Uranium Phoenix posted:

Guavanaut posted:

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Is Islam the gooniest world religion?

- Unironically thinks the third sequel is the best
- Picky eating is codified into law
- Encourages neckbeards
- Some problematic approaches to women
- Just a little TOO into cats.

reignonyourparade posted:

Once saw a dog eat its own poo poo than throw up that poo poo and then eat it's own poo poo it just vomited up again.

Schizotek posted:

The tradition of the Prophet being obsessed with cats was part of a dumb culture war in Arab occupied Persia. The Persians, having been bathed in the illuminating light of Ahura Mazda, had long before become a race of obsessive dog people. To not feed and care for any stray dog you might come across was pretty much the same thing as murder in their eyes. People who abused their dogs were the lowest of Ahrimans servants.
Pictured: A 2500 year old Good Boy.


Such a good boy!

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What is the penalty that he shall pay?'
Ahura Mazda answered: 'He shall pay ten thousand stripes with the Aspahe-astra, ten thousand stripes with the Sraosho-charana.
He shall godly and piously bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of hard, well dried, well examined wood, to redeem his own soul.
He shall pay 50 tanapuhrs (= 15,000 istirs = 60,000 dirhems) to the altar of the Warharan fire.
He shall godly and piously, bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of soft wood, of Urvasna, Vohu-gaona, Vohu-kereti, Hadha-naepata, or any sweet-scented plant, to redeem his own soul.
He shall godly and piously tie ten thousand bundles of Baresma, to redeem his own soul.
He shall offer up to the Good Waters ten thousand Zaothra libations with the Haoma and the milk, cleanly prepared and well strained, cleanly prepared and well strained by a pious man, and mixed with the roots of the tree known as Hadha-naepata, to redeem his own soul.
He shall kill ten thousand snakes of those that go upon the belly. He shall kill ten thousand Cats, who are snakes with the shape of a dog. He shall hill ten thousand tortoises. He shall kill ten thousand land-frogs; he shall kill ten thousand water-frogs. He shall kill ten thousand corn-carrying ants; he shall kill ten thousand ants of the small, venomous mischievous kind.

Schizotek posted:

Zoroastrians called otters "waterdogs" and believed they were born from 1000 male and 1000 female dog souls. The penalty for killing one was:



Blessed be the water dog.

Flowers For Algeria posted:

gently caress the dog lobby

reignonyourparade posted:

Once saw a dog eat its own poo poo than throw up that poo poo and then eat it's own poo poo it just vomited up again.

Schizotek posted:

He shall kill ten thousand Cats, who are snakes with the shape of a dog.

CommieGIR posted:

Dogs for Harambe