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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Do any of these chicks take it in the booty?

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

ProfessorMurder posted:

Yea, I don't think it's just a gay thing. Bareback just means without a condom.

Well yeah I know what it means, it's just a really commonly used word it the gay community and I've never heard straight people use it before.

It's like poppers, I'm sure straight people use them but it's really more of a gay thing and if I hear someone talking about poppers or bareback I assume they are referring to gay sex.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Three Olives posted:

Well yeah I know what it means, it's just a really commonly used word it the gay community and I've never heard straight people use it before.

It's like poppers, I'm sure straight people use them but it's really more of a gay thing and if I hear someone talking about poppers or bareback I assume they are referring to gay sex.

That's because all you think about is gay sex. And keurig.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

shut up blegum posted:

I was wondering the same thing. What is BBBJ?

Baba Booey Blow Job

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

maskenfreiheit posted:

Baba Booey Blow Job



Seems like it would be toothy.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Roses are red
true love is rare
but sandy's booty
booty booty rockin
everywhere

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



Monger is the weirdest slang for somebody who likes prostitutes. Usually a monger is somebody who sells something, not buys it.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Three Olives posted:

Well yeah I know what it means, it's just a really commonly used word it the gay community and I've never heard straight people use it before.

It's like poppers, I'm sure straight people use them but it's really more of a gay thing and if I hear someone talking about poppers or bareback I assume they are referring to gay sex.

I heard the term "raw dog" in place of bareback re: hetero sex but I'm not sure if any is right/correct

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Baby Babbeh posted:

Monger is the weirdest slang for somebody who likes prostitutes. Usually a monger is somebody who sells something, not buys it.

refers to whoremongering im p sure

or the fact that you have to be a mong to pay for sex

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



I guess monger sounds more dignified than "disgusting loser" as a descriptor for prostitute aficionado.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Captain Yossarian posted:

I heard the term "raw dog" in place of bareback re: hetero sex but I'm not sure if any is right/correct

Yeah, I've never heard anyone to refer to heterosexual sex as bareback ever

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Psycho Society posted:

Yeah, I've never heard anyone to refer to heterosexual sex as bareback ever

When the CA law about porn actors having to use condoms came about, bareback became a multisexual issue. Straight porn with bareback in the title became more prevalent.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

shut up blegum posted:

I was wondering the same thing. What is BBBJ?

The extra "B's" are for "BBBW." ;)

That last extra B is a typo

MasonReese
Oct 8, 2004

This is gross misconduct!
All fun until you realize the most jerk-able reviews are written by pimps, to snooker johns.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

MasonReese posted:

All fun until you realize the most jerk-able reviews are written by pimps, to snooker johns.

so it's like yelp that you pay for

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

poo poo i live just down the road from this place

who wants to set up a gofundme campaign so i can go and record my experience?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I'm going to start using "Time up you no cum bye bye" in my personal life.

Jim Flatline
Sep 23, 2015

Three Olives posted:

I'm going to start using "Time up you no cum bye bye" in my personal life.

you work from home?

The_end
May 17, 2014

Outpost22 posted:

poo poo i live just down the road from this place

who wants to set up a gofundme campaign so i can go and record my experience?

You set up the gofundme, and provide a link. The internet will do the rest.

number one pta fan
Sep 6, 2011

my work is my play play
every day pay day
I'd like it if they offered to jerk me off after a haircut or something, I could never see myself paying for a massage.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

number one pta fan posted:

I'd like it if they offered to jerk me off after a haircut or something, I could never see myself paying for a massage.

Snip and tug

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Cut and Nut

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
why are people licking hooker vagina

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

why are people licking hooker vagina

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

why are people licking hooker vagina

Or going in bareback or whatever

number one pta fan
Sep 6, 2011

my work is my play play
every day pay day
I used to gently caress a girl who became a hooker. Is loving her again haram if no money changes hands?

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

down n out posted:

Cut and Nut

Trim and Trim

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I'm glad to see people are still enjoying my ALotD submission.

Also lol at

Psycho Society posted:

Lick the pussy :confused:

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Next time I see my doctor for a prostate exam I'm going to leave a rubmap review and tick the Prostate Massage box.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

number one pta fan posted:

I used to gently caress a girl who became a hooker. Is loving her again haram if no money changes hands?

unless you can find a woman who's never had *anything* paid for by a guy she later banged, we've all hosed a hooker

:goonsay:

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

you no cum bye bye

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
I guess that's the opposite to: "me love you long time"

ArmTheHomeless
Jan 10, 2003

All these places are too expensive. Can you locate me a $20 one in Las Vegas? She can be senile and have a colostomy bag for all I care, and long as she has a strong hand.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
I want a full service masseuse that rules with an iron fist.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Post more reviews. This thread is hillarious.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Space Taxi posted:

Next time I see my doctor for a prostate exam I'm going to leave a rubmap review and tick the Prostate Massage box.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Baby Babbeh posted:

Monger is the weirdest slang for somebody who likes prostitutes. Usually a monger is somebody who sells something, not buys it.

Good point.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

UglyCrackBaby posted:

All these places are too expensive. Can you locate me a $20 one in Las Vegas? She can be senile and have a colostomy bag for all I care, and long as she has a strong hand.

In 2010 or so I was in Reno staying at Harrah's downtown and was walking to the parking garage (outside, on the sidewalk) at about 6:30 AM and a woman stopped and asked me if I could spare some change and I started digging in my pockets and as soon as I did she said "you want a blowjob for 15 dollars?"

I politely declined but gave her 5 bucks and she called me a sweetheart and gave me a hug.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Halberstram's handling the Rubmap accounts. Lucky bastard.

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MarsellusWallace
Nov 9, 2010

Well he doesn't WANT
to look like a bitch!

shut up blegum posted:

I was wondering the same thing. What is BBBJ?

Like anywhere else, it's best to use standard warship identification acronyms. BBBJ is battleship blow job, CLHJ is light cruiser hand job. Never ever order the DDHJ though.

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