just a reminder not everyone actually reads the threads. And do you have something in a purple?

Reading the Star Citizen thread is a punishment reserved for only the worst Stimperial offenders...

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Beet Wagon posted:

Reading the Star Citizen thread is a punishment reserved for only the worst Stimperial offenders...

Well, crikey then. Can't report for deskeletonization though. Have to go to work in a bit.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





MilesK posted:

tenstimpires.txt

Mods change my name to immediate deplanetation tia

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

Also I'm pretty sure Stimpire guy was a goon.

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/302129/am-i-hallucinating-or-are-these-ships-really-over-10k

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6085443/#Comment_6085443

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Wait in 4 months they only updated the game once?

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Also, did Derek ever sue/get sued by that one pedophile faux-girl guy?

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
That he doxxed.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

Wait in 4 months they only updated the game once?

It's not really a game.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

thatguy posted:

That he doxxed.

Spacecourt for that was cancelled.

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

You know, while it's hilarious to see what the testers put down for "Expected results" on these things, wouldn't one hope that, maybe, the game designers might actually know what the result should have been?

Seriously, asking for a game developer friend.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



ManofManyAliases posted:

There's not enough Chemo to treat this level of cancer. I retract my previous statement.

don't sign ur posts

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/rarepulse/status/846424437662605314

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

So not canon but memefication.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

AP posted:

CATERPILLAR INTERIOR SIDE CARGO DOOR ATTACHES TO MERLIN.

EXPECTED RESULT

Interior doors should stay on board the Caterpillar and not become attached to Merlin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3MF-ARMjLE&t=47s

:gary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Iz9EWuL9j0

Hmm... didn't the port Olisar rings only start coming detached in the patch where they added that Caterpillar? I wonder if it's the cause, if there's some sort of bizarre code kludge needed to make the Caterpillar is what's causing the rings to fly off. Like maybe the rings is are getting "attached" to a piece of ship debris like the ship doors are getting stuck to the Merlin.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Does Dr. Smart still post in here?

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

hakimashou posted:

Does Dr. Smart still post in here?

Who? Yes. Derek still posts.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

hakimashou posted:

Does Dr. Smart still post in here?

If you are cool, he may just let you read one of his blogs too.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

ManofManyAliases posted:

I have nowhere else to go. RSI and reddit are both cancer. This is cancer too, but more treatable.

I'm glad ur fam...
Wait no actually you're ok

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit
Everyone, I have a problem. I keep buying early access games.

At least they aren't jpegs... so it could be worse.

ps. get playerunknown battlegrounds, good poo poo.

Tax:


Furthermore...

VealCutlet fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Mar 27, 2017

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/61u3t3/fyi_that_article_seems_to_have_quietly_been/

i guess i should restate... quiet to anyone who doesn't at all times have a jealous rage boner, or to anyone who actually matters to this planet.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

Who? Yes. Derek still posts.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/n6gkhuF.gifv

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

ManofManyAliases posted:

Who? Yes. Derek still posts.

pain grillé

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Is that seal trying to eat that person's head, or is the seal doing the seal equivalent of a dog or cat taking a puppy or kitten by the scruff of the neck?

I clearly do not understand seal development.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
it's checking to see if he feels hollow, like death

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

AlbieQuirky posted:

Is that seal trying to eat that person's head, or is the seal doing the seal equivalent of a dog or cat taking a puppy or kitten by the scruff of the neck?

I clearly do not understand seal development.

Nor should you. Humility is a sad CIG seal, whose development is best not understood.

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DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

VealCutlet posted:

ps. get playerunknown battlegrounds, good poo poo.
Furthermore...

Done!
:getin:

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