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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
hell :same:

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

JosefStalinator posted:



rofl somehow King Gobias is already leader of the satan club

WHICH OF HIS CHILDREN WILL BE CONSUMED TO PROLONG HIS LIFE?

bump_fn
TwoStepBoog
Nation of Thizzlam
ThirdWorldReggin
Legoman

Hel yeah :cool:
e:

Homeless Friend posted:

Shoulda drunk the piss gobias

yeah :( I think I had an entertaining run.

GobiasIndustries has issued a correction as of 09:38 on Jun 22, 2017

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

Hel yeah :cool:
e:


yeah :( I think I had an entertaining run.

im glad you read the thread, you had a good run and i wanted to make sure you saw it!

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

GobiasIndustries posted:

Hel yeah :cool:
e:


yeah :( I think I had an entertaining run.
You didn't get a chance to eat me, which probably would have made me more useful than what happened

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011




lmao

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

This is a cool thread. Can you make the Pope a secret Satanist or is that not an option?

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Relevant Tangent posted:

This is a cool thread. Can you make the Pope a secret Satanist or is that not an option?

you could posses the pope, but until catharism becomes the majority catholic faith (which makes it the "mainstream" with catholicism the heresy), we can't control the pope

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Xand_Man posted:

In Norse mythology Hel is both the place and the lady in charge of it.

:quagmire:

Hel :yeah:

Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 14:04 on Jun 22, 2017

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
pls dont buy ck2 dlc except when its 75%-90% off

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
so buy it in 3 hours, got it

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/203770/Crusader_Kings_II/

75% off. still $100+ if you want all the dlc :11tea:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
the dlc is only 50%-off. no sale!!!!!!!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i wanna be in this

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

That DICK! posted:

i wanna be in this

no

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

but i get really antsy when i feel like i'm being left out

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

That DICK! posted:

but i get really antsy when i feel like i'm being left out

ok fine ill let you in cause im a nice guy(tm)

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

thanks

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
make that dick seduce a horse

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

JosefStalinator posted:

ok fine ill let you in cause im a nice guy(tm)

*That Dick is eaten by current King*

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


I want in but lol at wanting someone to have a lot of heirs in CK2

Is ninja daughters still a viable strat

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Xand_Man posted:

I want in but lol at wanting someone to have a lot of heirs in CK2

Is ninja daughters still a viable strat

i marry all our daughters matrillineally to spread the baloogan dynasty

also because matrilineal marriages are empowering and progressive

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
the sun is down

its time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

(someone edit this to a horse)

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

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Grimey Drawer
lol

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
oh for fucks sake theres dozenz of these things goddamn it

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer


alright here's our kingdom right now



our king is King bump_fn, King of Norway, first of his name. He's new so he's having trouble keeping things secure

our nobles are also mad about adopting feminism, and we have regular counter-revolutionary revolts



I havne't really explained this yet, but we are technically an agnatic elective gavelkind monarchy. That means that all titles are split among direct male heirs, however, the primary title (king of norway) is elected from among our biggest vassals. We get one vote too. Right now they prefer Peckerwood Milkdrinkerson Baloogan. He's mildrinker baloogan's son, and one of peckerwood I's grandkids.

Also we are still agnatic in succession, which means women have no say in inheritance. it takes a bit for me to change to fully adopt feminism, and counter revolutionaries are determined to stop that

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

worry about getting off gavelkind before you worry about cognatic. Gavelkind is for the uncivilized

ps I'm really hoping for a new glitterhoof soon

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
we no longer owe allegiance to hell

we owe allegiance to LUCIFER



but we are one of like 150 characters holy poo poo

lucifer gets followers from all christians/muslims/jews, so it's a much bigger pool

and their influence is 58%, compared to 12% when we followed hell

which means our spells have a greater effect :getin:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

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Grimey Drawer

the paradigm shift posted:

worry about getting off gavelkind before you worry about cognatic. Gavelkind is for the uncivilized

ps I'm really hoping for a new glitterhoof soon

thats a long way away sadly

until then MAXIMUM CHAOS

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

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Grimey Drawer
holy poo poo dude




:black101:

King bump_fn just got 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 levels of street cred with death/nite crew

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
hahahaha he did this because daykrew invited him drinking and carousing

and i got an event afterwards that i forgot to screencap saying "oh well, i guess the carousing is over"

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
da(eth)ycrew

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

JosefStalinator posted:

holy poo poo dude




:black101:

King bump_fn just got 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 levels of street cred with death/nite crew

yessss :unsmigghh:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer




purge time bitches

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

murdering Catholics is a great past time in ck2 and you never run out

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

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Grimey Drawer
lol



apparently everyone knows the king's a cannibal

but apparently it's just a -10 modifier

being a satanist or a kinslayer is worse

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

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Grimey Drawer


a taste...?

:fork:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

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Grimey Drawer


hrm... close, game, close



better

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Jeb!: Mom just told me I'm her favorite son!
Sofia of Bjorgvin: Favorite?....hahah... no...

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