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The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

bewbies posted:

james lankford, senator from oklahoma, has had exactly 2 jobs. 1) church guy, 2) politician

He's never been paid for having a voice way too deep for his appearance?

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metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

Lankford: If he was obstructing justice, why didn't all of his buddies pressure you too?

_aaron
Jul 24, 2007
The underscore is silent.

Pellisworth posted:

don't worry the obstruction of justice was just a "light touch"

He only obstructed justice one time, so no big deal.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

"It is called 'Piss Tape.' I hope you relish it as much as I!"

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"Multiple 140 word public expressions"

Look at this loving wordsmith over here

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

"is there any question that the president doesn't like the russia investigation? he has tweeted that to the world, repeatedly, right?"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Lol, he is not happy where Comey went with that answer

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

metavisual posted:

Lankford: If he was obstructing justice, why didn't all of his buddies pressure you too?

i think lankford was trying to discredit the reports he asked the heads of the CIA and NSA to block comey (which they ignored, which is why they never contacted him)

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Lankford going after FAKE NEWS

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

The Lord of Hats posted:

He's never been paid for having a voice way too deep for his appearance?

he does have an amazing voice

not as good as the last guy but still

he should rock a beard too

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

scuz posted:

WHO WILL RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME PRIEST
Yes basically but this Henry II really let himself go. Waiting for this version "lion in winter" scene were he loving kill all his sons and daughters.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
B-b-but...

EMAAAAAAAILS!!!!:qq:

Robzilla
Jul 28, 2003

READ IT AND WEEP JEWBOY!
Fun Shoe
Lankford should be thumped in the head with a bible.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

this thing really makes loretta lynch look bad, it's fair to say she could be a singular explanation for clinton's loss

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Toplowtech posted:

Yes basically but this Henry II really let himself go. Waiting for this version "lion in winter" scene were he loving kill all his sons and daughters.

Well all of Henry's sons were loving idiots too so that at least matches

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Senator Lankord looks like he is camera ready for his cameo appearance as a commander on Handmaid's Tale

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Josh Lyman posted:

Is it just my monitor or is Comey's shirt off-white, like an ivory? Very shiny too.

It's probably a mercerised sateen shirt. They are really soft and comfortable and better quality ones have a shine to them. Dark colours almost look like they have depth.

Since Comey's a super tall guy, he almost certainly has all his clothes custom made so he's just choosing good materials.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Time for the ideological purity folks to come in and poo poo on Manchin

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
"Mr. Comey, does COAL arouse you? NO?! You make me SICK, sir!!!"

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
How many of those questions were about the piss tape?

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/872842758825930754

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
wait there are democrats in West Virginia?! :stare:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

No Butt Stuff posted:

Time for the ideological purity folks to come in and poo poo on Manchin

One can approve of one thing Manchin does and poo poo on another.:ssh:

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
VERY TROUBLING

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/872844432105758720

Robzilla
Jul 28, 2003

READ IT AND WEEP JEWBOY!
Fun Shoe
Sen. Manchin: We have many questions, uhhh Boxers or briefs?

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

Is this going to be Trump's I am not a crook moment?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Majorian posted:

One can approve of one thing Manchin does and poo poo on another.:ssh:

then perhaps that's not what i'm talking about

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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DarkCrawler posted:

wait there are democrats in West Virginia?! :stare:

Democrats of the John Breckinridge school.:v:

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Why are they even bothering? You know it'll get blown up and contradicted by a Trump tweet.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

lol Paul Ryan is starting his weekly press conference.

Just gonna be him performing Pagliacci to an empty room.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED


Petri always delivers.


"I welcome this kind of examination because the American people have a right to know if their President is a crook. Well, as his lawyer, he's not a crook."

Blindeye
Sep 22, 2006

I can't believe I kissed you!

DarkCrawler posted:

wait there are democrats in West Virginia?! :stare:

He is a pro-gun, conservative Democrat and arguably the last Blue Dog.

Naturally, goon consensus is to purge him and run a progressive in WV even if it means a Republican will win.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"Mr. Comey's testimony fully and completely vindicates President Trump. *takes off pants and pulls them on his head* NOW I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE BOO-BOO PARADE!!!!"

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

DarkCrawler posted:

Well all of Henry's sons were loving idiots too so that at least matches
The death of Lion's heart was hilariously stupid, but honestly trumps are more in the lackland mold.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I like the undercurrent of 'And never forget you stupid fucks Russia is after our democracy and we'd better loving deal with them!'

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Trump is gonna look shady as gently caress if tapes don't come out.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Fart City posted:

lol Paul Ryan is starting his weekly press conference.

Just gonna be him performing Pagliacci to an empty room.

And now I can't unsee him as the tragic clown.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Comey just went "release those tapes, you punk rear end bitch"

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

DarkCrawler posted:

Well all of Henry's sons were loving idiots too so that at least matches

Richard gets a worse rap than he deserves as king IMO, but he certainly was a lousy son.

I have no idea if Geoffrey was as much of a scary sociopath as portrayed in "The Lion in Winter," but if he were, I'd like him too.:keke:

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