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Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
They know their customer base.

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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

They probably sold a lot of copies with that butt.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

At least I'm not the least dignified consumer on steam

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


DEEP SPACE WAIFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPtRzTcafRM

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I am not sure what scrolling shooter "strip 'em up" gameplay has to do with initiating a romantic relationship...In Space.

"Hi, you must be Todd. It's nice to meet you, I liked your SpaceOKCupid profile. Well, here's a gun. I'm just going to lie on this sofa, aim for my shoes first."

... "I <3 Waifus"? So space dating is poly, too?

I'm very confused by this game.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
It's basically a ripoff / spiritual successor to an old PC game, Sentimental Shooting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suhKVm5VUwk


In fact, that's not even the only game with the premise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l4Dm9k512k



And these were likely inspired by games like Gals Panic which are basically just Qix with titties and some gameplay improvements.

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 23:07 on May 31, 2017

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
69 achievements.

"One hand mode".

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

Discendo Vox posted:

69 achievements.

"One hand mode".

I went hands free a couple years ago I still can't believe these games just aren't getting with the times

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






read that as DEEP STATE WAIFU

meh

e: mods pls rename me DEEP STATE WAIFU

mike12345 fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jun 1, 2017

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

10 girls with unique "personality"

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

What is up with listing their blood type. What an odd detail.

"[b posted:

SHY NUDIST GRRL[/b]" post="472919151"]
10 girls with unique "personality"

You don't say. :raise:

Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.

Fruits of the sea posted:

What is up with listing their blood type. What an odd detail.

In Japan, a lot of people believe that your blood type is linked to your personality, so it's kind of similar to listing a character's star sign.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Huh. That's a weirdly anachronistic superstition, considering it's based on a scientific classification.

Still a much less creepy explanation for its presence in a hentai game than anything I could come up with.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

It's clearly making fun of itself in the description. I wonder if the whole thing is parody

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
It strikes me more as just lampshading than parodying, and lampshading is the lazy nerd's wit.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I guess it's such an out-there parody that they had to really carefully and lovingly craft all of those "ironic" garbage backgrounds and assets for it.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Deep Space Waifu is like the least bad of the things in this thread.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Yodzilla posted:

Deep Space Waifu is like the least bad of the things in this thread.

its really loving bad actually

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

everytime someone posts in here saying "actually THIS anime stripping sim is good unlike the other ones" i just assume that means its something theyve bought and enjoyed

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

If you want a stripping shumup just buy Caladrius Blaze, at least the shumup bit in that is actually good.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Stux posted:

its really loving bad actually

It can be both

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

On that note, all of the Touhou games qualify as terrible SHMUP anime poo poo. They are also insanely difficult and watching a good player navigate them is actually pretty incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdoF0iayjvs

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Strangely, it turns out you can go and find pictures of naked cartoon girls for free, you don't even have to buy and play any crummy games to do it.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Strangely, it turns out you can go and find pictures of naked cartoon girls for free, you don't even have to buy and play any crummy games to do it.
However, there are animal skulls that must be placed on tall lamps.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Fruits of the sea posted:

On that note, all of the Touhou games qualify as terrible SHMUP anime poo poo. They are also insanely difficult and watching a good player navigate them is actually pretty incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdoF0iayjvs

Not linking Utsuho shaking my drat head
https://youtu.be/x_F5tlI8i4U

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

FactsAreUseless posted:

However, there are animal skulls that must be placed on tall lamps.

Hear, hear.

WirelessPillow
Jan 12, 2012

Look Ma, no wires!
No idea the quality of this game http://store.steampowered.com/app/635730

But the description reads: This is a flight shooting game with RPG growth factor.If you are not 18 years old, Do not download the game plz,Because there are R18 content in the game.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Fruits of the sea posted:

Huh. That's a weirdly anachronistic superstition, considering it's based on a scientific classification.

the scientific classification of blood type was invented by foreigners, as was home insulation. we as a society have declined to embrace these concepts

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Was browsing upcoming releases, saw this.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/623350/Hoversurf_in_the_Mess/

Hell yeah Mineirinho DLC.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Shima Honnou posted:

Was browsing upcoming releases, saw this.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/623350/Hoversurf_in_the_Mess/

Hell yeah Mineirinho DLC.
Oh gently caress yes

quote:

FEATURES :
Physically real Hoverboards.
The songs make you happy and excited.
A game with ideology !!!

EDIT:
"DLC in 85%
In a few days will be released this awaited dlc, development progress is at 85%, and this game will show what Brazil is going through at the moment with many critics against corruption !!! "

The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jun 2, 2017

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Was browsing upcoming releases, saw this.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/623350/Hoversurf_in_the_Mess/

Hell yeah Mineirinho DLC.

yeah I've had this beautiful piece of art on my watchlist since April with bated breath. Gonna play this on day 1 if I can.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

In the mess is too self aware

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
First store screenshot of this upcoming game.



http://store.steampowered.com/app/500670/TormentorPunisher/

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


In before 'no ring'.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Palpek posted:

In before 'no ring'.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I'm pretty sure some of those sprites are just edited Hotline Miami sprites lmao

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

:popeye:

I hope he genuinely doesn't know.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Fruits of the sea posted:

On that note, all of the Touhou games qualify as terrible SHMUP anime poo poo. They are also insanely difficult and watching a good player navigate them is actually pretty incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdoF0iayjvs

that guy got hit so he can't be called a good player, hth

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009


:stare:

Literally using violence to remove women's clothes.

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Lunethex posted:

:popeye:

I hope he genuinely doesn't know.

Goatse isn't the old welcome friend for the rest of the Internet like it is for SA.

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