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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Kilza posted:

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/869386163357978624

Truly, one of the greatest performances by a team ever in the Stanley Cup Final.

holding Pekka Rinne to a .636 save percentage is as great as it gets

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
The refs did an awesome job causing Conn Smythe Trophy Candidate Pekka Rinne to post a .556 save percentage

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Aye Doc posted:

holding Pekka Rinne to a .583 save percentage is as great as it gets

Given the Pens had zero shots through like 37 mins maybe the Preds should have played with an empty net all game

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Defense always wins against offense, just ask the CBJs, Caps and Sens

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Ginette Reno posted:

Well I certainly don't think the Pens can play any worse, so winning that game is pretty nice. Please put Hagelin back in if he's not broken, and maybe don't put slow fucks in the top 9.
And unveil that we have Raidened Letang so he win hockey games and suplex Metal Gears

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011
I'm pretty sure Letang got sacrificed to some dark power at this point. That level of luck is just obscene.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.

Ravenfood posted:

I'm pretty sure Letang got sacrificed to some dark power at this point. That level of luck is just obscene.

It's tough to find out hockey Jesus is real and loves the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Oh wait, I'm a Penguins fan.

Life is great.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
the penguins are just more efficient than the predators and shot exactly as much as they needed to, thats what the experience of having been there before does for you

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
They had 5 goals on 11 shots lmao how is that even real?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

They had 5 goals on 11 shots lmao how is that even real?

Well, one was an empty netter and Mattias Ekholm was kind enough to score another one for them, so.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

They had 5 goals on 11 shots lmao how is that even real?

I dunno man Donald Trump is President too. None of this poo poo seems real.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Benson Cunningham posted:

It's tough to find out hockey Jesus is real and loves the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Oh wait, I'm a Penguins fan.

Life is great.
I'm a Penguins fan too, though. And since we live in a world of myth (cf: Pens over Caps), the people that make blood sacrifices for power usually don't end up winning in the end. What a goddamn steal of a game.

Or yeah, maybe its just hockey Jesus. Deus vult I guess?

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Ravenfood posted:

I'm pretty sure Letang got sacrificed to some dark power at this point. That level of luck is just obscene.

Level of luck, yes. But I think Letang missing extended all three series so far. Like game 1 against Ottawa, doesn't go to overtime or we pull out the win.

At the same time, I think winning without Letang is very important for the franchise. I admit, I didn't think we'd get beyond Washington without Letang.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Kilza posted:

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/869386163357978624

Truly, one of the greatest performances by a team ever in the Stanley Cup Final.

Maybe you should just take a break from hockey. Is it worth getting this mad over?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
PDO now stands for Penguins Don't Offense.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Captain Internet posted:

PDO now stands for Penguins Don't Offense.

Why attempt a million shots if you only need 12?

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

37 minutes between shots is a winning strategy all NHL teams will now copy.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

myron cope posted:

Maybe you should just take a break from hockey. Is it worth getting this mad over?

The weird thing is you think I'm mad when I barely even watched tonight's game. I honestly do think this is an amazing performance because for a team to go 37 minutes without a shot and still win in the Stanley Cup Final is historical, and it is impressive even if it meant the team I wanted to win lost.

Besides, I already have the Pens winning in 7, at most I'd just be disappointed but unsurprised if the Pens won the Cup, not angry like if the Ducks had won.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Ginette Reno posted:

I dunno man Donald Trump is President too. None of this poo poo seems real.

That's the Cubs' fault, though

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Loqieu posted:

37 minutes between shots is a winning strategy all NHL teams will now copy.

Just a reminder but they've been seriously outplayed in every series, and it doesn't seem to matter.

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Rinne is shook.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/PensInsideScoop/status/869400368647725056
:lol:

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Pekka Rinne is definitely a goalie who does better when facing a lot of shots. To be honest he probably let that fourth one in because he wasn't as focused as he normally is. He'll bounce back

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

myron cope posted:

Maybe you should just take a break from hockey. Is it worth getting this mad over?

yeah man his post seems really MAD as HELL!!!!

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Yeah by that standard everyone in this thread is just e-screaming at each other.

Neitherman
Sep 25, 2006

He will die without safety brief.

That was some bizarre poo poo. Don Cherry was railing on the Pens and I felt like I was starting to agree with him. What the gently caress? It felt like the universe was unraveling just a tiny bit.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I've long since switched from "how are we being outplayed nightly and winning?" to "we are actually playing better and stats are meaningless". Homerism is a hard drug.

Btw, what was up with the catfish? Nobody in my local Pittsburgh bar had any idea, and spent the aftermath distracted by the unclaimed loose labrador that ruined the bartender's coke high.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Catfish is a thing Nashville does. First time I remember seeing it, it was done to mock the Detroits octopus. Usually the catfish ain't hosed up and gutted. Usually it's just a whole fuckin fish.

It obviously contained a monkey's paw like wishcurse which said the Pens would only get 5 more shots on goal the whole game.

Benson Cunningham
Dec 9, 2006

Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.
What an odd wish though.

"I wish my opponents would be held to 12 shots this game."

There's no way for whoever wished that to see the obvious strategical flaw in his wish that he's making on a cursed monkey's paw?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Hey, if this poo poo made any sense the Penguins would be stacked up like cord wood in a corner with a crudely drawn "here lies bevis, he never scored" tombstone in front of it.

It was a historically bad game of hockey and the Predators lost to literally one of the worst performances ever.

It's one thing to do the very bad stinky hockey. It's a completely other thing to lose to that stink hockey.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

The real lesson is that if you score 3 quick goals, it probably doesn't matter how stinky you are afterward

And also, try to enter the offensive zone with both feet on the ice at all costs

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
Nashville had some bad puck luck, at least one egregious error from Rinne, and that really bad call from the war room against Subban's goal. Hopefully they don't overreact for their next game, the better team lost, which means they should start to get more of those bounces going their way soon.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

bizarre deformity posted:

Pekka Rinne is definitely a goalie who does better when facing a lot of shots. To be honest he probably let that fourth one in because he wasn't as focused as he normally is. He'll bounce back

I have bad news for you friend, the Penguins are likely to continue to get outshot by wide margins

Last night was one of the most extreme lucky/unlucky playoff games I've ever seen for sure. Rinne let in two softies and Ekholm scored an own goal and the Preds' first goal got overturned on an offside. I feel like if that game could be played 50 times the Preds would win about 46 of them.

Obviously I find it cool and good that my team won, but if I were a Preds fan I'd still be feeling pretty good. Kinda reminds me of the 02 SCF when Carolina won game 1 in OT and everyone was all ITSHAPPENING.jpg and then the Wings crushed them in four straight.

Not saying Preds in 5 but the Pens are going to have to play way better to win 3 out of 6. That or hope the Preds stay in Full Caps Mode.

Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 11:07 on May 30, 2017

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Does any one have a carrier pigeon we can can attached a brief but very specific message that shows a picture of Ron Hainsey with a frowny face next to it and on the back the contact information for Mark Streit, or hell Frank fuckin Corrado?

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Captain Internet posted:

Does any one have a carrier pigeon we can can attached a brief but very specific message that shows a picture of Ron Hainsey with a frowny face next to it and on the back the contact information for Mark Streit, or hell Frank fuckin Corrado?

That seems like a horribly inefficient way to send a message tho?

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Wonderllama posted:

That seems like a horribly inefficient way to send a message tho?

Well, he hasn't noticed that Hainsey is a really bad, not good DEFENSEman in the most effective communication of "seeing it with his own goddamned eyes." why not throw a few layers obfuscation on it? It can only help.

Plus, I can just put a predators jersey and Sully can attach his answer to a puck and give it to Hainsey and it'll find it's way to me almost immediately.



Vvvvvvvvvv
Hey bewbo, is this a secret toxx or a sickhouse experimental gimmick of "willfully ignorant hockey fan?" Just curious, no judgement. Chase your bliss, but if you're accepting feedback, I can tell you that posting worse than me is a bold strategy that rarely pays off.

Captain Internet fucked around with this message at 14:05 on May 30, 2017

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
I think it is pretty clear now that there are at least a half dozen other teams from the west that are better than the Preds and that they have no business being in this final, it was making almost uncomfortable watching them bumble around last night.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Captain Internet posted:

.
Plus, I can just put a predators jersey and Sully can attach his answer to a puck and give it to Hainsey and it'll find it's way to me almost immediately.

:drat:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

bewbies posted:

I think it is pretty clear now that there are at least a half dozen other teams from the west that are better than the Preds and that they have no business being in this final, it was making almost uncomfortable watching them bumble around last night.

Ya, every other team that made the Western Conference playoffs excerpt the Blues.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

bewbies posted:

I think it is pretty clear now that there are at least a half dozen other teams from the west that are better than the Preds and that they have no business being in this final, it was making almost uncomfortable watching them bumble around last night.

They are a very flawed team yes, imagine how lovely the 3 they beat must be.

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