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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Pesticide20 posted:

What is the best method of performing tummy rubs? I open palm rub with occasional scritches and every once in a while blow a raspberry.

Pictured: Angelica "Jelly" Cherie mid-scritch

Two hands, finger flex scritches working front to back legs back to front, make appropriate growling noises, break up patterns with occasional two hand pats to side of rib cage.

This is basic poo poo man.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:18

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:47

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Ya if you have to ask, you should hand over your dogge to someone who is in the know-how

# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:19

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

I did not play with Monty this morning when he gave me sadface.

I think he wanted to get even.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:50

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

"You made me do this"

# ? Mar 31, 2017 00:31

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Frank does that, but only to toys I get on post-holiday sales at walgreens. A three foot tall bear with a heart and ribbons on it for $10? loving sold.

He doesn't tear up the toys he picks out at PetSmart or at work, which is kinda weird, but they're his favorites for a reason.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 00:42

Weltlich: Feb 13, 2006; Grimey Drawer

TBeats posted:

I did not play with Monty this morning when he gave me sadface.

I think he wanted to get even.

looks like he was trying to make a loss edit

# ? Mar 31, 2017 01:06

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Weltlich posted:

looks like he was trying to make a loss edit

I see a dickbutt in the negative space.

Here's a random imgur guide pupper taking a well-deserved break.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 01:13

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

ComfyPants posted:

I see a dickbutt in the negative space.

Here's a random imgur guide pupper taking a well-deserved break.

Holy poo poo.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 01:20

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ComfyPants posted:

I see a dickbutt in the negative space.

Here's a random imgur guide pupper taking a well-deserved break.

:vince:

# ? Mar 31, 2017 02:26

Jay Rust: Sep 27, 2011

Too real.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 02:42

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

ComfyPants posted:

I see a dickbutt in the negative space.

Here's a random imgur guide pupper taking a well-deserved break.

:staredog:

# ? Mar 31, 2017 02:48

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://m.imgur.com/xjKqt9q?r

https://m.imgur.com/ZMNEAvK?r

# ? Mar 31, 2017 04:24

Dogcow: Jun 21, 2005

ComfyPants posted:

I see a dickbutt in the negative space.

Here's a random imgur guide pupper taking a well-deserved break.

this the best thing, of all the things

have a shelter pup, adopted months ago because, come on:

# ? Mar 31, 2017 06:15

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

omg

:kimchi:

# ? Mar 31, 2017 08:27

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

His ear does this a lot. I like to think he's saluting.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 13:00

Selklubber: Jul 11, 2010

Google made sniffing the poop much more classy

# ? Mar 31, 2017 16:34

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:18

evil_bunnY: Apr 2, 2003

Selklubber posted:

This is so good

# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:53

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Selklubber posted:

Google made sniffing the poop much more classy

Now that's a good dogge.

# ? Mar 31, 2017 19:17

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

evil_bunnY posted:

dogs are so good

# ? Mar 31, 2017 20:08

PenisMonkey: Apr 30, 2004; Be gentally.

I call this collection "The Checking poo poo Out with Bookeh Happy Fun Times."

# ? Mar 31, 2017 23:57

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

PenisMonkey posted:

I call this collection "The Checking poo poo Out with Bookeh Happy Fun Times."

This needs a fascist/communist propaganda theme or something

ON TO THE FUTURE

All the pom pom pics tbh

# ? Apr 1, 2017 01:03

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q56CpcBK-I8

# ? Apr 1, 2017 01:07

PenisMonkey: Apr 30, 2004; Be gentally.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

This needs a fascist/communist propaganda theme or something

ON TO THE FUTURE

All the pom pom pics tbh

Best I can do on the phone.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 01:38

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Works for me

Also work will set you free

# ? Apr 1, 2017 01:39

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

PenisMonkey posted:

I call this collection "The Checking poo poo Out with Bookeh Happy Fun Times."

Puffruff

# ? Apr 1, 2017 02:20

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

This needs a fascist/communist propaganda theme or something

ON TO THE FUTURE

All the pom pom pics tbh

# ? Apr 1, 2017 02:42

Tony Doughnuts: Aug 12, 2016; There are, in fact, still motherfuckers who gotta ice skate up hill

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:51

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

PenisMonkey posted:

Best I can do on the phone.

ComfyPants posted:

Tony Doughnuts posted:

:five:

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:53

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Also work will set you free

:eyepoop:

# ? Apr 1, 2017 03:58

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

ComfyPants posted:

couldn't read text on phone holy poo poo lmao

# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:27

PenisMonkey: Apr 30, 2004; Be gentally.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:29

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

andy borkhol

# ? Apr 1, 2017 04:45

Tony Doughnuts: Aug 12, 2016; There are, in fact, still motherfuckers who gotta ice skate up hill

Life of Peach (and Chi)

# ? Apr 1, 2017 05:08

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Bork

# ? Apr 1, 2017 06:29

PenisMonkey: Apr 30, 2004; Be gentally.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 06:35

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Lotta av material in this thread

# ? Apr 1, 2017 12:26

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/domesticated-foxes-genetically-fascinating-terrible-pets/

Interesting article with a few :krad:

:krad:

pics too.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 13:28

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Happy lazy Saturday.

# ? Apr 1, 2017 16:18

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:47

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Shhh don't wake up Monty

# ? Apr 1, 2017 16:27

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