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May 25, 2017 12:16
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I have not played this in quite a few years, and felt like coming back to tool around with genetics, but every time I try to connect to LLJK2, I get "Connection Failed" pretty much instantly. I can connect to LLJK1 fine. Am I just trying to connect in-between rounds, or is this a common thing people encounter?
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May 25, 2017 14:30
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Feature request: attaching a pile of knives to gloves
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May 25, 2017 15:24
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What's the primetime for lljk servers these days? Haven't spacemanned in a long time
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May 25, 2017 15:26
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I keep trying to get back into spacemanning but i keep getting annoyed because i'm trying to play from the UK and the ping plus the lag with SS13 makes me the most unrobust motherfucker in the world these days. I swear it used to be better.
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May 25, 2017 16:09
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dogstile posted:I keep trying to get back into spacemanning but i keep getting annoyed because i'm trying to play from the UK and the ping plus the lag with SS13 makes me the most unrobust motherfucker in the world these days. I swear it used to be better. Check your computer for spyware (or reinstall windows), if you don't have a byond paid membership the advertisements from byond probably infected your computer with a bitcoin miner or something and that could be what's slowing down your computer.
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May 25, 2017 18:57
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To the Chief Engineer that taught me how to start a hellburn last night, thank you. Also big ups to the AI that called us scrubs and offered a different way.
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May 25, 2017 21:04
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does cluwning shrink the spaceman's johnson? a scientist needs to perform a johnson inspection to solve this mystery
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May 25, 2017 21:05
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What are the rules on polymorphs? I got turned into a crow by a wizard and then pecked his eyes out, but I'm not sure if that's intended.
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May 26, 2017 07:07
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SugarAddict posted:Check your computer for spyware (or reinstall windows), if you don't have a byond paid membership the advertisements from byond probably infected your computer with a bitcoin miner or something and that could be what's slowing down your computer. iirc, the LLJK servers were originally in the UK and then moved to the US a few years back.
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May 26, 2017 07:11
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Triggerhappypilot posted:What are the rules on polymorphs? I got turned into a crow by a wizard and then pecked his eyes out, but I'm not sure if that's intended. You're more than welcome to peck out the wizard's eyes/send him into anaphylactic shock with stings/blast him with eight zipguns simultaneously.
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May 26, 2017 10:33
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If you see an obvious antagonist type doing their thing (Wizard, Changeling, Vampire), you are free and clear to cave their skulls in with a toolbox or shoot them in the face till they stop moving and shove them into a Grinder. For the more subtle Traitors, use some discretion and don't murder a man because he had a laser gun in his pocket. He might've just found it on the ground. If someone starts repeatedly beating the poo poo out of you with their own toolbox for no discernible reason, however, you're in the clear to return the favour and protect yourself as need be. If you mean in regards to transformations and the like, you will get a big pop-up saying something along the lines of "YOUR WILL IS NOT YOUR OWN! DO WHAT THE rear end in a top hat WHO INJECTED/INFECTED YOU SAYS!" to let you know what's expected of you (Vampire Thralls, Syndicate Implants, that sort of thing). Neddy Seagoon fucked around with this message at 11:18 on May 26, 2017 |
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May 26, 2017 11:16
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If you see an obvious antagonist type doing their thing (Wizard, Changeling, Vampire), you are free and clear to cave their skulls in with a toolbox or shoot them in the face till they stop moving and shove them into a Grinder. I've been beaten within an inch of my life for having the audacity to stand in the same room as the head of security, with said head receiving no repercussions. So there's that.
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May 26, 2017 11:19
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All polymorphs can be cured by satanic pacts. As long as the chaplain can make you sign the paper you can make your way back to human.
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May 26, 2017 11:39
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Neddy Seagoon posted:iirc, the LLJK servers were originally in the UK and then moved to the US a few years back. It'll be this then, definitely not some bitcoin poo poo, my pc is fine :L
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May 26, 2017 11:53
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Triggerhappypilot posted:What are the rules on polymorphs? I got turned into a crow by a wizard and then pecked his eyes out, but I'm not sure if that's intended. You're more than welcome to take revenge, if you can manage it.
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May 26, 2017 12:30
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I had some nice rounds as Roboticist yesterday. Remove all light stripes but one, set up an operating space, steal all the chems you need, and then butcher everything you come across. Surprisingly I got a few people who wanted heavy augmentation. More of that please. And of course playing the AI during a Clowne spider round with VOX.
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May 26, 2017 13:21
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I think i'm going to be miner and actually mine stuff for robotics next time. You can make some cool poo poo, right?
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May 26, 2017 17:32
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Barent posted:I think i'm going to be miner and actually mine stuff for robotics next time. You can make some cool poo poo, right? Robotics has some cool upgrades either for robots that may just go rogue or laser eyes for a traitor. It's fun for everyone!
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May 26, 2017 20:58
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When I play Roboticist I just end up making buttbots and maybe an AI frame  Maybe I'll try borging corpses or augmenting people next time.
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May 26, 2017 21:20
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I've also been killed as a changeling for buying blood bags, when the guy had no proof I was a changeling. I'm not robust so he just killed me.
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May 26, 2017 21:22
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Turtlicious posted:I've also been killed as a changeling for buying blood bags, when the guy had no proof I was a changeling. I'm not robust so he just killed me. Adminhelp that poo poo.
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May 26, 2017 21:46
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A friendly reminder about admin helps: most of the time, we can't answer the question "was that guy who just turbofucked me a tater" just in case you come back somehow, or mention it in deadchat to someone who does. Thank you for loving pupkin.
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May 26, 2017 23:35
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I like roboticist, but the material reclaimers are borked right now so you can't replenish the fabricators without help from mining. And lol nobody ever does mining.
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May 26, 2017 23:52
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Grizzwold posted:I like roboticist, but the material reclaimers are borked right now so you can't replenish the fabricators without help from mining. And lol nobody ever does mining. And even WITH mining its still borked. You can get anywhere between 1 and 10 material from an ore, gem, or mineral.
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May 27, 2017 00:03
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Ask me about getting banned from for two hours from Colonial Marines for having too "unrealistic" of a name. Like I know how VPN's work, are you trying to get Adolf Stalins running around on your server, because this is how you get that.
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May 27, 2017 00:20
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PopeCrunch posted:A friendly reminder about admin helps: most of the time, we can't answer the question "was that guy who just turbofucked me a tater" just in case you come back somehow, or mention it in deadchat to someone who does. Thank you for loving pupkin. Seriously tho it isn't that hard to figure out just follow him around as a ghost and if he keeps getting away with nefarious poo poo he's probably evil. Edit dylguy90 posted:Ask me about getting banned from for two hours from Colonial Marines for having too "unrealistic" of a name. Like I know how VPN's work, are you trying to get Adolf Stalins running around on your server, because this is how you get that. That's nothin! I got banned from this very goonserver for using the name bonghits4jesus while doing pacifist runs back in '10!
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May 27, 2017 00:28
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reignofevil posted:Seriously tho it isn't that hard to figure out just follow him around as a ghost and if he keeps getting away with nefarious poo poo he's probably evil. I ran around as Dick Nipples for the longest time.
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May 27, 2017 00:52
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frodnonnag posted:I ran around as Dick Nipples for the longest time. I think that was before we started to really get the innuendo-stopping in gear. And to be fair you've also been banned more than most. It was also entertaining to watch you and lord_doom have epic grief fights ranging across the entire station from round to round, during the heady early donut1 days.
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May 27, 2017 01:40
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dylguy90 posted:Ask me about getting banned from for two hours from Colonial Marines for having too "unrealistic" of a name. Like I know how VPN's work, are you trying to get Adolf Stalins running around on your server, because this is how you get that. I got yelled at for the exact opposite reason, the name "Johnny Footballs" was too realistic. No, really, they claimed it was too close to this guy's nickname: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Manziel
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May 27, 2017 01:46
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Hahaha, I had to change mine like twice because I kept accidently choosing minor celebrities, then finally got banned bc the name I came up with was too "unrealistic". On the plus side I finally got motivated to get a vpn and learn how to bypass most bans. Apparently SS13 has a pretty robust system that is nevertheless easily spoofable, since lol gently caress trying to actually keep track of a person on the internet. The funniest thing about all this was I was originally just trying to play nice, but now screw it, I have unlimited power, time to see how potassium bombs in the dropship go over (hopefully they kill more aliens than teammates but v0v). Idk I'm not actually that bitter, it's just hilarious to me how zealously the admins on that server enforce the dumbest poo poo. S w a y z e fucked around with this message at 05:46 on May 27, 2017 |
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May 27, 2017 01:58
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If you're gonna tell tales from other servers, make them funny ones. There've been an awful lot of "I didn't read the rules and got banned by those lovely uptight pricks who didn't appreciate my brilliance, not that I really care or anything, I don't need them, it has absolutely nothing to do with why I'm downloading a VPN client so I can grief them in revenge like an angry thirteen-year-old" tales lately.
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May 27, 2017 04:40
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Oh, I didn't know that. Just sharing my experiences, didn't mean to set you off Also, it's just interesting to me what a difference it makes playing under the watchful eye of a trigger happy admin vs just doing what you want. I think that's pretty interesting, but you know, there's always a block button if you simply cannot afford to witness another person poo poo talking the ss13 admin culture. S w a y z e fucked around with this message at 05:17 on May 27, 2017 |
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May 27, 2017 05:04
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No matter how ridiculous you find a particular server's rules, receiving a two-hour ban and immediately jumping to 'lol time to griff' is unlikely to make you well-received anywhere in the general SS13 community.
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May 27, 2017 05:33
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Did you miss the part where I said I wouldn't seriously do that? I don't enjoy creating a lovely gameplay environment for people - I think you're kinda jumping to conclusions here.
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May 27, 2017 05:44
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dylguy90 posted:Did you miss the part where I said I wouldn't seriously do that? I don't enjoy creating a lovely gameplay environment for people - I think you're kinda jumping to conclusions here. don't sweat it too much the ss13 community is just as twitchy and rabid as you'd imagine.
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May 27, 2017 06:23
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Barent posted:I think i'm going to be miner and actually mine stuff for robotics next time. You can make some cool poo poo, right? You can, yes. From super heavy reinforced cyborgs to mechanical men, with treads, cyberbutt, cyerbheart and cyberarms. It is quite amazing. There are also some useful upgrades in unlocked fabricators. If you need metal in a pinch, there are always a few sheets in the maintenance area. And a full cyborg crate in the derilict engineering space to the left of QM. Usually you will also be the last sane entity in the medbay standing, and there are always people in need of surgery. And if you happily offer services to anybody, the traitor will probably kill you last. Just make sure to give the AI a shiny new Cyborg with all the dodads you can slap, to win it's favour. This will usually keep you alive to think of a plan. Also, make sure to grab a box of red light strips and outfit your operating room to give it a proper feeling.
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May 27, 2017 07:55
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On a funnier note, I just learned that setting your signal bombs you have rigged up under the entire forward operating base off by only a single digit is a really bad idea. Apparently someone else found a radio and just decided to go clicking around. I think I just accidently tked... 15 people? It's ok, rounds are only three hours!
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May 27, 2017 08:03
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Michaellaneous posted:You can, yes. From super heavy reinforced cyborgs to mechanical men, with treads, cyberbutt, cyerbheart and cyberarms. It is quite amazing. There are also some useful upgrades in unlocked fabricators. If you need metal in a pinch, there are always a few sheets in the maintenance area. And a full cyborg crate in the derilict engineering space to the left of QM. On that note, how am I supposed to use prosthetic laser eyes, I managed to get myself some erebite one round and made them, but they don't do anything different from regular eyes from what I see.
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May 27, 2017 08:30
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iirc click the ability button on the bottom left of your item bar to switch to all the cool things you can do.
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May 27, 2017 08:34
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