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Zesty posted:People like this should be mocked when they try to defend bad posting. 
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I guess Zesty isn't invited to my birthday party anymore.  We're going to play laser tag too. Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 23:43 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Apr 26, 2017 23:40
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aww, they drew the stink lines and everything.
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Apr 26, 2017 23:56
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Apr 26, 2017 23:57
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"Eat a bag of dicks!" "I can't, they're not ripe yet"
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I posted this on the first page but it's topical so I can't not throw down again    e: better picture and more content. thank you, google. incoherent light has a new favorite as of 00:11 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Apr 27, 2017 00:04
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I'm glad we live in an age where cats stealing dicks isn't as widespread as it was in the past.
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Apr 27, 2017 00:16
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Their fish were pretty weird back then too.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm glad we live in an age where cats stealing dicks isn't as widespread as it was in the past. Oh don't you worry, I am sure even back in unwashed times there is no chance pussy would ever try to get your dick.
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Wasn't the case with a lot of those things that the monks who drew them never really saw them in person (being cloistered or otherwise not really wandering around), so they just had to go off what people said they looked like? Sorry if this is posted twice, tried attaching and couldn't find it in the post.. 
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Apr 27, 2017 00:32
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Yes. Oh God, yes.
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Apr 27, 2017 01:04
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Neither. It looks like an empty lot to me.
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MisterBibs posted:Wasn't the case with a lot of those things that the monks who drew them never really saw them in person (being cloistered or otherwise not really wandering around), so they just had to go off what people said they looked like? Yes, MisterBibs.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Their fish were pretty weird back then too. ugh those smug ichthus parody stickers are so dumb 
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Apr 27, 2017 01:42
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Elizabethan Error posted:as opposed to mocking your lovely posting?  I LOVE THIS
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MisterBibs posted:Wasn't the case with a lot of those things that the monks who drew them never really saw them in person (being cloistered or otherwise not really wandering around), so they just had to go off what people said they looked like? WTF are you talking about. I am pretty sure monks new what ducks looked like, I mean it's a bunch of dudes in a monastery. Surely they have all at least seen a dick.
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Apr 27, 2017 03:14
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IamnotJoe posted:WTF are you talking about. I am pretty sure monks new what ducks looked like, I mean it's a bunch of dudes in a monastery. Surely they have all at least seen a dick. Why does your dick look like a duck?
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Apr 27, 2017 03:18
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Ransack posted:Why does your dick look like a duck? If you untuck your dacks and your dick looks like a duck then go see the dick doc quick.
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Apr 27, 2017 03:28
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Ransack posted:Why does your dick look like a duck? Yours doesn't? 
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Apr 27, 2017 03:33
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Bogan King posted:Yours doesn't? Sorry for doxxing u 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you untuck your dacks and your dick looks like a duck then go see the dick doc quick. 
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Apr 27, 2017 04:23
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Paccione posted:Why would he even think he could make that corner.... For the same kind of reason 11foot8.com exists - because people look and think "yeah, it'll fit".
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Sorry for doxxing u Duck my sick fuuuck man Also I think some of the monks were engaging in cunning political satire and other topical humor.
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Apr 27, 2017 05:45
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Bogan King posted:Yours doesn't?
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Apr 27, 2017 05:52
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G H O S T D I C K
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Apr 27, 2017 05:59
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Wasn't there a king who got assassinated while on the toilet/garderobe? Killer climbed up the poo poo pipe with a loving spear and when the king sat down to do the needful, so did he.
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Apr 27, 2017 06:51
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Gorilla Salad posted:Wasn't there a king who got assassinated while on the toilet/garderobe? Lol are you thinking of game of thrones?
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Yeah that's Game of Thrones. It also took me a while to figure out it's not a documentary.
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Apr 27, 2017 06:57
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Uesugi Kenshin, one of the big Japanese warlords of the 16th century, was purportedly killed by a ninja hiding under his toilet with a spear, but there's no direct evidence and it's probably just a story someone made up after the fact.
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Seems like it might be hard to drive a spear up someone's rear end in a top hat hard enough to kill them but maybe I have bad luck at dice rolls idk
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Zesty posted:Actually, because it wasn't funny. You know what that's like. Lmbo at this very short list of probations that spans 9 years. A bloo bloo bloo he made a handful of mildy racist comments over the course of more than a decade on Something Awful Dot Com, the forums that were making 9/11 jokes before the second tower was hit. And as to contribute content, I may as well dump a bunch of crap that I've got on my phone.   Are chalk dicks NWS? I only ever browse on my phone I have no real concept of what's acceptable at work  http://i.imgur.com/xvMVzEs.jpg    
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Snowy posted:Seems like it might be hard to drive a spear up someone's rear end in a top hat hard enough to kill them but maybe I have bad luck at dice rolls idk I dunno, I don't think it'd cause instant death but it'd definitely cause one massive septic wound, plus severe bleeding. If you didn't die outright from the pain/shock, I'd imagine you'd only linger on a few days with a massive infection before you died.
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Zesty posted:Plucky little guy just got a couple probations. No big deal, nothing to judge him about. It's the mods who are terrible and hate it when people are funny. Do you think the Mod is going to pay some special attention to for your weirdly deep research into another poster?
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syscall girl posted:Lol are you thinking of game of thrones? No, Edmund II, though the account is disputed.
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Gorilla Salad posted:No, Edmund II, though the account is disputed. Wasn't that reputed to be a red hot spear/bar to boot? But yeah, it's as likely as that one king who drowned in a barrel if wine.
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drat brilliant
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