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They know their customer base.
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# ? May 31, 2017 16:03 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:20 |
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They probably sold a lot of copies with that butt.
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# ? May 31, 2017 16:52 |
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At least I'm not the least dignified consumer on steam
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# ? May 31, 2017 17:17 |
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DEEP SPACE WAIFU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPtRzTcafRM
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# ? May 31, 2017 22:50 |
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I am not sure what scrolling shooter "strip 'em up" gameplay has to do with initiating a romantic relationship...In Space. "Hi, you must be Todd. It's nice to meet you, I liked your SpaceOKCupid profile. Well, here's a gun. I'm just going to lie on this sofa, aim for my shoes first." ... "I <3 Waifus"? So space dating is poly, too? I'm very confused by this game.
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# ? May 31, 2017 22:56 |
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It's basically a ripoff / spiritual successor to an old PC game, Sentimental Shooting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suhKVm5VUwk In fact, that's not even the only game with the premise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l4Dm9k512k And these were likely inspired by games like Gals Panic which are basically just Qix with titties and some gameplay improvements. Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 23:07 on May 31, 2017 |
# ? May 31, 2017 23:04 |
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69 achievements. "One hand mode".
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# ? May 31, 2017 23:14 |
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Discendo Vox posted:69 achievements. I went hands free a couple years ago I still can't believe these games just aren't getting with the times
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# ? May 31, 2017 23:57 |
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read that as DEEP STATE WAIFU meh e: mods pls rename me DEEP STATE WAIFU mike12345 fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jun 1, 2017 |
# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:54 |
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10 girls with unique "personality"
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 06:05 |
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What is up with listing their blood type. What an odd detail."[b posted:SHY NUDIST GRRL[/b]" post="472919151"] You don't say.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 11:38 |
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Fruits of the sea posted:What is up with listing their blood type. What an odd detail. In Japan, a lot of people believe that your blood type is linked to your personality, so it's kind of similar to listing a character's star sign.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 11:43 |
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Huh. That's a weirdly anachronistic superstition, considering it's based on a scientific classification. Still a much less creepy explanation for its presence in a hentai game than anything I could come up with.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 12:22 |
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It's clearly making fun of itself in the description. I wonder if the whole thing is parody
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 14:11 |
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It strikes me more as just lampshading than parodying, and lampshading is the lazy nerd's wit.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 14:28 |
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I guess it's such an out-there parody that they had to really carefully and lovingly craft all of those "ironic" garbage backgrounds and assets for it.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 14:31 |
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Deep Space Waifu is like the least bad of the things in this thread.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 14:45 |
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Yodzilla posted:Deep Space Waifu is like the least bad of the things in this thread. its really loving bad actually
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 14:46 |
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everytime someone posts in here saying "actually THIS anime stripping sim is good unlike the other ones" i just assume that means its something theyve bought and enjoyed
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 14:46 |
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If you want a stripping shumup just buy Caladrius Blaze, at least the shumup bit in that is actually good.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 14:57 |
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Stux posted:its really loving bad actually It can be both
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:02 |
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On that note, all of the Touhou games qualify as terrible SHMUP anime poo poo. They are also insanely difficult and watching a good player navigate them is actually pretty incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdoF0iayjvs
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:07 |
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Strangely, it turns out you can go and find pictures of naked cartoon girls for free, you don't even have to buy and play any crummy games to do it.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:31 |
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Alien Rope Burn posted:Strangely, it turns out you can go and find pictures of naked cartoon girls for free, you don't even have to buy and play any crummy games to do it.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:34 |
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Fruits of the sea posted:On that note, all of the Touhou games qualify as terrible SHMUP anime poo poo. They are also insanely difficult and watching a good player navigate them is actually pretty incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdoF0iayjvs Not linking Utsuho shaking my drat head https://youtu.be/x_F5tlI8i4U
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:36 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:However, there are animal skulls that must be placed on tall lamps. Hear, hear.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:51 |
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No idea the quality of this game http://store.steampowered.com/app/635730 But the description reads: This is a flight shooting game with RPG growth factor.If you are not 18 years old, Do not download the game plz,Because there are R18 content in the game.
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 17:36 |
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Fruits of the sea posted:Huh. That's a weirdly anachronistic superstition, considering it's based on a scientific classification. the scientific classification of blood type was invented by foreigners, as was home insulation. we as a society have declined to embrace these concepts
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# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:03 |
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Was browsing upcoming releases, saw this. http://store.steampowered.com/app/623350/Hoversurf_in_the_Mess/ Hell yeah Mineirinho DLC.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 01:35 |
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Shima Honnou posted:Was browsing upcoming releases, saw this. quote:FEATURES : EDIT: "DLC in 85% In a few days will be released this awaited dlc, development progress is at 85%, and this game will show what Brazil is going through at the moment with many critics against corruption !!! " The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jun 2, 2017 |
# ? Jun 2, 2017 02:36 |
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Shima Honnou posted:Was browsing upcoming releases, saw this. yeah I've had this beautiful piece of art on my watchlist since April with bated breath. Gonna play this on day 1 if I can.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 02:56 |
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In the mess is too self aware
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 03:53 |
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First store screenshot of this upcoming game. http://store.steampowered.com/app/500670/TormentorPunisher/
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 09:36 |
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In before 'no ring'.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:10 |
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Palpek posted:In before 'no ring'.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:24 |
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I'm pretty sure some of those sprites are just edited Hotline Miami sprites lmao
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:43 |
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I hope he genuinely doesn't know.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:58 |
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Fruits of the sea posted:On that note, all of the Touhou games qualify as terrible SHMUP anime poo poo. They are also insanely difficult and watching a good player navigate them is actually pretty incredible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdoF0iayjvs that guy got hit so he can't be called a good player, hth
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 13:57 |
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Literally using violence to remove women's clothes.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 20:20 |
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Lunethex posted:
Goatse isn't the old welcome friend for the rest of the Internet like it is for SA.
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 15:42 |