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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:To Service Man
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# ? May 4, 2017 05:30 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:02 |
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Ethnicity: Asian Rate rear end: See above
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# ? May 4, 2017 05:48 |
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Space Taxi posted:Ethnicity: Asian Thanks, I just learned what a paag is.
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# ? May 4, 2017 05:59 |
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Brain Curry posted:Thanks, I just learned what a paag is. A woman from Boston with a big rear end?
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# ? May 4, 2017 06:01 |
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Ups_rail posted:one time I went and got a thai massage from a place that basically said "WE DONT DO SHADY poo poo WE ARE LEGIT ETC" honestly I felt good after, Then I went back the second time and yeah the lady was bad and she did this weird move in attempt to arouse me, I know it sounds goony and stupid but I think she wanted to do the A+ service to make up for her lovely technique. So as I have mentioned in a previous thread I worked at one of these shady massage parlor places for a while right after HS. The dude who ran it was this chubby Chinese immigrant who was part of some kind of sex cult run by a shady guru. I'm 99% sure he hired me just to have a white person at the front desk to look more legitimate. I can't actually say that it was a brothel, but I explicitly wasn't allowed into the back area for "legal reasons", they hired a janitor who was payed under the table and was certainly illegal, and there was some fairly shady feeling stuff with how payments and salaries were dispensed. Also two of the people who worked there also worked as strippers, which doesn't seem like a thing that would occur at a legitimate massage place. He then later gave the real estate to some family members, sold all his worldly possessions and moved somewhere to join the other members of his weirdo cult (I want to say Hawaii or Guam but I don't remember). And because sometimes stereotypes are true, it's now a laundromat. It was a pretty great job, I got to sit at a desk, take money occasionally and mostly just read the internet, play games on my laptop and do my homework for college. Several of the repeat clients were very butch lesbian women, several others were cops, I always kind of wondered if they were spending some kind of government allocated massage pay (this does exist in my city for first responders and dispatchers) on tug jobs but I never got a confirmation on that.
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# ? May 4, 2017 06:04 |
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El Estrago Bonito posted:So as I have mentioned in a previous thread I worked at one of these shady massage parlor places for a while right after HS. The dude who ran it was this chubby Chinese immigrant who was part of some kind of sex cult run by a shady guru. I'm 99% sure he hired me just to have a white person at the front desk to look more legitimate. I can't actually say that it was a brothel, but I explicitly wasn't allowed into the back area for "legal reasons", they hired a janitor who was payed under the table and was certainly illegal, and there was some fairly shady feeling stuff with how payments and salaries were dispensed. Also two of the people who worked there also worked as strippers, which doesn't seem like a thing that would occur at a legitimate massage place. He then later gave the real estate to some family members, sold all his worldly possessions and moved somewhere to join the other members of his weirdo cult (I want to say Hawaii or Guam but I don't remember). And because sometimes stereotypes are true, it's now a laundromat. Need more details on sex cult and direct billing please
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# ? May 4, 2017 06:07 |
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I love getting jacked off by a fifty year old Vietnamese woman with a lazy eye
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# ? May 4, 2017 06:10 |
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Id likr a rub n tug but id want the rub to be as legit as the tug
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# ? May 4, 2017 06:09 |
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rear end-Play ?
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# ? May 4, 2017 06:11 |
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Polo with donkeys
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# ? May 4, 2017 06:51 |
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Isaac posted:Id likr a rub n tug but id want the rub to be as legit as the tug That seems to be the consensus
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# ? May 4, 2017 07:27 |
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Isaac posted:Id likr a rub n tug but id want the rub to be as legit as the tug Therein lies the rub
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# ? May 4, 2017 09:03 |
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Like everything else in this world I am only $100 away from true happiness.
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:10 |
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All about that BBBJTCNQNS
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:22 |
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down n out posted:All about that BBBJTCNQNS Isn't this what a gf is for?
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:25 |
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That's why they call it the girlfriend experience
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:27 |
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:37 |
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down n out posted:That's why they call it the girlfriend experience You can't get the experience of going down on a harry korean slave woman who's taken 60 cocks in the last 24 hours with your girlfriend.
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:44 |
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Can you do a search for all locations within 10 miles of the zip code 33067? Asking for a friend.
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:44 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:You can't get the experience of going down on a harry korean slave woman who's taken 60 cocks in the last 24 hours with your girlfriend. With that much experience it's like getting powerleveled by one of your max lvl buddies in Diablo. Also, that's my fetish.
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:52 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:You can't get the experience of going down on a harry korean slave woman who's taken 60 cocks in the last 24 hours with your girlfriend. Well. Depends on the girlfriend.
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:55 |
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Semi-Truck Parking: No
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:58 |
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Dreddout posted:I love getting jacked off by a fifty year old Vietnamese woman with a lazy eye A mother's love knows no bounds.
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# ? May 4, 2017 16:14 |
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drat fine thread idea, OP Bookmarked
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# ? May 4, 2017 16:19 |
Please tell me what's going on with "beyond 2005" in Sarasota Florida E: Sarasota Florida is like the Asian massage parlor capital of the world but none of the others come close to looking as sketchy and delapidated. Also the front door is always open
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# ? May 4, 2017 16:42 |
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Gay Hitler posted:Please tell me what's going on with "beyond 2005" in Sarasota Florida
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:09 |
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:15 |
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Jake Mustache posted:Can you do a search for all locations within 10 miles of the zip code 33067? Asking for a friend.
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:20 |
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:30 |
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i'm mainly interested in what all these crazy acronyms mean. Ex: does "Blowjob: CBJ" == "condom blow job" because who the gently caress would pay for that? Is that a thing? Also the fact that "lick the pussy" has it's own check or x category is insanely creepy, since I'm guessing these guys aren't using the service to filter out places that indulge such terrible ideas.
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:33 |
thank you for resolving a mystery that has been the topic of conversation between my coworkers for years
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:45 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:i'm mainly interested in what all these crazy acronyms mean. Think about the kind of men that frequent these places, would you want to put their dick in your mouth without a condom?
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:47 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:i'm mainly interested in what all these crazy acronyms mean. I was wondering the same thing. What is BBBJ?
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:49 |
also those hours are bullshit because that open sign never turns off
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:49 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF2Hli6oKeA&t=60s
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:49 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:i'm mainly interested in what all these crazy acronyms mean. there's no accounting for taste
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# ? May 4, 2017 17:49 |
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shut up blegum posted:I was wondering the same thing. What is BBBJ? Bareback Blow Job? Do straight people say bareback? Three Olives fucked around with this message at 18:15 on May 4, 2017 |
# ? May 4, 2017 17:56 |
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BahBi Blow Job
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:13 |
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Three Olives posted:Bareback Blow Job? That's it I'm pretty sure. And only used in the context of prostitutes. Because GFs and women you pick up in a bar just do or don't do bjs without asking for your input.
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:41 |
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Three Olives posted:Bareback Blow Job? Yea, I don't think it's just a gay thing. Bareback just means without a condom.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:10 |