MLB N/V June: Awaiting the Next Beefy Lad

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

so MLB gave Puig a one game suspension for that sweet double bird action :lol:

# ? Jun 14, 2017 23:27

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Kalenn Istarion: Nov 2, 2012; Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

Gobias Ind. posted:

At least they've got Ryan Goins!

Goins could totally play LF

# ? Jun 14, 2017 23:38

Hand Knit: Oct 24, 2005; Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
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Kalenn Istarion posted:

Goins could totally play LF

The season's not over until both Goins and Barney are in the OF at the same time.

# ? Jun 14, 2017 23:44

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

MrMidnight posted:

Cool. I hope you break your losing streak tonight.

Don't hold your breath, though you might see the line drive that takes my head off.

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# ? Jun 15, 2017 00:08

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

anthony rizzo has never not hit a home run as the leadoff man

# ? Jun 15, 2017 00:12

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

bawfuls posted:

so MLB gave Puig a one game suspension for that sweet double bird action

Tyler Collins was never suspended for flipping off Comerica. Weird.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 00:25

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

remember when todd hundley got heckled so viciously that he flipped off cubs fans at wrigley after hitting a home run

quote:

Todd Hundley came up with a novel way earlier this season to deal with the boos at Wrigley Field. In an effort not to take the jeering personally, he pretended he was in New York.

Hundley tried a different method Wednesday after he homered in the sixth inning against Cincinnati.

As Hundley jogged toward first, cameras caught him flipping his middle finger in the direction of the Reds dugout. Hundley, though, apparently had no animosity for the Reds. He said after Thursday's game the gesture had been directed at hecklers over Cincinnati's dugout.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 00:36

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Rand alPaul posted:

Tyler Collins was never suspended for flipping off Comerica. Weird.

Precedent has been set: one-finger birds fired at fans are ok. Double-birds at opposing teams are ok. But the dreaded double-bird fired at fans is NOT OK.

Let it be known.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 00:39

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

Kalenn Istarion posted:

Goins could totally play LF

Hes so versatile at all the ways he can be below average.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 00:46

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

bawfuls posted:

so MLB gave Puig a one game suspension for that sweet double bird action

Wouldn't want to make an offensive gesture at dans wearing a racist hat!

# ? Jun 15, 2017 00:47

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Hand Knit posted:

Left field for this team is a shambles.

Brother... I know that feeling

# ? Jun 15, 2017 01:12

ihatepants: Nov 5, 2011; Let the burning of pants commence. These things drive me nuts.

Anyone else watching The Dugout show on MLB's twitter? Pretty interesting so far. Discussion of baseball with live look-ins kind of like NFL Redzone.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 01:32

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N: The Astros drafted Trei Cruz in the 35th round.

V: You may have heard of his grandfather and father, Jose and Jose, Jr.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 03:11

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Inspector_666 posted:

Upper-90s FB, sadly.

Gods dammit.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 03:51

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

I really like the Red Sox starting outfielders, a lot.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 03:53

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

gently caress trading Derek Fisher

Keep him at LF long term, gently caress off forever Aoki

# ? Jun 15, 2017 04:06

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

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N: The Astros drafted Trei Cruz in the 35th round.

V: You may have heard of his grandfather and father, Jose and Jose, Jr.

Maybe they'll unceremoniously fire him after two decades with the team too

# ? Jun 15, 2017 04:11

UZR IS BULLSHIT: Jan 25, 2004

The Nats drafted Dusty Baker's kid.

The one who almost got run over at home plate in the 2002 World Series.

:corsair:

# ? Jun 15, 2017 04:12

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Andrew Miller before the Dodgers: 31.1 IP, 0 HR, 1 ER, 0.29 ERA, 0.88 FIP
Andrew Miller after the Dodgers: 33.2 IP, 2 HR, 6 ER, 1.60 ERA, 1.87 FIP

# ? Jun 15, 2017 04:15

Mr. Fix It: Oct 26, 2000; 💀ayyy💀

Kalenn Istarion posted:

Boeing Center - Where Baseballs Take Flight

Boeing Field - The Baseball One

# ? Jun 15, 2017 04:15

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

bawfuls posted:

Andrew Miller before the Dodgers: 31.1 IP, 0 HR, 1 ER, 0.29 ERA, 0.88 FIP
Andrew Miller after the Dodgers: 33.2 IP, 2 HR, 6 ER, 1.60 ERA, 1.87 FIP

Yeah what's up with that

# ? Jun 15, 2017 04:45

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Whoa the 0.29 ERA was due for regression no way

:thunk:

# ? Jun 15, 2017 04:56

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Spoeank posted:

Whoa the 0.29 ERA was due for regression no way

I mean, it's Miller so maybe it wasn't?

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:04

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

bawfuls posted:

Andrew Miller before the Dodgers: 31.1 IP, 0 HR, 1 ER, 0.29 ERA, 0.88 FIP
Andrew Miller after the Dodgers: 33.2 IP, 2 HR, 6 ER, 1.60 ERA, 1.87 FIP

Whoa he had one bad game? I guess 1 solo HR in 1.2IP is a bad game for him too, so make that two bad games.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:05

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

I was looking up to see if Greg Maddux actually had the most Madduxes and I learned that in 2006 at 40 years old he got traded to the Dodgers at the deadline, and then in August he pitches eight shutout innings on 68 pitches

and gets pulled for the loving closer

execute that manager

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:31

UZR IS BULLSHIT: Jan 25, 2004

Pretty sure that was Grady Little, so ya know...PTSD

# ? Jun 15, 2017 05:42

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

2 dingers and 5 runs in 2.1 innings off of one of the best relievers in the game is Good Hitting sorry not sorry

# ? Jun 15, 2017 06:57

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Gonna put that 2.1 innings of good hitting right next to those NL West Champ titles

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:02

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Spoeank posted:

Gonna put that 2.1 innings of good hitting right next to those NL West Champ titles

Whatever you gotta do to feel better about 15.5 back in mid June. Literally worse than the tanking Padres.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Actually its the rings that help me feel good.

Thats what they give world champions fyi. maybe you can go down to the library to find microfiche of the dodgers' rings

Or tweet at fox more lmao

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:22

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Kirios posted:

gently caress trading Derek Fisher

Keep him at LF long term, gently caress off forever Aoki

Glad they found a way to keep him out of the Giles trade

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:30

Beller: Apr 9, 2009

The best part of the Giants being complete dog poo poo is that their farm is also terrible so they are going to be bad for a while.

Beller fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jun 15, 2017

# ? Jun 15, 2017 07:41

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Hand Knit posted:

Zeke Carrera has a broken foot, so next on the Jays' depth chart for left field is Dwight Smith, Jr.

Steve Pearce is up to Buffalo for rehab.

Left field for this team is a shambles.

I loved Dwight Smith, Sr. He got robbed of the NL ROTY in '89 by Jerome Walton.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 12:59

beejay: Apr 7, 2002

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

The Nats drafted Dusty Baker's kid.

The one who almost got run over at home plate in the 2002 World Series.

Oh man. Yep feelin old.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 14:45

The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/new..._medium=twitter

the possibilities are endless

# ? Jun 15, 2017 15:10

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Spoeank posted:

Whoa the 0.29 ERA was due for regression no way

Why is a Giants poster salty a couple days after their video game super team won the NBA title? Priced out of seats by google bros?

# ? Jun 15, 2017 15:22

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

The Berzerker posted:

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/new..._medium=twitter

the possibilities are endless

The NBA did this but it was doomed to lameness when Mario Chalmers' jersey read "Rio" rather than "Super Nintendo".

# ? Jun 15, 2017 15:30

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Der Meister posted:

Why is a Giants poster salty a couple days after their video game super team won the NBA title? Priced out of seats by google bros?

*whispers so Google Cops can't find me*

I'm not a warriors fans and they can all die in a fire

# ? Jun 15, 2017 15:54

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

# ? Jun 15, 2017 16:16

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tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

The Berzerker posted:

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/new..._medium=twitter

the possibilities are endless

I need a Beefy Lad shirsey. Don't let me down, Schwarber.

I'm sure the Yankees won't participate but it would be funny if both Didi and Castro wore Jeter jerseys since both of them once had GMs (Towers and Hendry) compare them to The Captain.

# ? Jun 15, 2017 17:00

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