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A knife is like a cast iron pot. You don't clean it because you want to build up that patina.
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No its not you retards
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Jun 13, 2017 17:48
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Just put it in the dishwasher! Point down in the silverware basket, for safety.
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Jun 13, 2017 17:57
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Yeah, don't put it in the dishwasher, you need to clean it with care. Treat your blades with respect and don't skip out on some proper chiburi, you baka gaijins!
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Jun 13, 2017 18:01
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That's why I do all of my cooking with a crysknife, made from the tooth of Shai-Hulud. Unfortunately this means I have to keep the knife within my body's magnetic field at all times and it must taste blood before I can resheath it. Very inconvenient when cutting vegetables.
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Jun 13, 2017 18:06
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I clean my machete in the blood of my victims
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Jun 13, 2017 18:16
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Baron von Eevl posted:That's why I do all of my cooking with a crysknife, made from the tooth of Shai-Hulud. Unfortunately this means I have to keep the knife within my body's magnetic field at all times and it must taste blood before I can resheath it. Very inconvenient when cutting vegetables. Just make sure you keep your kitchen stocked with blood oranges and you're good to go. Man, we should make a whole line of Dune-themed kitchen supplies. Sh'am-wow! It's name is a cleaning word!
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Jun 13, 2017 18:33
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Baron von Eevl posted:That's why I do all of my cooking with a crysknife, made from the tooth of Shai-Hulud. Unfortunately this means I have to keep the knife within my body's magnetic field at all times and it must taste blood before I can resheath it. Very inconvenient when cutting vegetables. So you're that rear end in a top hat. I'm gonna need that back someday you know.
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Jun 13, 2017 18:44
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I always just use a spoon to dig out the avocado pit, seems to work just fine and a much lower chance of stabbing myself.
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Jun 13, 2017 18:52
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lifehack: to avoid embarrassing avocado pit related injuries, buy lovely premade guac like a loving animal
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Jun 13, 2017 18:57
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Slime posted:lifehack: to avoid embarrassing avocado pit related injuries, buy lovely premade guac like a loving animal juicero for gauc
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Jun 13, 2017 19:01
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Why not just sit the drat thing on the counter when you're stabbing it 
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Jun 13, 2017 19:01
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Eyy fam, tired of stabbing yourself in the hand when chopping up your 'cados? Try this one pro adulting lifehack: Use a goddamn cutting board, idiot.
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Jun 13, 2017 19:04
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Bombadilillo posted:I don't know why the gently caress you would stab it. Just want people to be aware, avocado pits can turn into ghosts that look normal. The chop it with a knife and twist "life hack" is really dangerous. lmao no it's not, you give the pit a soft thwack with the knife and it goes right in. You don't swing the knife like you're hammering a post or something.  This guy wouldn't cut his hand even if there wasn't an avocado in it. Definitely don't stab it though.
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Jun 13, 2017 19:09
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Still though, he should set the avocado on the goddam counter before the chop. Soft as his chop may be, there are idiots in the viewing audience.
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Jun 13, 2017 19:25
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scarface school play https://streamable.com/vgknv
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Jun 13, 2017 19:26
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Lime Tonics posted:scarface school play that's cool
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Jun 13, 2017 19:40
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Jun 13, 2017 19:41
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MacheteZombie posted:juicero for gauc Do it on the cheap: put the avocado in a ziplock baggie, then squeeze it in between your butt cheeks. Bonus: Buns of Steel!
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Jun 13, 2017 19:46
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Lime Tonics posted:scarface school play Bugsy Malone remake looking off the loving hook.
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Jun 13, 2017 20:29
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Jun 13, 2017 20:36
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Guy Goodbody posted:How is that funny or strange? Sorry to hear about your Iron Anemia
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Jun 13, 2017 20:37
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Dreddout posted:Sorry to hear about your Iron Anemia drat, I'm real glad we waited ten pages for this joke.
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Jun 13, 2017 20:40
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Shai-Hulud posted:So you're that rear end in a top hat. I laughed out loud at this.
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Jun 13, 2017 20:47
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Hyuck me up inside.
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Jun 13, 2017 21:05
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HYUCK ME UP INSIDE CAN'T HYUCK UP SAVE ME FROM THE GOOFBALL I'VE BECOME
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Jun 13, 2017 21:14
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Slime posted:lifehack: to avoid embarrassing avocado pit related injuries, buy lovely premade guac like a loving animal I once bought some guacamole that tasted absolutely foul. We checked the packaging and it turned out to be only about 4% avocado. Which is just silly.
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Jun 13, 2017 21:17
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just get some ceramic knoaives https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k
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Jun 13, 2017 21:35
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I just cut everything with my razor thin peen, thanks for asking
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Jun 13, 2017 21:56
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Dreddout posted:HYUCK ME UP INSIDE Oh god I can hear it in my head.
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Jun 13, 2017 22:01
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VanSandman posted:Oh god I can hear it in my head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
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Jun 13, 2017 22:02
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nerdz posted:just get some ceramic knoaives I want these knives
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Jun 13, 2017 22:03
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Master Twig posted:A knife is like a cast iron pot. You don't clean it because you want to build up that patina. A knife is a living creature. The rust and blood on it provide sustenance and should never be cleaned. Also the knife should be stored in your eye cavity.
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Jun 13, 2017 22:04
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oldpainless posted:I want these knives Me too. The black mirror finish shows the quality of the craftsmen making of the knife. And I wanna hear the song of the apple.
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Jun 13, 2017 22:26
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Please listen to this one after: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVEQwEjOMVw
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Jun 13, 2017 22:32
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:A knife is a living creature. The rust and blood on it provide sustenance and should never be cleaned. Also the knife should be stored in your
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Jun 13, 2017 22:34
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These knives!
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nerdz posted:just get some ceramic knoaives As a bonus, you can easily shrad onion pallets, for birdening!
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