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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Can someone explain what the gently caress happened to the Mariners pitching today? Felix was pulled after only two innings? They scored 9 and still lost by 10?!

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
5! 5 runs on a night when the Royals ace Danny Duffy was on the mound! An offensive explosion!

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
At least Moose understands what you're supposed to do in a contract year.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Rockies down 7-1 in the 4th.

Fans: same old goddamn lovely team.

Rockies: hold my beer

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Mister Perky posted:

Only 17 more head to head meetings this season after this! :shepicide:
The amount of stress an April game between them can induce is a nice reminder that I shouldn't ever wish for a postseason showdown.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
That's exactly what Bochy told Blach to do.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Lmao Marcus stroman pinch hitting
E: he hit a double !!!

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Lmao Marcus stroman pinch hitting

GENIUS

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Stroman hit a double in a pinch-hit appearance, what the gently caress

skeletons!
Mar 28, 2013
YEAH STRO

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
lol wtf is going on

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


god damnit

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Stroman getting a double? Sure. Pearce getting a hit is truly baffling.

edit: Ah, now I see. The world makes sense again.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Hahah stroman scores the go ahead run with an error

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Handedness: just empirically more important than actual results for Bochy.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

lol Kershaw mad at himself after a K because he missed his spot

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
re jays


I love baseball

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


This game has it all

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


This season has had some weird rear end poo poo

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

baseball is good.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

we did it

and it wasn't boring!!!

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
:toot: good job toranno beisbol birds

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Jays win! Somehow. :toot:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Gorkys somehow going to hit a home run here and linger around for two more months.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

its all nice on rice posted:

Can someone explain what the gently caress happened to the Mariners pitching today? Felix was pulled after only two innings? They scored 9 and still lost by 10?!

Don't replace Felix with ex-Giants. We stink so bad it's rubbing off on all our old players.

Chris Heston with a fat and happy 22.50 ERA. A manager pulled Felix at 48 pitches for that.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Listening to KNBR for the first time this season, and one of their promos is a literal Game of Thrones spoiler? lol

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Dave Flemming just said Pedro Baez is no picnic, but I'm pretty sure you could have an entire picnic in the time it takes for him to get through an inning

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
This might be as many pitches as Nunez has seen in the last 2 weeks.

E: 5 hits in the last 42 PAs for Nunez. So really he's his own Kershaw.

New Concept Hole fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Apr 26, 2017

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
:coolfish:

2 bad teams

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Oh of course Craw's hurt

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Listening to KNBR for the first time this season, and one of their promos is a literal Game of Thrones spoiler? lol

The episode aired a year ago, spoiler statute of limitations has expired

Stay tuned for the Crawford/Panik DP combo promo :420:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
R.I.P. Crawfords groin.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Popete posted:

R.I.P. Crawfords groin.

Maybe we made this happen through telekinesis

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Trout hit the first extra innings game tying home run since 1991 for the Angels. How is that even possible?

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Cool, another Giant is broken in the first month of the season

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Oh gently caress that call Ump

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Cool that Belt struck out after taking four balls.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Crawford was taking a few days off anyway. One of his wife's siblings died. (I think it was her twin sister? But maybe not because I remember she has a really big family.

I just remember these details because, I poo poo you not, a site for young Mrs Crawford and her sister as twin gymnasts is still online with one of those old 1990s free web hosts that won't go away ala tripod.)

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Giants shuffling feverishly to put players anywhere to field a team

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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Giants carefully bundle all their bad luck into one inning and lose because of it. Oh well.

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