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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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# ? Jun 22, 2017 06:29

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:48

Xen Tricks: Nov 4, 2010

Yargh posted:

No, Pabst and V8 would be an improvement. And y'all are correct, this makes 4 cups, maximum. So you better have lots of bread and nausea to fill you.
In true form, the lighting is bad, and the photos do nothing to help envision what this experience was actually like. ()

Step one: put it all out on the kitchen island.

"Where is the garlic? And sugar?" Ah, gently caress. Drove out once more, picked up sugar (never use it, otherwise), dug out a rogue bulb from the pantry.

Step two: put it all in whatever pot you have, like a animal u piece of poo poo.

Looks like: vomit
Sounds: soupy
Smells like: pizza-flavored Pringles (??), cream, and hops

"finely-chopped" cucumber is not fine enough. I misunderstood "finely-chopped". Because I drank the five pale ales that didn't go into this. I remedied it with a quick run through the blender, aiming to not blend the liquid. It worked fine.

Step three: add the cucumber back to the liquid. Chill for like, I dunno, 20min. Plop in your finest bachelorette porcelain kitty bowls with grandma's hand-me-down silverware.

Looks like: soupy vomit
Sounds like: slosh slosh
Smells like: tzatziki sauce, and smoky paprika (heeell yeah)

So, the good: cheap, fast, smells awesome, doesn't look too hideous
The bad: GURL. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED EFFERVESCENT, BITTER, CHUNKY TZATZIKI? This soup is for you, then! If not, I'd say pass. The ale is unnecessary, but if you cut it out, you're just eating gyro/kebab sauce. I wouldn't judge you for doing so, though.

Quoted for new page also that ended up dramatically better sounding than the recipe looked but that's really not saying anything

# ? Jun 22, 2017 06:39

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

I have never wanted effervescent, bitter, chunky tzaziki...but I never knew I didn't want it specifically until now.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 07:39

Hippie Hedgehog: Feb 19, 2007; Ever cuddled a hedgehog?

Yargh posted:

Smells like: pizza-flavored Pringles (??), cream, and hops

Probably Pringles use a shitload of malt extract in their seasoning, which would explain the similarity with beer soup.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 11:29

Stink Terios: Oct 17, 2012

Today in brazilian pizza crimes:

Pa�oca (uh, peanut butter but dry and crumbly?) Pizza.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 19:21

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:09

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

RareAcumen posted:

Took me a second.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:13

Bubblyblubber: Nov 17, 2014

Stink Terios posted:

Today in brazilian pizza crimes:

Paçoca (uh, peanut butter but dry and crumbly?) Pizza.

Oh get hosed, paçoquinha pizza sounds awesome

# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:21

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

Stink Terios posted:

Today in brazilian pizza crimes:

Pa�oca (uh, peanut butter but dry and crumbly?) Pizza.

It seriously looks like someone :gizz:

all over that pizza.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 20:27

Elizabethan Error: May 18, 2006

RareAcumen posted:

goatse edits just get weirder and weirder..

# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:45

Stink Terios: Oct 17, 2012

Bubblyblubber posted:

Oh get hosed, paçoquinha pizza sounds awesome

Oh, sure. However:

Yawgmoth posted:

It seriously looks like someone all over that pizza.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:52

PubicMice: Feb 14, 2012; looking for information on posts

Yargh posted:

No, Pabst and V8 would be an improvement. And y'all are correct, this makes 4 cups, maximum. So you better have lots of bread and nausea to fill you.
In true form, the lighting is bad, and the photos do nothing to help envision what this experience was actually like. ()

Step one: put it all out on the kitchen island.

"Where is the garlic? And sugar?" Ah, gently caress. Drove out once more, picked up sugar (never use it, otherwise), dug out a rogue bulb from the pantry.

Step two: put it all in whatever pot you have, like a animal u piece of poo poo.

Looks like: vomit
Sounds: soupy
Smells like: pizza-flavored Pringles (??), cream, and hops

"finely-chopped" cucumber is not fine enough. I misunderstood "finely-chopped". Because I drank the five pale ales that didn't go into this. I remedied it with a quick run through the blender, aiming to not blend the liquid. It worked fine.

Step three: add the cucumber back to the liquid. Chill for like, I dunno, 20min. Plop in your finest bachelorette porcelain kitty bowls with grandma's hand-me-down silverware.

Looks like: soupy vomit
Sounds like: slosh slosh
Smells like: tzatziki sauce, and smoky paprika (heeell yeah)

So, the good: cheap, fast, smells awesome, doesn't look too hideous
The bad: GURL. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED EFFERVESCENT, BITTER, CHUNKY TZATZIKI? This soup is for you, then! If not, I'd say pass. The ale is unnecessary, but if you cut it out, you're just eating gyro/kebab sauce. I wouldn't judge you for doing so, though.

I would say that it might be better with lager instead of an IPA, but that would involve someone making this again, and I'm pretty sure the world can't handle that.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:02

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

PubicMice posted:

I would say that it might be better with lager instead of an IPA, but that would involve someone making this again, and I'm pretty sure the world can't handle that.

I have porter and cherry cider, which would work better

As for Brazilian pizza, everyone I've shown that video winds up yelling at the guy at least once. Usually at the mayo and then the paint scraper.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:42

genetic_knockout: May 8, 2007; Who's a good boy

PubicMice posted:

I would say that it might be better with lager instead of an IPA, but that would involve someone making this again, and I'm pretty sure the world can't handle that.

Agreed. I truly believe you might be both the first and last person in history to make that recipe

# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:11

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Some sandwiches to discuss.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:43

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

norway needs to get their loving act together

# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:47

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

You only got part of it

# ? Jun 23, 2017 04:58

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Would the majority of those tubemeats. The Chinese and Korean ones are gross as hell tho don't do those.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:00

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I would avoid onion sandwiches with meat garnish, personally.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:03

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Grand Fromage posted:

Would the majority of those tubemeats. The Chinese and Korean ones are gross as hell tho don't do those.

Hot dog bao is super good if you can get it hot and fresh.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 05:58

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Data Graham posted:

I would eat all of these. Except maybe the Georgia dog which looks really...soggy?

e: oh

# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:11

Ultimate Mango: Jan 18, 2005

That's just a wet sandwich

# ? Jun 23, 2017 06:17

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Remove the bun and it would be good. Soggy bread is horrific.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 07:08

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Away all Goats posted:

I would eat all of these. Except maybe the Georgia dog which looks really...soggy?

e: oh

Woulddddddddd

# ? Jun 23, 2017 10:14

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Picnic Princess posted:

Soggy bread is terrific.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 10:22

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

It just depends why it's soggy. If it's soggy cuz it's in soup then give me all of it.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 10:28

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush posted:

norway needs to get their loving act together

That image always annoys me because who on earth calls a lompe/lefse a tortilla :argh:

Norway still needs to get their loving act together though:

# ? Jun 23, 2017 10:52

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:08

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Your Computer posted:

That image always annoys me because who on earth calls a lompe/lefse a tortilla

Norway still needs to get their loving act together though:

Would

whiteyfats posted:

w-would...

# ? Jun 23, 2017 12:12

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

whiteyfats posted:

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# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:05

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Your Computer posted:

That image always annoys me because who on earth calls a lompe/lefse a tortilla

As someone who is of both Hispanic and Norwegian decent. :argh:

barely comes close.

But yeah, I'd try pretty much all of those.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 16:08

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Server slides a hotdog into her vagina before putting it back in bun and serving it. Security cam footage, not graphic, but holy poo poo what the gently caress.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 17:27

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Server slides a hotdog into her vagina before putting it back in bun and serving it. Security cam footage, not graphic, but holy poo poo what the gently caress.

Is this some new gag you pay for at a hipster restaurant?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 17:33

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

TotalLossBrain posted:

Is this some new gag you pay for at a hipster restaurant?

It's got probiotics to boost your gut flora!

# ? Jun 23, 2017 17:39

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Server slides a hotdog into her vagina before putting it back in bun and serving it. Security cam footage, not graphic, but holy poo poo what the gently caress.

Surely there are better ways to make pickled hot dogs.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 18:57

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

whiteyfats posted:

took me a minute since I never saw the original video

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Server slides a hotdog into her vagina before putting it back in bun and serving it. Security cam footage, not graphic, but holy poo poo what the gently caress.

HELP!

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:01

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Surely there are better ways to make pickled hot dogs.

Uh miss? I didn't order chili on this.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:10

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Uh miss? I didn't order chili on this.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:11

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Uh miss? I didn't order chili on this.

I specifically said no ketchup!

I wanted a yeast-less bun!

I've never seen relish this shade of green before..

# ? Jun 23, 2017 19:22

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:48

Elizabethan Error: May 18, 2006

Anti Food Porn: I wanted a yeast-less bun!

# ? Jun 23, 2017 20:59

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