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massecurr
Dec 15, 2012
Guild Wars 2

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I did a photomode-heavy playthrough of Horizon Zero Dawn. It's almost impossible not to take a single screenshot from this game that doesn't look hauntingly beautiful or picturesque so INCOMING IMAGE SPAM ALERT.








































The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Final Fantasy X is great, chocobo forced labor and all.



e-

Apparently there's a race of duck people in Spira..

The Ol Spicy Keychain fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jun 27, 2017

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord


Watch Dogs 2



Kinda hosed up the game reads your actual search history

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Saint Freak posted:



Watch Dogs 2



Kinda hosed up the game reads your actual search history

I like that what you pick when Marcus hacks his ID in the opening is what shows up when people read you in multiplayer. Mine says PROFESSION: PROTESTS HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTERS

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

corn in the bible posted:

I like that what you pick when Marcus hacks his ID in the opening is what shows up when people read you in multiplayer. Mine says PROFESSION: PROTESTS HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTERS

I want to say I picked like Amateur Stage Magician or something. I'll have to go back and look now.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I've been playing Yakuza 0 lately:











codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Palpek posted:

I've been playing Yakuza 0 lately:













that's gross, Palpek

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

weak wrists big dick posted:

God I wish this game wasn't so drat pretty, it just makes me want to play it

It's pretty if you use it to make screenshots. Here are some from playing the game. (Click for big)










Tell me if you want screenshots from my OpenOffice spreadsheets too, they are part of the game.

Parachute
May 18, 2003


aero fighters 2 (iirc)

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Shadow of Mordor

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
H I T M A N

When they tell you the party is formal attire.



I love these dumb ironic lines the writers put in for the targets.



Anticipation (1 in a series)



My name's 47. Welcome to Jackass!



Anticipation (2 in a series)



Pleasantly surprised to find out the guy's toupee is part of the disguise.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Started a new playthrough of The Witcher 3 and tooled around with Ansel a bit.




StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA



Battle Brothers' donkeys are ridiculously cute!

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Some people on Tower got problems



Some have like, bad problems



And some just...go too far. What a monster.





OK here's other random stuff



















A DOOM HOUSE??



This one just looked cool


Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Jul 14, 2017

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I want to visit the lagoon of wikihow cubes

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Pastry of the Year posted:

I want to visit the lagoon of wikihow cubes

Yeah when I saw those I was like...I hope this becomes this summer's hit new tower fashion trend. Wikihow cubes for everyone.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Wait, what's a Tiny Potion and why does it merit a ban? :confused:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Mordja posted:

Wait, what's a Tiny Potion and why does it merit a ban? :confused:

There are several potions in the game that change the size of your character. There's like..two that make you bigger, three that make you smaller, and one that makes you normal which...is pointless since you can just unequip them but whatever. Tiny potions are the smallest one, and are often used to break through boundary boxes. I'll try to explain.

If you have an area like...this?

_________ <ceiling
<empty space
_________ <some kind of floor, object, anything to stand on

If you can fit into that space while using a tiny potion, you can then unequip the potion, becoming normal sized, and quite probably break through that ceiling's boundary box and get "outside" where you are "supposed" to be. There was a recent change unfortunately that nerfs this a bit as if it thinks you don't have "enough space to be where you are" it will now suffocate you, which sucks. Anyway I guess some people don't want people poking around with tiny potions. Or just being a tiny person and flying around the house annoying people, which is always an option.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Light Gun Man posted:

There are several potions in the game that change the size of your character. There's like..two that make you bigger, three that make you smaller, and one that makes you normal which...is pointless since you can just unequip them but whatever. Tiny potions are the smallest one, and are often used to break through boundary boxes. I'll try to explain.

What do the ones that mother gives you do?

Dr Sun Try
May 23, 2009


Plaster Town Cop

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

What do the ones that mother gives you do?

nothing

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.
Dead Cells
Got lucky and had 2 cursed chests adjacent to each other.


Dead Space
Every time I come to this place I just HAVE to clean it up and make it look nice.



S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat
Was hunting with uncle yar when cousin controller payed us a visit. Pictured is cousin controller trying his best to get uncle yars attention.


Death Road To Canada
There is no reason to be a jerk in the zombie apocalypse :smith:


XCom 2
Pictured, average game of xcom.


The Witcher 1
It honestly had the best faces in the entire series.



The Forest
Corpse littering peoples houses in multiplayer never gets old.


Subnautica
If allowed to customize I have to make the ugliest thing imaginable.


Saints Row: The Third


Saints Row IV


Spintires
I have no idea how I got into that mess but I am going to assume alcohol was involved.


Duck Game
More people need to play duck game.


Cargo Commander
Really wish this got a sequel, more games need a dedicated gently caress you button.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Civilization V, you are a loving troll.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
s'more Witcher 3 just to confirm that it is a really goddamn pretty game.



corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!




Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Arms


Splatoon 2

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Darkest Dungeon featuring distressing food.





Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Jeesis posted:


XCom 2
Pictured, average game of xcom.



loving xcom

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014







dragon quest builders is incredibly good

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Foxhound posted:

loving xcom



The original XCOM was more fun, where you'd miss and then the bullet would fly off and hit your highest ranked dude in his back and kill him

the newer games, for all the improvements, really lost that sense of comical expendability of your guile haired soldiers

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Tiler Kiwi posted:

The original XCOM was more fun

Was also a lot easier to get people killed.



The casualty list from Jade Star's Open Xcom 1.0 release stream.

quote:

where you'd miss and then the bullet would fly off and hit your highest ranked dude in his back and kill him

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/48590833 from the same stream

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
My favorite Open Xcom story is someone exiting the skyranger, spotted by a sectoid with a blaster launcher roughly 5 feet away, and instantly blown up. But not only did they and several other soldiers explode during literally the first action on the map, the explosion caused every piece of equipment inside the skyranger to be destroyed. So an entire armory's worth of gear was vaporized because the RNG decided to spawn a sectoid with explosives at the start of the map.

New Xcom can't even compare to that cruelty.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

Internet Kraken posted:

My favorite Open Xcom story is someone exiting the skyranger, spotted by a sectoid with a blaster launcher roughly 5 feet away, and instantly blown up. But not only did they and several other soldiers explode during literally the first action on the map, the explosion caused every piece of equipment inside the skyranger to be destroyed. So an entire armory's worth of gear was vaporized because the RNG decided to spawn a sectoid with explosives at the start of the map.

New Xcom can't even compare to that cruelty.

Makes for much better stories and memories at least.


Also here's some The Witness











Cheap Shot
Aug 15, 2006

Help BIP learn gun?


Photo dump!

Dark Souls II


The Sims 3

Bill -n- Beebs

GTA V

Dat beak

Black Desert Online

Chandeliers are a very important part of the game

You can make regular looking people

Skyrim SE

Just really pretty

Archage

SS Kawaii Princess

Saints Row II co-op


FF 14 Beta

I accomplished all my goals after 3 days and never played again. This is the sum of my efforts

Cities Skylines

Im real bad at cities skylines :ohdear:

Cheap Shot fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jul 21, 2017

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Cheap Shot posted:

Cities Skylines

Im real bad at cities skylines :ohdear:

This reminds me of that scene from Good Omens where a demon moves the stakes for a highway being built so that it's built in the shape of a demonic rune that curses all who drive on it and causes delays.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

You know the kind of laugh where you just kinda look like this for a full minute



without actually moving or making a sound?

That's what that clip does to me every single time

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

I'm using Reshade to do some color correction but otherwise Far Cry 2 holds up really well today. Everywhere I look is screenshot worthy.,



nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
related: i've been playing crysis recently and messing with the console to get ultra extreme graphics options because "very high" has ugly level of detail popin. high res shawowmaps are cool. ultra+ was like unthinkable when this game came out and you can still push it far enough ten years later to be unplayable. lol.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Endless Space 2 is very pretty and probably has the slickest UI in any strategy game ever, still images can't really do it justice.


Star systems









Governing and diplomacy





Space battles






Space tits

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Why the gently caress does Armed & Delirious exist?

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