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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos






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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Those fools at the Wisconsin Humane Society have ended a noble bloodline!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








The Great Burrito
Jan 21, 2008

Is that freedom rock? Well turn it up!
At least it's not a 2010-era iPhone conversation I guess. I still just assume every clever or funny text is from a generator though.




I liked the wreath one

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The Great Burrito posted:

At least it's not a 2010-era iPhone conversation I guess. I still just assume every clever or funny text is from a generator though.




I liked the wreath one

I liked the "Can't find my phone" one.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

You couldn't wait a week and post this next Friday for maximum effect?

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Is it illegal to hide porn in the woods just to continue the tradition?

The police typically frown on adults trying to give minors porn.

TrustmeImLegit has a new favorite as of 13:56 on Apr 6, 2017

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Great Picture/Caption Juxtapositions of the World #50:

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Is it illegal to hide porn in the woods just to continue the tradition?

I'm not sure woods porn means as much now that everyone has access to all the porn ever on the internet.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Super Dan posted:

I'm not sure woods porn means as much now that everyone has access to all the porn ever on the internet.

Print out the internet and leave it on the woods.

Alternately, a pile of padds like on Star trek each with a different porn movie.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

The Bloop posted:

Print out the internet and leave it on the woods.

Alternately, a pile of padds like on Star trek each with a different porn movie.

Harvest the woods for the paper to print out the internet, leave a towering bundle of wank material in the middle of a wasteland, like some straight up Ozymandias poo poo.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


mysterious frankie posted:

Harvest the woods for the paper to print out the internet, leave a towering bundle of wank material in the middle of a wasteland, like some straight up Ozymandias poo poo.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Wanks, ye Mighty, and despair!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Kwyndig posted:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Wanks, ye Mighty, and despair!

Ozymandias, Kink of Kinks

Rangpur
Dec 31, 2008

Don't king-shame

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Jeez Liz, take it easy on your mom.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Mierenneuker posted:

That star of David on the Abe Lincoln page is indeed very problematic.

Don't worry, it's a sheriff's badge.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I was born in 1966 which is a drag because pornography was not invented until 1987. I had to make do with vaguely lustful thoughts about Jane Pauley.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"Roasting teeth mold"

:psyduck:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I can tell you about another use... :getin:

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Dick Trauma posted:

I can tell you about another use... :getin:

With your username/avatar? No thanks!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

So what's the theory behind woods porn? Guys that are so ashamed that they're touching their dilz that they have to go out in the woods away from civilization and people so no one will know?

I was reading an indie comic years ago where a guy was talking about his real-life childhood, and how he and his friends used to go down into the sewers to explore. At one point they found a huge cache of porn down there, and I thought it must be the same thing. Some dude so afraid someone will find out that he jerks it that he has to go down underground away from people to do it.

Imagine if the IT movie, still set in the 1980s, have a kid looking into the sewer and sees a woman with huge tits instead of a clown.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dick Trauma posted:

I was born in 1966 which is a drag because pornography was not invented until 1987. I had to make do with vaguely lustful thoughts about Jane Pauley.

I'm sorry, that is incorrect. The answer we were looking for was "Sears catalog". Turn in your old man card, you're a millennial now.





















Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol at the last dude "man i wish i was that hairy too :sigh:"

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
When young Harrison Ford met young Hugh Jackman

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bras so pointy you could put an eye out. Those were the days.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

So that's where Lara croft got her early bras from!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm sorry, that is incorrect. The answer we were looking for was "Sears catalog". Turn in your old man card, you're a millennial now.


Ladies used to wear bike shorts as underwear?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm sorry, that is incorrect. The answer we were looking for was "Sears catalog". Turn in your old man card, you're a millennial now.























You guys I'm going to take this post to the bathroom for a while okay

*runs the tap*

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Guy Goodbody posted:

Ladies used to wear bike shorts as underwear?

Yes. And still do. http://www.spanx.com/shapewear/mid-thighs?AB=Silhouette6_MidThighs_090916

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/BPozAKy.gifv

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
You didn't see nothin'

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

Guy Goodbody posted:

Ladies used to wear bike shorts as underwear?

I have one exactly like it that I found at a thrift store once. I wear it all the time.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Sneakers posted:

I have one exactly like it that I found at a thrift store once. I wear it all the time.

I am a super thrifty person but thrift store underwear skeeves me out



Edit:
Shiver me skivvies

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Bloop posted:

I am a super thrifty person but thrift store underwear skeeves me out



Edit:
Shiver me skivvies

Wearing used underwear is as gross as using someone elses toothbrush.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

The Bloop posted:

I am a super thrifty person but thrift store underwear skeeves me out



Edit:
Shiver me skivvies

I call in to question the wholesomeness of any thrift store that even has an underwear section.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I once saw a box of used jockstraps at goodwill :barf:

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

I call in to question the wholesomeness of any thrift store that even has an underwear section.

Every thrift store that has a clothing section?

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ZipOtter
Jul 22, 2007


Tattoos were weird in the 60s.

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