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*Has zero obligations to anyone and does any loving thing he wants to do because of the colossal amount of extra money available to him* "Gosh, i'm sure regretting not getting legally tied down to some oval office who will give up on being attractive after a year of marriage to focus on raising our lovely puke garbage children who will continuously drain my wealth."
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dev286 posted:*buys sick new motorcycle* Everyone at the funeral thinks that dude was rad
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Apr 24, 2017 19:26
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spudsbuckley posted:*Has zero obligations to anyone and does any loving thing he wants to do because of the colossal amount of extra money available to him* "Has all the fabulous wealth, and the lifestyle to go with it, that flipping burgers can give." *dies sooner, less happy, ,and alone*
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*made a life choice that in happy with abd that in no way shape or form negativly impacts anyone else* Gee lets see whats going on in gbs...
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Ride The Gravitron posted:*made a life choice that in happy with abd that in no way shape or form negativly impacts anyone else* *can't help but post about it on the internet*
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Apr 24, 2017 20:25
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*you have a kid* *you die from global warming* *kid dies from global warming* *everyone is dead* *maybe you shouldn't have bothered* *the end*
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Apr 24, 2017 20:31
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I do OK and have savings but just LOL at anyone making under 100k a year referring to "their wealth".
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Apr 24, 2017 20:39
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*buys sick new monocle* *crashes party* *dies on stage*
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Apr 24, 2017 20:40
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*plans jack-off sesh days ahead*
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Apr 24, 2017 20:43
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Pick posted:*thinks girlfriend of eight years wants to never get married* Women go out with/marry men thinking they can change them. Men go out with/marry women thinking she'll never change. Neither are true.
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Apr 24, 2017 20:52
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*Tries too hard to be the cool uncle*
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*doesn't put all his expectations on his children as a panacea for being a failure* *Lives up to potential*
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Apr 24, 2017 21:25
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*Tries to cool his hard uncle*
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Pick posted:*thinks that clicking through Google's high-res version of a national park is the same as going there and enjoying it with his kids* lmao checkmate. heheh You joke but I went to Mount Rushmoore once and that was the biggest goddamn waste of time.
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Apr 24, 2017 21:28
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*angrily knocks over stack of unopened loot crate boxes and wakes up cat*
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Apr 24, 2017 21:31
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uber_stoat posted:*you have a kid*
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Apr 24, 2017 21:34
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*Has a motorcycle collection. Spends all his free time working on projects that interest and fulfills his life.* *Once in awhile picks up some dame at a bar or hires himself a prostitute* *Leaves massive amount of wealth to charities and non-profit organizations when he dies* *Has a huge loving statue, with accompanying plaque, erected in his honor post humorously.* *Dead gay internet forum makes fun of him*
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Apr 24, 2017 21:36
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spudsbuckley posted:*Has zero obligations to anyone and does any loving thing he wants to do because of the colossal amount of extra money available to him* 
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Just cuz you're not married doesn't mean you can't have a goomar.
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*has tons of money saved and is content with life*
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Apr 24, 2017 21:47
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Mordor She Wrote posted:You joke but I went to Mount Rushmoore once and that was the biggest goddamn waste of time. You joke but I took my cat to Mt Rushmore to see the nighttime lighting ceremony and sing the national anthem.
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Apr 24, 2017 21:58
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Pick posted:You joke but I took my cat to Mt Rushmore to see the nighttime lighting ceremony and sing the national anthem. Did your cat sing the national anthem well? Also Mount rushmore was so boring I've never left my state for vacation purposes again.
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*Takes nephew camping and does all the interesting stuff. Lets his parents handle the tedious expensive parts.
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Mordor She Wrote posted:Did your cat sing the national anthem well? You think you're real fuckin funny but when I sing, my cat sings.
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Apr 24, 2017 22:05
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Pick posted:You think you're real fuckin funny but when I sing, my cat sings. I had a beagle that before he died of cancer used to howl along to the CSI theme, whelp that's my animal singing story.
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Apr 24, 2017 22:07
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*gets dumped by yet another hot milf* welp, dodged another bullet *goes to gym*
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weak wrists big dick posted:*posts in GBS*
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Pick posted:You think you're real fuckin funny but when I sing, my cat sings. I heard one meow
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Apr 24, 2017 22:35
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*opens the sex robot thread in GBS. gets notebook and pen*
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*convinces himself that owning a dog is the same as having a child* *dies alone* *is eaten by dog*
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*eats cookies and ice cream for breakfast*
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*wonders if not having kids is the right choice* *overhears co-workers seriously considering getting a small apartment together just so they can poo poo in peace*
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spudsbuckley posted:*Has zero obligations to anyone and does any loving thing he wants to do because of the colossal amount of extra money available to him* qft. there is just too much freedom to give up.
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*spends extra disposable income on video games* *looks down on children for having too much screen time*
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*well I guess nothing is going on this Friday night *Cracks open work laptop this post is a coded cry for help
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*Can't find anybody who wants him & is extremely lonely. Protestant upbringing keeps him from committing suicide or falling too far into alcoholism, because what if Hell is actually real?*
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you know some of the people who post on this website are actually kind of weird
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