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i hope the story apes off of bioshock infinite so nerds go insane with rage
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May 25, 2017 09:56
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Oh I doubt that any rest stop bathroom in Montana is headless. 
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May 25, 2017 10:25
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montana is a super cool place to visit so video game montana should be a super cool place to murder like ironic secessionists im guessing?
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May 25, 2017 10:48
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also #whitegenocide
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May 25, 2017 10:49
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i hope you get to play as a dudebro tourist from germany. i want to be a german backpacker boy called klaus with real bad tats who thinks he is the dali lama because he dad hosed he mum and made a lil rich boy who could go to other countries and suck at basic sergice jobs..i wanted a LARGE cappa you Dumb gently caress Klaus. A LARGE
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May 25, 2017 10:56
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Robo Reagan posted:i hope the story apes off of bioshock infinite so nerds go insane with rage That would be amazing and wonderful.
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May 25, 2017 12:32
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:also #whitegenocide
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May 25, 2017 13:04
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Tofuslob posted:i hope you get to play as a dudebro tourist from germany. i want to be a german backpacker boy called klaus with real bad tats who thinks he is the dali lama because he dad hosed he mum and made a lil rich boy who could go to other countries and suck at basic sergice jobs..i wanted a LARGE cappa you Dumb gently caress Klaus. Also they love German techno. German techno plays a large part in the plot and characters back story. Sound effects are techno
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May 25, 2017 13:12
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Robo Reagan posted:i hope the story apes off of bioshock infinite so nerds go insane with rage it would piss off both sides of the spectrum so much the right cuz you're slaughtering nationalist pricks left and right and the left because Infinite's message was "the slaves were just as bad as the slavers!"
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May 25, 2017 13:15
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I hope we can play as pagan min and ride elephants
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May 25, 2017 13:25
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CharlestonJew posted:and the left because Infinite's message was "the slaves were just as bad as the slavers!" it kinda wasnt dude
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May 25, 2017 13:26
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:it kinda wasnt dude you start off in a crazy nationalist dystopia where minorities and other undesirables are segregated and put into slavery then you travel to an alternate universe where the slaves have weapons to fight back and they're slaughtering women and children left and right while covering their faces in war paint and hollering like indian warriors
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May 25, 2017 13:33
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Also they love German techno. German techno plays a large part in the plot and characters back story. Sound effects are techno German techno is actually cool and good
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May 25, 2017 13:39
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CharlestonJew posted:then you travel to an alternate universe where the slaves have weapons to fight back and they're slaughtering women and children left and right while covering their faces in war paint and hollering like indian warriors Sounds rad to me
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May 25, 2017 13:41
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shut up blegum posted:German techno is actually cool and good Do they even make techno anywhere else?
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May 25, 2017 13:42
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CharlestonJew posted:you start off in a crazy nationalist dystopia where minorities and other undesirables are segregated and put into slavery they are doing pretty normal violent revolution stuff dude the game shows both sides doing bad things but it leaves the moral judgments up to you
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May 25, 2017 13:43
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Those democrats sure look nuts.
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May 25, 2017 13:44
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:they are doing pretty normal violent revolution stuff dude the game shows both sides doing bad things but it leaves the moral judgments up to you yeah the left doesn't like that stuff. at least the side of the left that complains about video games on the internet
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May 25, 2017 13:47
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CharlestonJew posted:yeah the left doesn't like that stuff.
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May 25, 2017 13:50
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CharlestonJew posted:yeah the left doesn't like that stuff. people should try consuming media before criticizing it its been a while but im like 90% sure they werent slaves it was a just a racially segregated society going through a violent labor revolution that the main characters were having they weird disneyish adventure in the middle of it was a p good game
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May 25, 2017 13:55
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CharlestonJew posted:
well at least that's historically accurate
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May 25, 2017 13:55
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Why didn't Ubisoft set the new Far Cry in a favela or Fyre Festival if the want to be super edgy?
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May 25, 2017 14:03
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Please get rid of the eagle attacks.
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May 25, 2017 14:03
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the dudes should be fatter as it stands they look like they run a craft brewery in portland
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May 25, 2017 14:14
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:it kinda wasnt dude Its message was "Ken Levine is an enormous hack" and it delivered that message perfectly. If they want to make these guys all insane racists (and, of note, they ought to have taken them down to the Deep South or Eastern Texas to really soak up that goodness) then they shouldn't half-rear end it like Bioshock did. It's loving hilarious that the only racial slur actually uttered by the racists of Columbia is "Patty-O'Malley" to refer to Irish people.
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May 25, 2017 14:15
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Universe Master posted:Please get rid of the eagle attacks. They are bald eagle attacks now.
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May 25, 2017 14:15
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Its message was "Ken Levine is an enormous hack" and it delivered that message perfectly. they didnt want to make them insane racists just normal racists my dude sorry the video game didnt attempt to validate your worldview
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May 25, 2017 14:23
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8-Bit Scholar posted:(and, of note, they ought to have taken them down to the Deep South or Eastern Texas to really soak up that goodness) Richard Spencer is from Montana.
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May 25, 2017 14:26
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Set it in Louisiana, make the enemies fat wheel chair cajun olds wearing maga hats
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May 25, 2017 14:38
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:they didnt want to make them insane racists just normal racists my dude sorry the video game didnt attempt to validate your worldview They wanted them to be racist "but not too racist" because they didn't want anyone to think that THEY were being racist They made them whitewashed racist.
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May 25, 2017 14:39
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scrubs season six posted:Richard Spencer is from Montana. You do get all sorts of odd ducks up north. Most folks I'd say aren't really racist so much as they're really badly educated.
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May 25, 2017 14:40
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8-Bit Scholar posted:You do get all sorts of odd ducks up north. Most folks I'd say aren't really racist so much as they're really badly educated. "You know... Morons!" lol, Montana
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May 25, 2017 14:41
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"Will Far Cry 5 be the dark souls of the series?" "Is Far Cry 5 the dark souls of open world games?" "Is Far Cry 5 villain the Andrew Ryan of dark souls?" "Top 10 ways that Far Cry 5 pulls a dark souls?" "How Far Cry 5 villain is the Donald Trump of videogames (also dark souls)."
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May 25, 2017 14:50
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8-Bit Scholar posted:They wanted them to be racist "but not too racist" because they didn't want anyone to think that THEY were being racist please describe your ideal video game racist hell if you tweet it to they might even be able to squeeze them into fc5 for you
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May 25, 2017 14:51
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:please describe your ideal video game racist A big dude in armor who is weak to headshots and asks me "why isn't the local mosque denouncing the Ariana Grande bombing" when I walk close to him and press (A). Or when he is walking around his cotton field so I know when he is close and can press(B) to sneak attack. Dean of Swing fucked around with this message at 15:02 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 14:59
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I'm ready for the mandatory scene where the pc seduces the hottest of the redneck women and cures her racism with his dick.
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May 25, 2017 15:05
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:please describe your ideal video game racist solid snake but he says friend of the family a lot
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May 25, 2017 15:09
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creeping through the wooded ranges you come across an enemy camp from a safe distance you shoot the lock on a bear cage with your silenced rifle and watch as the bear mauls the enemy soldiers each va delivers his death cry in a condesending monotone as the bear kills him "so much for the tolerant left"
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May 25, 2017 15:13
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Waffle House posted:This, and also I'm pretty sure the game is set in Appalachia (Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia, the Carolinas) based on the topology presented in this teaser image There's snow capped granite peaks in the picture.
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May 25, 2017 15:25
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Will we atleast be able to bodyslam a reporter? Because it wont feel like an accurate Montana simulation without that
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