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 maybe as i get more and more  I appreciate an effort based "hi hungry, I'm dad" more and more.
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Jun 30, 2017 00:47
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PCOS Bill posted:I just keep my AR15 at my side Wuss
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Jun 30, 2017 00:52
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Who What Now posted:Wuss Knock on my door
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PCOS Bill posted:Knock on my door 
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Jun 30, 2017 01:04
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idgi
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PCOS Bill posted:idgi even radder bill.
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PCOS Bill posted:idgi you suck
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Jun 30, 2017 01:09
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...a man's penis in a school parking lot
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Jun 30, 2017 01:09
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Grandpa rules.
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syscall girl posted:...a man's penis in a school parking lot and it's not even hard
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:and it's not even hard 
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whiteyfats posted:Grandpa rules. Seriously. I know everyone talks about 'dad jokes,' but grandpa jokes are next-level. And also apparently timeless and often about quarters. How is it they all have these jokes? Secret society of funny grandpas. Only explanation!
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I.C. posted:Seriously. I know everyone talks about 'dad jokes,' but grandpa jokes are next-level. And also apparently timeless and often about quarters. How is it they all have these jokes? Secret society of funny grandpas. Only explanation! I have a theory that dad jokes are when you decide to use jokes not to make people like you. But to attack people. If I make my kids groan I have done my job. If my wife holds her hewd in shame I win. Grampa is on another level. It pure self ammusment no fucks given. One day...
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Bombadilillo posted:I have a theory that dad jokes are when you decide to use jokes not to make people like you. But to attack people. If I make my kids groan I have done my job. If my wife holds her hewd in shame I win. my adopted dad is this man, his humor is so deadpan it blows my mind because of how effortless it looks and im pretty drat good at deadpanning the absurd. I guess since he has grandkids now he has transcended to level 0
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Jun 30, 2017 03:20
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Grampa jokes are 1% jokes, 99% "Oh, the families here? I'm going downstairs into the basement to sit in my workshop in silence."
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Jun 30, 2017 03:36
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Grampa jokes are 1% jokes, 99% "Oh, the families here? I'm going downstairs into the basement to sit in my workshop in silence." Sorry about your poo poo grampa
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Jun 30, 2017 04:45
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Bombadilillo posted:Sorry about your poo poo grampa yeah dude, my pops is all like deadpan "you know son, *leans close* i hosed the hell out of your mom."
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Jun 30, 2017 04:48
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sneakyfrog posted:yeah dude, my pops is all like deadpan "you know son, *leans close* i hosed the hell out of your mom." Always good to keep it in the family.
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Coq au Nandos posted:Always good to keep it in the family. its just the ability to say that poo poo, with the same goddamn facial expression as actual important stuff, loving keeps you on your toes. A+ dad humor is the best.
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sneakyfrog posted:yeah dude, my pops is all like deadpan "you know son, *leans close* i hosed the hell out of your mom." Your grandpa sounds rough. e: is this him? 
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Jun 30, 2017 05:18
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dobbymoodge posted:Your grandpa sounds rough. nah friend, this is the guy who will pick up your 3am stupid 20something phonecalls because you had a stupid breakup and give you all the time you need, and come help you replace the alternator in your piece of poo poo truck at 11pm in the parking lot of a shopping mall. My adopted dad is awesome and my hero. 
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I don't know what this is. But I sure as Hell don't like it.
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Bombadilillo posted:Sorry about your poo poo grampa I mean, he died a while back, but yeah.
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Nevermind, beaten
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Vietnamwees posted:I don't know what this is. I think it's a FAGirl
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Jun 30, 2017 07:34
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Both of my grandfathers are dead, and still they are funnier than this.
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Jun 30, 2017 10:29
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Ugh I hate it when they forget the cheese.
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Wait, the motor goes inside my butt? ...go on...
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pretty sure this is princess Zelda from BOTW, there is a lot of fan butt art of her for some reason edit: maybe not 
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link assman, so what
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Jun 30, 2017 14:24
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Did she send Kylie the MP3 or not?
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Paladinus posted:Both of my grandfathers are dead, and still they are funnier than this. That's not difficult because skeletons are naturally hilarious.
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Caufman posted:That's not difficult because skeletons are naturally hilarious. How did you miss "humerus"?
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