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naem posted:I just put fruits and vegetables and chew them, with my mouth This guy is disrupting the food maceration market.
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Corn is a vegetable so a slurpee machine is like a juicer
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Alan Smithee posted:Isn't that just most vapes anyway ya but we'll use raw produce that breaths in your lungs for extra breathing. imagine the oxidants.
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Corn is a vegetable so a slurpee machine is like a juicer America great
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naem posted:I just put fruits and vegetables and chew them, with my mouth Nobody does that anymore grandpa. Get with the times. Everybody nowadays soaks a tampon in fresh squeezed juice and inserts them up their butts for superior juice nutrient absorption.
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Apr 28, 2017 02:31
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Corn isn't a vegetable dog. It's a grain, like wheat or rice
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Apr 28, 2017 02:34
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What if you were WiFi vaping so then your lungs were on the cloud
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Alan Smithee posted:Isn't that just most vapes anyway Lol
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PostNouveau posted:What if you were WiFi vaping so then your lungs were on the cloud This is retarded enough that it's probably in development right now, based purely on the cloud double entendre
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naem posted:I just put fruits and vegetables and chew them, with my mouth look at this guy hacking his blender
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Streak posted:look at this guy hacking his blender In a just world the police would break your teeth so you couldn't hack the appliances of hard working vegan ceos
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Psycho Society posted:Corn isn't a vegetable dog. It's a grain, like wheat or rice grains are vegetables
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I'm going to distrupt the poo poo out of vaping by having a vaper that uses QR codes. Please send me all your money.
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QR codes good?
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Rutibex posted:grains are vegetables I feel like a poster named after a rutabaga should know better than this
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OK so you want the juice, but you don't want to leave the house to buy goods in person because you're becoming increasingly agoraphobic now that you telecommute and have all your food delivered. You just hit the button on your Vapr app, and it dispatches a team of Vapr specialists who bring a case of juices to your house so you can get the experience of sitting in the store for half an hour having some rear end in a top hat tell you about the flavors while you taste test them.
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Apr 28, 2017 04:44
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Has anyone disrupted the diaper market yet? You can get a text when your baby shits itself from all this juice.
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Apr 28, 2017 04:46
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Oh poo poo cold-pressed vape juice
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Sighing, I pack some soylent into my vape.
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naem posted:I just put fruits and vegetables and chew them, with my mouth But will they crush my dick and/or nuts, and if so, with how many Teslas of force? These are the real questions we need to be asking iot find the superior juicing method
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We're committed to using artisan, farm-to-vape propylene glycol. You don't get that kind of care from the big cold-pressed vape juice delivery apps.
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Spend $200 on the vape pen and then sign up for a $30-a-month vape juice subscription for juice that can only be used in the pen. And the pen needs a wifi connection to work. You know, in case the juice is recalled. I call it Vapr.
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girl pants posted:Spend $200 on the vape pen and then sign up for a $30-a-month vape juice subscription for juice that can only be used in the pen. And the pen needs a wifi connection to work. You know, in case the juice is recalled. I call it Vapr. If you provide a differant narcotic/hallucinogen mixed in with the monthly vape juice this becomes a good business model. first month is weed vape, than opium, then LSD. a new drug each month, specially formulated for your Vapr Pen.
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alpaca diseases posted:But will they crush my dick and/or nuts, and if so, with how many Teslas of force? I can crush your dick for a fraction of the cost. Also a fraction of the pounds per square inch but clearly you don't need that much pounds for your inch heh
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TheManWithNoName posted:Has anyone disrupted the diaper market yet? You can get a text when your baby shits itself from all this juice. https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/658271440496672769
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i thought japanese were too busy sniffing panties and humping anime waifus that there are no babies in japan anymore
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Xaris posted:i thought japanese were too busy sniffing panties and humping anime waifus that there are no babies in japan anymore Then they just market it to perverts with fetishes, a much faster growing market in Japan.
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So I get why juicing is less healthy than just eating the fruits and veggies themselves but what about blending it into a smoothie? The flesh and stuff is still in there but does the blending process remove nutrients/fiber etc ?
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:So I get why juicing is less healthy than just eating the fruits and veggies themselves but what about blending it into a smoothie? The flesh and stuff is still in there but does the blending process remove nutrients/fiber etc ? Nah but apparently commercial smoothies are mostly juice + ice so you're essentially getting a juice slurpee rather than an actual smoothie. If you literally just put frozen fruit + milk in your blender at home it's the same as eating the fruit raw (and having a small glass of milk I guess).
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:So I get why juicing is less healthy than just eating the fruits and veggies themselves but what about blending it into a smoothie? The flesh and stuff is still in there but does the blending process remove nutrients/fiber etc ? I would say it probably partially breaks things up but there's no chemical change, just perhaps the fiber isn't quite as useful anymore and not masticating your food probably won't make you feel as full, but probably very negligible difference in the end. The bigger problem is your standard "Jamba Juice Smoothie" is like mostly ice, yogurt/cream, sugary juices, and some fruit so it's really not healthy. But if you made it yourself sure it should be fine.
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Smoothie guy, it's more or less the same. But you still need to use your jaw muscles from time to time, so that they don't atrophy. Same goes for your teeth. Apparently the roots can weaken, if you don't use them. The Soylent Green community recommend chewing on your pillow once or twice per day to stay healthy.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Smoothie guy, it's more or less the same. But you still need to use your jaw muscles from time to time, so that they don't atrophy. Same goes for your teeth. Apparently the roots can weaken, if you don't use them. Do you mean "Soylent"? Soylent Green is manufactured in controlled conditions with actual standards and doesn't contain rat feces.
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:The Soylent Green community recommend chewing on your pillow once or twice per day to stay healthy. Is this a joke? Neither answer would surprise me.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Do you mean "Soylent"? Soylent Green is manufactured in controlled conditions with actual standards and doesn't contain rat feces. What shits me off is that the Soylent in the movie looked pretty legit  Soylent red and yellow from vegetables (soybeans and lentils). Soylent green from plankton (up until the oceans started dying and they began substituting people). Little nutritious, vitamin rich biscuits that are cheaply mass produced. Why couldn't we get that? Instead of some overpriced cum-sludge that keeps getting recalled 
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"Soylent Green is made of people" 1973: Oh my god what the horror 2017: Yeah so what maybe it's good
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:What shits me off is that the Soylent in the movie looked pretty legit i'm sure it tasted like poo poo. people were paying like $10,000 for a jar of jam. you dont do that if your soylent crackers are good and satisfying
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So you need a device to tell you when your baby shat itself? With my new product, you can make your child instantly poo poo themselves anytime anywhere! Or any adult for that matter. I'll even install 400 pieces of QR code inside your baby for wifi. You may give me money now.
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:Why couldn't we get that? Instead of some overpriced cum-sludge that keeps getting recalled Would be more efficient to announce when its currently not being recalled Tin Can Hit Man posted:So you need a device to tell you when your baby shat itself? scan qr code on the diaper, shout "PAMPERS!", scan the qr code on your arm, scan the qr code on your baby's forehead, pair the diaper with your phone and your are done! when your baby poo poo it's pants you will now get a message on your phone with selected ads for fascinating new baby products. i can't wait
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I know the baby is screaming and smell like poo poo but since the WiFi is down how can we be sure that a diaper change is what he needs?
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I've got this great technology where my baby sends a signal to my nose with his rear end and a signal to my ears with his mouth. It's wireless and doesn't require recharging. How much would you like to invest?
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