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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you're having PS4 problems you're just impatient. I have to wait 4-10 minutes every time I first log in, but then I've played 5 or 6 rounds without trouble, go make lunch, then jump back in, no problem. Lol ps4 just lol
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May 29, 2017 15:42
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Best Jason death is that one girl who got killed and then we get a 5 second zoomed in close-up of her credit card.
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May 29, 2017 15:42
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Gaz2k21 posted:Sleeping bag death will forever be the best death You say that, and yet somewhere out there there's the dookie barrel full of Evil Robert Stack. Handstand dick chop is one of those that would have been perfect if the 80's wasn't weird about violence. Snatch Duster posted:Lol ps4 just lol Sorry, can't hear you over my stable connection. You must be in dead chat with the PC Chads.
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May 29, 2017 15:43
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Basically here's the secret of the franchise. Unlike with Halloween, or Nightmare or really any other Slasher film- every Jason movie has something to it. Every Jason film has some edge to it that makes it worth watching. One particular kill, one excellent moment, a heavy load of homoerotic subtext No Jason movie is without merit. Even Jason Goes to Hell is great for it's truly brutal kills and the director commentary where they just take the poo poo out of the movie every chance they have. No Jason film is GREAT CINEMA FOREVER, but they're all fun as gently caress and if you want to see some people get murdered or see an immortal angry zombie man do his thing, you cannot go wrong. From Pam to Jason to Roy, all of them have some kind of special quality. None of them reach the highs of the first Halloween or Nightmare, but they don't sink to the depths that those franchises found either.
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May 29, 2017 15:49
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you're having PS4 problems you're just impatient. Oh gently caress off. Four days of Database Login Failure is not me being impatient.
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May 29, 2017 15:51
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Burkion posted:No Jason film is GREAT CINEMA FOREVER, Part 4. The one with Cory Feldman and Crispin Glover. Checkmate.
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May 29, 2017 15:52
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Burkion posted:Basically here's the secret of the franchise. It's also the most consistent in quality, it has some downturns and some upswings but has remained enjoyable over the course of 12 movies, the same can't be said for Halloween or nightmare.
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May 29, 2017 15:52
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Part 4. The one with Cory Feldman and Crispin Glover. Jack-nicholson-nodding.gif
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May 29, 2017 15:55
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Snatch Duster posted:I did this and it worked for me. poptart_fairy posted:Oh gently caress off. Four days of Database Login Failure is not me being impatient. This works for pc.
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May 29, 2017 16:10
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Best kills: 1. Jason's death in the Final Chapter 2. Headcrush (with popping eyeballs) in Part 3 3. Sex spear in Part 2 4. Arrow through the throat in the original 5. Sleeping bag smash in New Blood
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May 29, 2017 16:23
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I got Jason for my first time and this game is the best version of Hide and Seek. Smashed a dude's head in a door and tossed people through windows
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May 29, 2017 16:24
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Some screens from last night: How I spectate Composerguy  Olesh becomes possessed by Pamela? 
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May 29, 2017 16:26
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Xbox One has been spotty since Friday but when it works god drat is this game fun. I need more people to play with so add me Twiggystickboy. I need less 12 year olds yelling "Cuck" as they're murdered.
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May 29, 2017 16:27
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Engage in a riveting political debate over the misappropriation of that word which ends when you rip the person's head off.
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May 29, 2017 16:35
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Burkion posted:Basically here's the secret of the franchise. I was also playing and realized that the main thing missing from the game is the vice. Obviously the game can't really replicate the formula of the movies where a bunch of people happily gently caress and get high in ignorance while their friends are slaughtered around them without becoming a whole other game. But it would be nice if there were sort of vice buffs around the cabins. Like you can heal by taking a shower. You can increase your composure by getting high. You can increase your strength by drinking. Increase your intelligence by watching weird vintage porn. Have them work as these twenty second animations that you get locked into and have them turn off the scary music so you don't know if Jason is approaching.
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May 29, 2017 16:35
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All the people complaining about survivors being too weak need to play buggsy. 2 Buggsies with baseball bats can lock down a jason till he morphs or shifts out.
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May 29, 2017 16:40
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Timeless Appeal posted:i will say, it's a hard franchise to share with people because even Friday 4 that I remembered being epic is a lot of boring wrapped around a few awesome moments and weirdness. This reminds me of that awesome part of Until Dawn where Jess gets pissed at the killer and starts yelling into the woods. "We're gonna get drunk! And have lots of sex! And it's gonna be *hot*!" Until Dawn was so cool
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May 29, 2017 16:45
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https://twitter.com/Friday13thGame/status/869221541497765888
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May 29, 2017 17:02
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Fantastic, I can get past the title screen! ...my boyfriend's coming over so I must contend with yet another delay. 
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May 29, 2017 17:04
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I'll give it a chance after lunch.
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May 29, 2017 17:07
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The matchmaking is still an issue, which they've said, expect to still wait 5-7 minutes to get in a lobby. But no more database errors and my xp seems to be back.
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May 29, 2017 17:09
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I think I'm going to do a steam demo tonight if the servers held up. Also I'm going to be the weird one and say Part V is a good movie although the ending and logic for Roy is hilariously bad. It's still overall really good. Part IV is just meh. Not bad just meh.
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May 29, 2017 17:18
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Goddamn but I love hearing a pub shout THE JUKES while dodging Jason in the car...into a tree.
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May 29, 2017 17:18
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1stGear posted:Goddamn but I love hearing a pub shout THE JUKES while dodging Jason in the car...into a tree. Players are really good at putting their feet in their mouths in this game. On several occasions I've been called an idiot or that I suck only to get the kill within the next minute.
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May 29, 2017 17:29
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If you're play Chad and aren't referring to yourself in third person as "The Chad" the entire time I don't know what you're doing with your life
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May 29, 2017 17:31
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1stGear posted:Goddamn but I love hearing a pub shout THE JUKES while dodging Jason in the car...into a tree. Counselor to me, Jason: Aw gently caress you, bitch, I had you. [Fast_Furious_YouNeverHadMe_YouNeverHadYourCar_meme.jpg]
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May 29, 2017 17:31
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I didn't expect how entertaining it would be to get killed really early and just sit back and watch the mini horror movie play out from spectator mode.
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May 29, 2017 17:40
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Unbalanced posted:Players are really good at putting their feet in their mouths in this game. On several occasions I've been called an idiot or that I suck only to get the kill within the next minute.
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May 29, 2017 17:44
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Basebf555 posted:I didn't expect how entertaining it would be to get killed really early and just sit back and watch the mini horror movie play out from spectator mode. Same. But watching an inept Jason is kinda frustrating at times.
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May 29, 2017 17:52
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Scalding Coffee posted:The next minute? I wouldn't post how badly I got told off. ...what? I'm implying that I could have gotten them within the next 5 seconds or possibly longer if they were one of the fast characters. That is if you're saying I'm bad at the game which is hard to tell with how you worded that.
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May 29, 2017 17:55
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STOP SPRINTING YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER
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May 29, 2017 17:59
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Changed name to Peter Dinklage and piped in the Peter Dinklage theme song every time I was near a counselor as Jason
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May 29, 2017 18:01
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I'm kind of sick of seeing the choke kill.
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May 29, 2017 18:10
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well now that this is actually a game for me, and not just a $40 title screen, let's get me added to the PS4 list: RichardQStevens
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May 29, 2017 18:12
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I'm home after my pre-vacation trip, so I have today and tomorrow to play. Find me on the Steam group as LongwoodCody.
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May 29, 2017 18:13
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How many Chads do I need to suck off to play as Jason again? 
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May 29, 2017 18:14
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blackguy32 posted:I'm kind of sick of seeing the choke kill. It seems like they need to up XP or encourage people to use the environmental kill methods...if for my viewing pleasure, if nothing else.
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May 29, 2017 18:14
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MazelTovCocktail posted:It seems like they need to up XP or encourage people to use the environmental kill methods...if for my viewing pleasure, if nothing else. The problem is that you can break free so quickly, even as one of the lower strength characters, that getting an environmental kill only happens if you are right next to the appropriate object.,
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May 29, 2017 18:15
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I'm an old bowl o beans, when did everyone start using "juke"?
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