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Huzanko
Aug 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Slanderer posted:

project managers actually make my job reasonable lol. it turns out that designing hardware + developing software for medical devices that keep people alive is actually kind of boring, and without project managers stuff never gets done because half the engineers get distracted by more interesting problems.

Project managers aren't real managers and are not the managers I was referring to - this should be obvious.

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Teabag Dome Scandal
Mar 19, 2002


I Before E posted:

So you're saying Felix should go on Real Time

Felix being Felix on Real Time would be great

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Felix and Matt have such a loving fantastic tag team rant in this latest episode.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

Felix being Felix on Real Time would be great

"Uhhh I agree that our savior Erdogan should increase his forced relocation of the Kurds into mass graves Bill. It is very similar to how in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater you can save your game and not play for a week to skip the sniper boss battle because the boss dies due to lack of protein drinks."

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

like, is in the context of not wanting to procreate?

because i have begat two of my own and that breath is foul. all they eat is dairy, fam
Yes indeed.

Lemme tell ya, if you want to be woken up at 7am on a Saturday morning by a little monster screaming for food and cuddles, parrots are cheaper to feed.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


I Before E posted:

So you're saying Felix should go on Real Time

I'd watch the poo poo out of this tbh

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/862013180649889792

Racist kills self; is owned hard posthumously

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/861591126414942209

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Breadallelogram posted:

I'd watch the poo poo out of this tbh

I don't know if bill would love being dunked on in his own show from someone from the far left.

Cum town should go on Real time.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/862040833125732353

in one of the funniest things i've seen on twitter, Redstate EIC Caleb Howe gets mad at Will because Will's happy about Bob Owens dying, then Will convinces Caleb that Felix is a Marine and that he should thank Felix and apologize for gravedancing Jack Murtha :popeye:

lol gently caress caleb deleted the tweet i think

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/862036556231704577 here's a tweet that's in the rest of the thread

emdash fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 9, 2017

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/862030518166147073

lmfao

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I loving love the dirtbag left.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


incoherent posted:

I don't know if bill would love being dunked on in his own show from someone from the far left.

Cum town should go on Real time.

Amber would rip BM to shreds but he'd never have somebody that can actually challenge him on his stupid show. Too busy inviting nazis on and agreeing with everything they say.

Tim Burns Effect
Apr 1, 2011


YAAAAS QUEEN KHALEESI YAAAAAAASSSSS

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Breadallelogram posted:

Amber would rip BM to shreds but he'd never have somebody that can actually challenge him on his stupid show. Too busy inviting nazis on and agreeing with everything they say.

When someone does challenge him he'll step on their words as well.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
BREAKING: Trump has fired James Comey, per @PressSec

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/862058981963046912
If you're firing comey you know what time it is....
https://twitter.com/See_Em_Play/status/862064079015378944

Sushi in Yiddish fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 9, 2017

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

The only good thing that Max Landis has ever created is "Wrestling isn't Wrestling" and Chronicle was a trope-fest.

There, I said it.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

I liked wrestling isn't wrestling

https://twitter.com/JAdomian/status/862067046804148225

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Slanderer posted:

project managers actually make my job reasonable lol. it turns out that designing hardware + developing software for medical devices that keep people alive is actually kind of boring, and without project managers stuff never gets done because half the engineers get distracted by more interesting problems.
Managing the massive architecture of biomed R&D is pretty much unrelated to being the poo poo sandwich providing insulation above the workers who are pissed at being overworked, underpaid, and entirely alienated from the sociopaths who structure their lives and below those sociopaths pressuring everyone into meeting impossible demands so they are legally sanctioned to lie to shareholders about Continuos Growth.

Does this mean if my state starts accurately reporting rape statistics, conservatives will self-identify as refugees and flee my state in terror?

snucks fucked around with this message at 00:03 on May 10, 2017

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

https://twitter.com/mcurryfelidae07/status/862085328932405248

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

https://www.twitter.com/uptomyknees/status/771391300566331393

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

these people are so useless

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

Apoplexy posted:

BREAKING: Trump has fired James Comey, per @PressSec



a lib: "this, but with Trump and Comey's faces superimposed"

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I'm not sure I should care about the norms Trump is violating and the unprecedented precedent he's setting and so on and so on. Am I being naive? It's just hard to get incensed about one pack of ghouls loving over another.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/862126766458056704

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

This is literally a day after he tried to argue with Talib Kweli about his superior vocabulary

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

With all due respect, Mr. President, there are lives at stake.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013





reminder that Max Landis' dad killed Vic Morrow and two children, the latter two he was employing in violation of child labor laws, all to make a movie

he also made two of my favorite films of all time, Trading Places and Coming to America

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Henchman of Santa posted:

This is literally a day after he tried to argue with Talib Kweli about his superior vocabulary

:lol:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
https://twitter.com/elilake/status/862125720973258752

https://twitter.com/ryanfelton13/status/862126907428569088

https://twitter.com/elilake/status/862127056628461568

Oh Eli. I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but really.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

Louise is still the dumbest motherfucker
https://twitter.com/historyinflicks/status/862181011081265153

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Serf posted:

i think that in a world without work, i would get bored after a while and want some structure to my life, and working a job on a voluntary basis would be a good way to do that. i took a week off of work awhile back and did absolutely nothing the whole time and i was getting bored by the end of it

Is everyone really this boring? I've been funemployed for like 6 months and I just gently caress around and watch movies and cook and go to the gym and poo poo it rules.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
If you want to give your life structure and meaning, you should be welcome to do so, it should not be mandatory just to not die in a ditch.

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Is everyone really this boring? I've been funemployed for like 6 months and I just gently caress around and watch movies and cook and go to the gym and poo poo it rules.

I was on unemployment with supplemental cash from selling plasma for like a year and it was ok. It would've been a lot easier if I had roommates at the time, but even living alone it wasn't totally awful. I even had enough to buy my cheap liquor of choice, but it sucked knowing if I got even a little sick or had my car break down I was totally hosed.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Moist von Lipwig posted:

Is everyone really this boring? I've been funemployed for like 6 months and I just gently caress around and watch movies and cook and go to the gym and poo poo it rules.

i was out of of work for about 4 months after college, and even though surviving wasn't a problem (moved in with my parents), it lost was pretty hellish after a few weeks because every day was the same blur of loving around on the internet, playing games, watching movies etc. no sense of accomplishment or progress towards anything

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

To be fair even in work that sense of treading water is a pretty constant, nagging void, especially as your free time is impacted by it. So few jobs have a tangible product, something coming out the other end you can say you built or contributed to.

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

TomViolence posted:

To be fair even in work that sense of treading water is a pretty constant, nagging void, especially as your free time is impacted by it. So few jobs have a tangible product, something coming out the other end you can say you built or contributed to.

Your tweets are p. good though.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
The twitter personality or just a sonic youth reference?

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Can someone more well versed in the minds of insane tweetstormers explain why they think Orrin Hatch would ascend to the presidency if Trump was ousted?

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