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Bertrand Hustle posted:Has this guy ever spoken to a woman before? He has, probably not successfully though. Women in the thread are trying to tell him there's no natural light, no place to store anything, no place to put any sort of beauty products, the accent wall is terrible, and they don't want to walk on rocks in the bathroom. Rocks? Yes, rocks. You'll have to read the thread to find out what I'm talking about!
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:He has, probably not successfully though. Women in the thread are trying to tell him there's no natural light, no place to store anything, no place to put any sort of beauty products, the accent wall is terrible, and they don't want to walk on rocks in the bathroom. Rocks? Rocks. Rocks. Rocks. Rocks. And bits of silt.
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That thread is amazing. Moldy rocks are only a tiny (but very important) part of the fun.
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A powder room is just a washroom without a bath.
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Is that guy just Dennis from Always Sunny? I keep waiting for him to tell us about his plans to float his house out to sea on a barge, so "she won't be able to say no. Because of the implication."
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oh yeah, you should check out my bath. i ripped up the floors, supports, bank account, laws of physics and plumbing to please an imaginary woman. i'll send you pics.
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Oh man, looking at that thread before, he had a perfectly desirable bathroom before he ruined it. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813464&userid=57842&perpage=20
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IUG posted:Oh man, looking at that thread before, he had a perfectly desirable bathroom before he ruined it. How does someone that dumb afford a place like that. Unless the whole place is just a bathroom.
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O. Henry O-Face posted:How does someone that dumb afford a place like that. Lol if you still believe material wealth has anything to do with competence or useful skills
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:From the thread where the dude Grovered up his bathroom by violating the laws of time and space. Wait - does that mean what I think it means? EDIT: Also, that was a really nice bathroom before he went and hosed it all up.
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O. Henry O-Face posted:How does someone that dumb afford a place like that.    Except now it's not.
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Goddamn that thread is good.
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sneakyfrog posted:*please do not orgasm in or around the bathtub rock moat*
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That thread is something magical.
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O. Henry O-Face posted:How does someone that dumb afford a place like that. Sales engineer. Two great tastes that taste great together
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He'll find his woman one day, you'll see. Follow e/n for updates. E: beatmasterjo indeed Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 21:33 on May 3, 2017 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Has this guy ever spoken to a woman before? That depends, are phone sex lines still a thing?
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What does a sales engineer even do besides gently caress up perfectly good bathrooms apparently
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CzarChasm posted:That depends, are phone sex lines still a thing? Very much. And the people who call in are a very special kind of weird
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Gloryhold It! posted:Very much. And the people who call in are a very special kind of weird if you are a phone sex operator and you dont have a thread. well. you should.
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I think the best part about Grover 2.0 is that the lunacy begins on page 1. Usually you have to wait a bit before the mayhem starts.
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Patrick Spens posted:Honestly, that was probably worse, if you'd been screeching at him he could have brushed it off, calmly explaining what you want from a bathroom and his didn't have it was harder to ignore.
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sneakyfrog posted:if you are a phone sex operator and you dont have a thread. It was my ex unfortunately
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I'm laughing at everyone who defended that guy tens of pages ago because ''he was listening.''
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Gloryhold It! posted:It was my ex unfortunately awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:From the thread where the dude Grovered up his bathroom by violating the laws of time and space. “diy?!” bEatmstrJ grovers in the door and just keeps grovering, sliding off around the bathroom, bouncing against walls. he grovers against your bathtub, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he’s trying to say something to you but he’s grovering at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim “I’m not a structural engineer , that’s what’s so CRAZY about this” on the way down
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:“diy?!” bEatmstrJ grovers in the door and just keeps grovering, sliding off around the bathroom, bouncing against walls. he grovers against your bathtub, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he’s trying to say something to you but he’s grovering at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim “I’m not a structural engineer , that’s what’s so CRAZY about this” on the way down I've had a lovely day and I needed that laugh. Thanks.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:“diy?!” bEatmstrJ grovers in the door and just keeps grovering, sliding off around the bathroom, bouncing against walls. he grovers against your bathtub, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he’s trying to say something to you but he’s grovering at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim “I’m not a structural engineer , that’s what’s so CRAZY about this” on the way down this belongs in this thread
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sneakyfrog posted:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'll give you this much at least: the phrase "and you can't escape because you'll get an electric shock and your ovaries will explode" came up and is pretty representative (minus not having heaps of racism).
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:“diy?!” bEatmstrJ grovers in the door and just keeps grovering, sliding off around the bathroom, bouncing against walls. he grovers against your bathtub, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he’s trying to say something to you but he’s grovering at such a high velocity you just can’t quite make it out. as he finally nails a window and falls out you think you hear him exclaim “I’m not a structural engineer , that’s what’s so CRAZY about this” on the way down I don't care what everyone says, you're ok Powerful Two-Hander.
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Condimentalist posted:Trip report: the Sunday afternoon post-coitus nap is the best sleep ever. Also, my wife, who swore against butthole pleasures, is starting to enjoy it thanks to this threads advice to start touching it anyway Daikatana Ritsu posted:My post-coitus Crunchwrap Supreme tastes all the better knowing Bethany is coming around on Butthole Pleasures. no they will not posted:[seductively] I am cornholio emoji posted:With years of subtle poisons, torture devices, and sophisticated psychological abuse I've conditioned by wife to retch if she tries to get horny with no poo stuff going on
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KoRMaK posted:Every 3 months I had to take the ladder out and go vaseline the tree so my wall wouldnt growl. Now, no more! duTrieux. posted:do you live in twin peaks
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Gorilla Salad posted:
All causes shall give way. I am in tub Stepped in so far that, should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o'er. Strange things I have in head, that will to hand, Which must be acted ere they may be scanned.
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anthonypants posted:windows 10 s
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Gorilla Salad posted:that was a really nice bathroom before he went and hosed it all up.
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Tiggum posted:It's not hyperbole to say that that is the nicest bathroom I have ever seen. It's like the sort of bathroom you build in The Sims because you don't want to waste time with them getting stuck behind each other and shooing each other away. You see the first photo and you think "yeah, that's a nice bathroom", but then you scroll down and realise you'd seen less than half of it. And this maniac thought he could make it better? Builder. Grade.
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chitoryu12 posted:Pretty sure I saw this exact mugshot with a headline saying he ate something like 20 burgers and 5 gallons of Coke. gleebster posted:He's a recidivist, then?
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