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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Jamfrost posted:

It's a dating sim that unlocks different rumble patterns for the controller depending on how well you do. I thought it parodied the genre pretty well. The body pillow date was funny.

Also, the controller may or may not have a vulva.

Now provide support for the Transvibrator from Rez on PS2 and they might be onto something!

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d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

as promised, rat simulator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2arEYJmtyI

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Uh Panzermadels owns pretty hard, actually.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Schubalts posted:

Uh Panzermadels owns pretty hard, actually.
Let's check the tapes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq3JSmGfdWE

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
drat those devs are trying pretty hard huh lol

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Should have gone full hatoful boyfriend and made you date actual tanks.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
They kinda are actual tanks. As in the protag hears metal screeching when one of the girls malfunctions and runs his rear end over.

FirstAidKite posted:

drat those devs are trying pretty hard huh lol

They go all in on tank innuendo and that's what makes it great.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Haha nice

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
The Tiger crying because she's always breaking down was the most obvious joke but I thought it was hilarious.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

The devs are obviously huge tank nerds because the game's full of references to the actual tanks and their quirks.

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh

Schubalts posted:

They kinda are actual tanks.
except they're not, because they're all anime girls

if they were actually tanks it would be good but instead it's bad

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.


They got Tyrone to do a video for it? What is this 2013?

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I feel bad for Gordon because people keep thinking his name is Tyrone because of racist shits >:[

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Schubalts posted:

They kinda are actual tanks. As in the protag hears metal screeching when one of the girls malfunctions and runs his rear end over.
Hatoful Boyfriend straight up used photos of actual birds.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Schubalts posted:

Uh Panzermadels owns pretty hard, actually.

its loving bad

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

Zereth posted:

Hatoful Boyfriend straight up used photos of actual birds.

Hey now, they showed you what they'd look like as hot anime dudes at the beginning. or the end, something.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Agnostalgia posted:

Hey now, they showed you what they'd look like as hot anime dudes at the beginning. or the end, something.
Which I'm pretty sure was entirely to set up the joke where one of them was, in that mode, still just a bird.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Did the speed limit respecting hellion have an anime portrait? I did her route and decided I won the game and never played it again because I don't think anything is getting better than that

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
they finally ported reservoir dogs to pc

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Huh, I thought Konami stopped making video games.

If you actually got that joke, congratulations!

Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 06:30 on May 20, 2017

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

goose willis posted:

Dude what the gently caress is the world map from that game



Shortage: Height :haw:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Man, if only they had an Australia with the 'Shortage: Bust' :v:

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Did the speed limit respecting hellion have an anime portrait? I did her route and decided I won the game and never played it again because I don't think anything is getting better than that

while mo-ped pigeon is in fact the best, you're legitimately missing out if you don't 100% hatoful boyfriend. game gets hosed up in the best way

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
It's a shame it's front-ended with boring poo poo

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

The Colonel posted:

they finally ported reservoir dogs to pc



I heard that one had some interesting gameplay to it. Like it had the gameplay of Hotline Miami mixed with the replay system of Super Time Force.

Basically that you would do a short run as Mr. Pink, rewind to the start of the run and play through as Mr. Blonde while Pink goes through the same motions as you did. So you could cut down the cop so that your guy isn't dead, or accidentally leading enemies away from where your buddy is going to shoot them.

Anybody actually played it able to make any comments?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

You haven't posted your newest video but it absolutely belongs in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eD1MQBCNcE

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Inco posted:

It's a shame it's front-ended with boring poo poo

Yeah I'm never gonna play it, but I'm curious to know what the hosed up poo poo is, given that the premise of the game from the outset is that the characters are pictures of pigeons. You're saying it gets weirder?

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Well the game opens up with your character living in a cave as the last known human, I can see a lot of directions that can go

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Yeah I'm never gonna play it, but I'm curious to know what the hosed up poo poo is, given that the premise of the game from the outset is that the characters are pictures of pigeons. You're saying it gets weirder?

Nah, I never got that far in it because I found the gameplay to be boring af to begin with

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Guy Mann posted:

You haven't posted your newest video but it absolutely belongs in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eD1MQBCNcE

Thanks man, I didn't post it originally cause it turned out to actually be a pretty fun game

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
if there was a nazis demons crossover would it be called wolfendoom or doomenstein


that game would be rad as gently caress by the way, get on it id

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


The Walrus posted:

if there was a nazis demons crossover would it be called wolfendoom or doomenstein


that game would be rad as gently caress by the way, get on it id

It was called Spear of Destiny

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
Someone sell me on Romance of The Three Kingdoms XIII? I can deal with some jank for decent chinagame story as I've spent 80+ hours with Tales of Wulin. It has mixed reviews on Steam and I tend to get bored with most TW battles and just auto-resolve them to focus on the campaign.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
So I finished Shadowrun:Dragonfall. That was actually a pretty engaging story, It kept me going. Even though I'm a fan of small victories over over-arching world destroying figures that must be stopped, I am finding it real hard to be interested in Shadowrun:Hong Kong. The gently caress is up with that?


I'm hoping that by being interested enough to complete these Isometric RPG games that I seriously don't have time for anymore, maybe I can work on the ones I spent a ton of money and played for 20 goddamn minutes, like Wasteland 2 and Divinity:Original Sin.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Fargin Icehole posted:

So I finished Shadowrun:Dragonfall. That was actually a pretty engaging story, It kept me going. Even though I'm a fan of small victories over over-arching world destroying figures that must be stopped, I am finding it real hard to be interested in Shadowrun:Hong Kong. The gently caress is up with that?


I'm hoping that by being interested enough to complete these Isometric RPG games that I seriously don't have time for anymore, maybe I can work on the ones I spent a ton of money and played for 20 goddamn minutes, like Wasteland 2 and Divinity:Original Sin.

lol

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Fargin Icehole posted:

So I finished Shadowrun:Dragonfall. That was actually a pretty engaging story, It kept me going. Even though I'm a fan of small victories over over-arching world destroying figures that must be stopped, I am finding it real hard to be interested in Shadowrun:Hong Kong. The gently caress is up with that?


I'm hoping that by being interested enough to complete these Isometric RPG games that I seriously don't have time for anymore, maybe I can work on the ones I spent a ton of money and played for 20 goddamn minutes, like Wasteland 2 and Divinity:Original Sin.

I suggest playing the game in the OP. You may find yourself with a renewed interest in the other games you've been neglecting.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

The Colonel posted:

they finally ported reservoir dogs to pc



not sure if the designs are worse in this on in the old game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4VAeZCCZO4

least they vaguely look like their characters in the ps2 game. this poo poo looks like devientart dipshits fanfiction.

FanaticalMilk
Mar 11, 2011


Dapper_Swindler posted:

not sure if the designs are worse in this on in the old game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4VAeZCCZO4

least they vaguely look like their characters in the ps2 game. this poo poo looks like devientart dipshits fanfiction.

Until I read the text of the post, I thought that was from Tales of the Borderlands.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=899994756

But what Kai doesn’t realize is that, tomboy or not, Chris is now an adult woman. Furthermore, she has a strong sex drive, and

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=894579386

Nephise Begins tells the player what happened at the time before Nephise was an orb collector. The main setting is forest again, but this time without snow, instead a more sunny and foggy weather. And there are more hills to climb. There are animal skulls that you have to gather and then use on tall vases.

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