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il_cornuto posted:It's not a good week for genitals Solice Kirsk posted:Well, guess I'm officially old...what's skunk? Edit for new page.
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Huh, guess I could have just clicked on the link. Must be pretty loving good to get to the cut your own dick off and stab your mom level of hosed up. I thought that was reserved for the super heavy drugs like PCP and whiskey.
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il_cornuto posted:Extra strong cannabis, basically. The terms been around a while but maybe it's a UK thing? I guess skunk means different things because here locally it's really bad weed
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Solice Kirsk posted:Huh, guess I could have just clicked on the link. Must be pretty loving good to get to the cut your own dick off and stab your mom level of hosed up. I thought that was reserved for the super heavy drugs like PCP and whiskey. The weed was almost definitely not the only factor here
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it's a lot easier to say "my son cut his own dick off and stabbed his mother because he was on a drug that makes you cut your own dick off and stab your mother" than it is to say "my son is the kind of person who takes a load of drugs, cuts his own dick off, and stabs his mother"
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Crumbletron posted:I guess skunk means different things because here locally it's really bad weed It can mean really bad beer too
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il_cornuto posted:Extra strong cannabis, basically. The terms been around a while but maybe it's a UK thing? I'm guessing it's not weed since the father wants it "classified." This says to me that it's a research chemical. Maybe a synthetic cannabinoid? Edit I stand corrected. It's literally what you said in this case. ZombieLenin has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Jun 3, 2017 |
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ZombieLenin posted:I'm guessing it's not weed since the father wants it "classified." This says to me that it's a research chemical. Maybe a synthetic cannabinoid? I think the UK uses drug classifications for every drug ever (including recreational drugs) to determine legality.
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https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/870813423495512064 Why does the NYPD have a beehive?
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zedprime posted:https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/870813423495512064 For occasions like this, apparently.
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zedprime posted:Why does the NYPD have a beehive? Honey is healthy and useful for treating wounds?
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zedprime posted:https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/870813423495512064 "You have the right to bee silent!"
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Solice Kirsk posted:"You have the right to bee silent!" Oh beehive.
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zedprime posted:https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/870813423495512064 Not just a beehive, but a bee wrangler! quote:The NYPD's bee wrangler was seen around 3:20 p.m. working to corral the insects. Meanwhile, cops cordoned off 47th Street between Madison and Fifth Avenue. Most cities have to make due with a volunteer bee keeper. NY has a bee wrangler. Does he have teeny tiny lasso? 
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Facebook Aunt posted:Not just a beehive, but a bee wrangler! Beehive in the Bronx sounds like a family buddy cop movie whose plot is basically this. A bee wrangler, with a tiny lasso, and his partner is also a bee.
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Retired NYPD Beekeeper Says "Bullying" Made Him Leave the Force http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Retired-NYPD-Bee-Keeper-Anthony-Planakis-Bullying-300727871.html quote:The NYPD’s resident beekeeper for the last 20 years says it was jealousy and bullying that made him leave the force last October. Bee policing is serious business.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Not just a beehive, but a bee wrangler! SpacePig posted:Beehive in the Bronx sounds like a family buddy cop movie whose plot is basically this. A bee wrangler, with a tiny lasso, and his partner is also a bee. Could be quite the movie, especially with this guy, who was the Bee Wrangler Himself until his retirement. It looks like he's still on call by NYPD for such stuff.  "He vacuumed up a swarm of 15,000 bees from the playground fence near the corner of McGraw and Virginia Avenues at around 9:30 a.m. — and relocated them to a new hive in Newtown, Connecticut later in the day. “I go into my zen mode,” said Planakis, who wore just a tank top as he sucked the swarm away from the Bronx playground. “I control my breathing, my heart rate, I am in complete control.” He reported that no one was injured during the removal."
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That's a Disney movie that writes itself. That bee guy needs to sell his movie rights. Get The Rock to star and you've got liquid honey Hollywood gold.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Retired NYPD Beekeeper Says "Bullying" Made Him Leave the Force This might be the strangest thing I've ever read. A bee cop, which I did not know was a thing until today, gets accused of stealing bees from the police, which is an insane sentence to say, and then gives the perfectly reasonable and acceptable excuse of "Introducing those bees to my hives could devastate those hives", and quits because everyone is all of the police supervisors are jealous of his bees. This... This needs to be a movie.
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Apparently NYPD has two new official bee wranglers. http://nypost.com/2015/07/27/meet-the-nypds-new-beekeepers/ It's looking more like old guy / young guy rivalry docu-dramedy already. Starring The Rock, Keanu Reeves, and Cheech Marin One of them has a Twitter too. https://twitter.com/NYPDBees
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And he's nicknamed Tony Bees. I love this city.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Apparently NYPD has two new official bee wranglers. Come on, @NYBeeD was right there
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Apparently NYPD has two new official bee wranglers. How the gently caress is that account verified?! 
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Bobby Digital posted:Come on, @NYBeeD was right there Ehh, it's close enough to NYPD Blues that is still works.
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zedprime posted:https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/870813423495512064 you'll see the next time there's a riot
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SpacePig posted:Beehive in the Bronx sounds like a family buddy cop movie whose plot is basically this. A bee wrangler, with a tiny lasso, and his partner is also a bee. Bee Movie 2.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Bee Movie 2. The Bees Take Manhattan
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Bee Movie 2. Oh gently caress I can see studio exec actually trying to do this.
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"It looks much closer if you look in the photo, but it was really far away. Well, not really far, far away, but it was far away from us." http://www.timescolonist.com/man-who-mowed-lawn-with-tornado-behind-him-says-he-was-keeping-an-eye-on-it-1.20394290
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DavidAlltheTime posted:"It looks much closer if you look in the photo, but it was really far away. Well, not really far, far away, but it was far away from us." Canadians are not tornado smart.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:They wish. Would be a huge improvement over Maduro for sure.
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Bear breaks into home, plays piano http://www.fox29.com/news/258585949-story
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DavidAlltheTime posted:"It looks much closer if you look in the photo, but it was really far away. Well, not really far, far away, but it was far away from us." quote:Both said tornadoes are not common in South Africa, but Theunis said he watched a TV program about storm chasers, so he's familiar with them.
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Augusta City Center closes after angry man unleashes 100 live bedbugs A man upset that he didn't qualify for General Assistance reportedly slammed a cup of 100 or so bugs on a counter, prompting City Hall's closure and pest control measures. "The man had been to City Center previously Friday, apparently to complain to the code enforcement office about his former apartment on Court Street. Bridgeo said the man apparently showed the cup of bedbugs to a manager at his new apartment building on Water Street and the manager told him he couldn’t live there, and he had to leave. That’s when the man returned to City Center to seek assistance." http://www.centralmaine.com/2017/06/02/augusta-city-center-closes-after-angry-man-unleashes-100-bedbugs/
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/871010358051323905 Yeah, that video is so so good.
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