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*Cries despondently as the Red Guard of the culturual revolution shatter the jar containing his cutoff genitals for being a reminder of the bourgeoisie*
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Elsa posted:*points out what is and is not mutually exclusive in the itt we are childless adult men who never married gbs thread* I'm married, idiot 
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Apr 26, 2017 17:20
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*gets called an idiot by a married* 
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Apr 26, 2017 17:21
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I thought being by myself forever would be just fine but then games workshop killed warhammer fantasy. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Apr 26, 2017 17:23
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Elsa posted:*gets called an idiot by a married* You've finally nailed the theme of the thread, congratulations, I knew you had it in you! 
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Apr 26, 2017 17:25
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*thinks less of marrieds every day*
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Apr 26, 2017 17:29
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*doesn't understand why my married friends fridge has six cases of lacroix*
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Apr 26, 2017 17:36
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*Buys his nephews and nieces great gifts, always available to baby sit, and makes the most of his healthy early retirement package* *Doesnt date because he says he "still isnt ready"* *Lies awake at night in a cold sweat, unable to sleep, remembering the names and faces of all the men who died under his command*
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Apr 26, 2017 17:36
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Barudak posted:*Buys his nephews and nieces great gifts, always available to baby sit, and makes the most of his healthy early retirement package* *has one giant scar across his back*
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Apr 26, 2017 17:39
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Barudak posted:*Buys his nephews and nieces great gifts, always available to baby sit, and makes the most of his healthy early retirement package* Lives with his "friend" Daryl. Lives happily ever after.
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Apr 26, 2017 17:39
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*Dreams of his old life when he had his true love, children, and a quiet life farming* *Sword falls from the wall it was propped up on while he slept* *Wakes up, renewed with energy to find and kill his families killer*
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Apr 26, 2017 17:45
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I freaking hate O'Henry btw
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Apr 26, 2017 18:59
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*Life's work is cataloging intersex pigs*
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Apr 26, 2017 19:01
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Barudak posted:*Life's work is cataloging intersex pigs* That's no way to talk about your dad
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Apr 26, 2017 19:03
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*sleeps with the neighbor's wife while he's at work. Let's him support her and deal with her monthly hormonal imbalancing act.*
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Apr 26, 2017 19:11
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*Asked the oracle for the name of the perfect wife for himself, has wandered the earth looking for her every day*
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Apr 26, 2017 19:48
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*leading on several late twenties hotties that are desperate to settle down and have kids even tho he secretly got a vasectomy years ago*
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Apr 26, 2017 19:55
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Barudak posted:*Buys his nephews and nieces great gifts, always available to baby sit, and makes the most of his healthy early retirement package* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Mattis
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Apr 26, 2017 19:57
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*still busy being a manchild*
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*Goes to work at good job* *Eats what he wants* *Hangs out with his dog, and takes him to the beach* *Takes trips to other cities to see friends* *Is 30 and somehow missed the Marriage and Kid-having stage so just patiently waits to meet right person* *Has loot crate subscription but pissed because they don't provide tracking in a timely manner, considers switching to NerdBlock*
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Apr 26, 2017 20:27
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*Is extremely muscular, and is rapidly being promoted at his fast paced and ever changing job* *Makes huge comissions* *Only works with men, hasnt seen a living woman in years* *Is a pirate*
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Apr 26, 2017 20:33
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*Meets and falls madly in love with exciting new person every six months or so* *Each new love interest is older, uglier and weirder than the last* *Posts on Facebook about "hating drama"*
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Apr 26, 2017 23:25
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Lacey posted:*Meets and falls madly in love with exciting new person every six months or so* Wrong thread
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Apr 26, 2017 23:26
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*Rests beneath tokyo, skewered into a hundred pieces, after being determined too dangerous to live but my psychic energy lives on*
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Apr 26, 2017 23:26
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*came back from the war, there was no parade* *got arrested by the police and they tried to cut my hair* *I escaped and am hiding in the woods*
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Apr 27, 2017 00:35
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Universe Master posted:Wrong thread I know where I am
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Apr 27, 2017 00:56
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incels are childless adult men who've never married too so is prince charming who asked the princess to marry him and when she said no he rode motorcycles and hosed cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan and drank the milk from the box and never heard bitching and went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working and his family and his friends thought he was loving cool as hell and had tons of money & left the toilet seat up.
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Apr 27, 2017 01:56
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*sees other unmarried, childless man* *feels superior*
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Apr 27, 2017 01:55
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im happy
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Apr 27, 2017 02:00
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*sees other married man with children* *feels superior*
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Apr 27, 2017 02:05
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*Has an office he rents, by the docks in the seedy part of town* *Smokes a lot, works for salary plus expenses, never met a bourbom he didnt like* *Knows this dame in red is going to be trouble, but cant help but get lost in her puppy dog eyes and sob story*
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Apr 27, 2017 02:51
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*Eats junk food for breakfast, lunch and dinner because he has no wife to tell him not to* *Waits for the eventual coronary to take him to a better place*
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Apr 27, 2017 02:54
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*Becomes Secretary of Defense*
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Apr 27, 2017 03:01
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Apr 27, 2017 03:10
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*only diapers I clean are because of my fetish* ~faaaarrrrtfhlghlghl~
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Apr 27, 2017 03:11
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Sancho posted:*invents calculus* I don't get this one.
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Apr 27, 2017 03:24
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*Buys jars of baby food* *Pretends he is Robocop*
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Apr 27, 2017 03:30
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Toilet Shoes posted:I don't get this one. Isaac Newton. Would have been 1% of the man he was if he had a wife and kids JUST IMO!!
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Apr 27, 2017 03:32
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Sancho posted:Isaac Newton. Would have been 1% of the man he was if he had a wife and kids JUST IMO!! yes. Newton was a powerful Volcel. his genius would've been sapped by a woman's touch.
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His genius was stored in his balls.
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