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Munchables posted:WHOA M7NCHABLES HETE I AM DRINK AND MY GF OS MAF BECAUSE SHE NREDS TPSLEEP EOW THAT CAT SO FAST ON THE BROOM WOWER MY EYED SO BIG AT THAT CAR WHSTE AM I. OH I AM IN BED GELLO BYPB I AM MUNCHABLES I AVE A CAT AND WR USEC TO HAVE A DOF BUT OT DIEX TBEN WE GIT A NOYBST BUT WE HAD TP. GOVE IT AWS7BBECAUDE SBRB4WAS T9VRIWDY AND SONOW SHE LIVES 8B A FARN AN SO QR JUST HAVE THE CAT WOWER AND OG BOY I HATE MY JOB AND MY SUPERVISORS AHOYLD DIE ALMOST ALL OF THEM GOOD NIGHT So close to full translation... Woah! Munchables here! I am drunk and my girlfriend is mad because she needs to sleep. Wow! That cat [is] so fast on the broom. Wower! My eyes [are] so big at that cat! Where am I? Oh. I am in bed. Hello BYOB, I am Munchables. I have a cat and we used to have a dog but it died. Then we got a NOYBST, but we had to give it away because she was too rowdy and so now she lives on a farm and so we just have the cat. Wower! And oh boy I hate my job and my supervisors should die, almost all of them. Good night! ---------------- |
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Apr 8, 2017 21:44
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Apr 8, 2017 21:56
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cda posted:So close to full translation... I am intrigued by the concept of a NOYBST but my best guess is that this was supposed to be "another" |
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Apr 8, 2017 21:56
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The dreaded Rowdy Noybeast
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Apr 8, 2017 21:59
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no beast beastin like a noybeast know what i mean |
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Apr 8, 2017 22:22
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alnilam posted:chat converse
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Apr 8, 2017 22:36
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Apr 8, 2017 22:42
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Apr 8, 2017 22:53
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Came here to make or enjoy shoe jokes. Not dissapointed |
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Apr 8, 2017 22:56
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What did the sandal say to the sneaker |
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Apr 8, 2017 22:57
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Check out my thong |
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Apr 8, 2017 23:01
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That wasn't very good sorry friends |
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Apr 8, 2017 23:01
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"these aren't sanuks, they're THONGS" |
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Apr 8, 2017 23:04
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Brevity is the sole of wit. |
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Apr 8, 2017 23:05
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I haven't worn shoes since January 4 and I'm drat proud of it.
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Apr 8, 2017 23:12
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what did the vecro shoe say to the pants? "zip it" what did the pant say back to the velcro shoe? "rip it"
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Apr 8, 2017 23:15
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"galoshes" is one of the best wrods, ever
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Apr 8, 2017 23:19
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Picnic Princess posted:I haven't worn shoes since January 4 and I'm drat proud of it. feet are just shoes for your legs 
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Apr 8, 2017 23:23
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Apr 8, 2017 23:24
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Hug Every Cat posted:I lurk here sometimes and also the banner lured me into this thread, hello byob Hello H*C! Welcome to BYOB. We're happy our banner worked, and we're glad to have you. Pull up a beanbag and join the fun.
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Apr 8, 2017 23:25
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Picnic Princess posted:I haven't worn shoes since January 4 and I'm drat proud of it. We need more info on this very desirable outcome.
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Apr 8, 2017 23:29
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hi byob, i'm in pdx still and touching nature right now as we speak. you are all very good eggs. i hope to smoke another weed and see some more glaciers. OK LATER.
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Apr 8, 2017 23:50
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Lastgirl posted:converse 
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Apr 9, 2017 00:00
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Picnic Princess posted:I haven't worn shoes since January 4 and I'm drat proud of it. did u get 2 walk n da snow wif barefeetz ?? |
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Apr 9, 2017 00:01
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would not suggest walkin barefoot in snow. not because it's cold but because you never know whats underfoot. 
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Apr 9, 2017 00:08
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I saw a cat outside and he came over and sniffed my hand! |
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Apr 9, 2017 00:17
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I have walked barefoot in the snow before, but this year I was in Belize and Mexico and then when I came home there was no snow left and it was above freezing so I continued to wear my sandals.
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Apr 9, 2017 00:29
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Arrhythmia posted:"galoshes" is one of the best wrods, ever |
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Apr 9, 2017 01:40
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TOOT BOOT posted:I saw a cat outside and he came over and sniffed my hand! thats so cool when it happens ---------------- |
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Apr 9, 2017 01:42
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Hello. I'm MacNult's irl friend. We are at Chipotle. |
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Apr 9, 2017 01:51
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TOOT BOOT posted:I saw a cat outside and he came over and sniffed my hand! one time there was this homeless cat who hung around our neighbourhood. everyone loved him and fed him and gave him pats, his name was mikey and he was great. there's a part two to this story that i'll psot after dinner.
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Apr 9, 2017 01:53
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Decon posted:Hello. I'm MacNult's irl friend. We are at Chipotle. did you get tacos? No one gets tacos but they are good Sharp and dangerous, but well worth the risk
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Apr 9, 2017 01:57
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Now I want some tacos |
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Apr 9, 2017 01:58
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Use that green tobasco, that stuff is bomb |
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Apr 9, 2017 01:59
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vanisher posted:Use that green tobasco, that stuff is bomb qft
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Apr 9, 2017 02:02
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drat cda good job, I'm pretty sure that's what I was going for with my furious phone thumbing. And yeah, we got another dog after our dog died, but she barked a lot and was a little bitey and jumped through a giant window so we gave her to someone who owned a farm so she'd have lots of space to run around and other good dogges to play with. |
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Apr 9, 2017 02:14
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Arrhythmia posted:one time there was this homeless cat who hung around our neighbourhood. everyone loved him and fed him and gave him pats, his name was mikey and he was great. anyways one day my mom leaves to go to work and sees a neighbour carrying mikey's dead body. they talk for a bit and it turns out mikey wasn't homeless, he got lots of great food there, and his real name was taco. mikey played the entire neighbourhood.
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Apr 9, 2017 02:19
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be careful with wet surfaces brad
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Lastgirl posted:be careful with wet surfaces brad im tryin! (unfortunately avoidance is the only strategy i know >___>) id just like, go out to smoke a cigarette or w/e barefoot in the snow sometimes back in the mountains its like beer and ice cream just a sometimes thing |
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