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"But doctor," he says, "I am Pagliacci."
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This isn't funny, The Onion, this isn't funny at all.   http://www.theonion.com/graphic/man-pulling-loose-hangnail-slowly-unravels-skin-en-56242
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Facebook Aunt posted:This isn't funny, The Onion, this isn't funny at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsZ5MbQgzv4
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Jun 16, 2017 07:37
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Facebook Aunt posted:This isn't funny, The Onion, this isn't funny at all. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh *deep breath* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Jun 17, 2017 02:29
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What, suddenly you need all of your skin or something?
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Jun 17, 2017 07:16
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That's got to be so tasty when you chew it off and swallow.
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Jun 17, 2017 09:12
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I am terrified of that happening every time I get a hangnail.
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Jun 17, 2017 12:02
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There's a lovely scene similar to that pic in Black Swan, which caused my mum to shout "urrrgh, she's doing that thing you do but worse  "
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Because when I think "sexy" I think "cockeyed, with the cold, dead sight of a corpse."
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Because when I think "sexy" I think "cockeyed, with the cold, dead sight of a corpse." Hello.
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Oh no. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
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Jul 2, 2017 01:41
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Fool me three times, I think it's time to consider I have a shame fetish.
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InequalityGodzilla posted:Because when I think "sexy" I think "cockeyed, with the cold, dead sight of a corpse." Don't leave out "and the chin and face of a child"
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davidspackage posted:Don't leave out "and the chin and face of a child" sorry about your child with massive eyes
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Jul 2, 2017 07:52
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Don't all children have big eyes? Like that's a thing that's true?
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Jul 2, 2017 13:30
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They don't have big eyes, they have small heads.
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Jul 2, 2017 13:38
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All the kids I see have black voids where eyes should be, as where we're going we don't need eyes.
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That reminds me, have there been any more "sightings" (stories) of Black-Eyed Children?
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Brawnfire posted:That reminds me, have there been any more "sightings" (stories) of Black-Eyed Children? I'm sure CC can whip us up some.
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Malfunctioned my rear end that should be listed as a feature of the time-lapse panorama or whatever they were using as they lowered the camera.
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Jul 3, 2017 07:39
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Cube Earth confirmed, wrap it up flatailures.
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Jul 3, 2017 07:47
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Facebook Aunt posted:This isn't funny, The Onion, this isn't funny at all. That would be so satisfying.
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Lime Tonics posted:
I feel like there is a yo momma joke just out of reach here. "Yo momma so fat that when she gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night it leaves a 12m crater." No, that's not it.
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Yo mama so fat even after she put the lotion on her skin she still get the hose again
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Jul 5, 2017 02:03
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Telsa Cola posted:That possible floor stratigraphy though. I was wondering about that - where are the support structures for the floor? It looks like it goes straight from lino to dirt. Of course, that probably explains how they got such a huge bloody hole in the floor in the first place.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I was wondering about that - where are the support structures for the floor? It looks like it goes straight from lino to dirt. I think it's a concrete foundation house. If you look you see the hole changes color to more brown the further it goes, so that's where the dirt begins.
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Lime Tonics posted:
Guatemalan archaeologist finally discovers difference between rear end and hole in the ground
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Gorilla Salad posted:I was wondering about that - where are the support structures for the floor? It looks like it goes straight from lino to dirt. Floor might have been covered and replastered/floored over the years and it would explain why it looks like that, though I am not sure and would need to see it in person. As for the sinkhole the area is volcanic, has a poo poo ton of lime stone, and has a bunch of rain. Its basically a recipe for caves and sinkholes so poo poo like this happens a bunch. The upside is you get really good caving in that area because of it.
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Jul 5, 2017 23:31
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Telsa Cola posted:The upside is you get really good caving in that area because of it. I don't know about you, but I like to choose when to go caving.
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Jul 6, 2017 00:22
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InequalityGodzilla posted:I bet you're also the sort of guy that hates surprise parties I would be surprised if I fell in a hole and there was a party at the bottom and not just the bones of other people who don't look up from their phones.
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One thing that has always weirded me out about sinkholes is how clean the edges always are. Like some giant took a hole punch to the earth. Like, I've never thought about it before, but there must be some measure of vacuum when all that dirt collapses that takes the top layer away with it.
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Jul 6, 2017 08:51
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Sinkholes are a common occurrence in Florida.    
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Randaconda posted:Sinkholes are a common occurrence in Florida. You think all the rampant gold digging there has anything to do with it?
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Randaconda posted:Sinkholes are a common occurrence in Florida. God is way too slow at erasing his mistakes
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