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Yeah the Greys were cool. Like, aliens technically exist but they're just clones we grew in a lab and even if it is from outer space it's effectively worthlss since raising a sentient being in a closet devoid of contact with its own kind and no culture just creates a worthless husk of a creature.
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just thought I'd record this greasel eating rear end on my Pentium II
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CowboyAndy posted:I hated those little spitter dudes. Their acid would cloud your vision, and having JC scream "uff. uff. UGH!" for about five minutes.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Greasels. So called because they drive hot-rods and carry switchblades. I they were inspired by the Jurassic Park dino that eats Neumann
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Guy Mann posted:Other things Deus Ex predicted: roombas canal visitation best practices corpses turning darker and darker before they explode into chunks bill gates sticking a bunch of wires in his face and trying to brainfuck the internet
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CassandraZara posted:lol @ anyone who is like "this game made in 2000 (ancient history for computers) is dated and I don't like it" video games arent art so you cant really make this comparison
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CowboyAndy posted:I hated those little spitter dudes. Their acid would cloud your vision, and having JC scream "uff. uff. UGH!" for about five minutes. It's cool how every guy in the game makes the same grunting sounds when in pain.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Greasels. So called because they drive hot-rods and carry switchblades.
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Neurosis posted:It's cool how every guy in the game makes the same grunting sounds when in pain. Or how everyone looked the same. And how bomb-rear end the voices were. "Don't you want to DANCE?"
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Neurosis posted:I ain't going back to jail
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:https://www.amazon.com/zeroUV-Internet-Censorship-One-Piece-Sunglasses/dp/B009Z6IUO8/ Holy poo poo
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CowboyAndy posted:Or how everyone looked the same. And how bomb-rear end the voices were. I always liked the guy who sang "my country tis of thee" It had excellent bums for its time
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jojoinnit posted:I always liked the guy who sang "my country tis of thee" it's true, bum mechanics have come a long way since then the developers intention was for him to take a huge steaming poo poo while singing but the technology just wasn't there yet also if you pull your gun on that guy he screams and runs away mid-song XD
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Underworld Tavern in Hell's Kitchen Jock: "Get me a beer" *buy a beer for him• Jock: This beer's warm, get me another one *hmm a fire extinguisher - maybe this will make the beer cold* Entire bar freaks the gently caress out Edit: Forgot why I used the fire extinguisher Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Jul 6, 2017 |
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Keith Atherton posted:Underworld Tavern in Hell's Kitchen realistic imo
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:https://www.amazon.com/zeroUV-Internet-Censorship-One-Piece-Sunglasses/dp/B009Z6IUO8/ https://www.amazon.com/WebDeals-Futuristic-Monoblock-Cyclops-Sunglasses/dp/B01E4B8G92/ my vision's augmented. What? Your drug dealer doesn't look like that?
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I didn't steal credits out of someone else's ATM account just to buy some other guy beers.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=QgmnWIs1rmw Fans are the best and the worst things.
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Keith Atherton posted:Underworld Tavern in Hell's Kitchen There was something going around that you needed to use the extinguisher on the beer to make Jock accept it as cold What the hell kind of bar sells you warm beer though is the real issue
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Jose posted:what sort of sick freak plays as ginger jc Black JC is canon.
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does being black JC make paul black? i can't remember
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Jose posted:does being black JC make paul black? i can't remember yes
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Lunchabully posted:just thought I'd record this greasel eating rear end on my Pentium II Guy Mann posted:Yeah the Greys were cool. Like, aliens technically exist but they're just clones we grew in a lab and even if it is from outer space it's effectively worthlss since raising a sentient being in a closet devoid of contact with its own kind and no culture just creates a worthless husk of a creature. those guys were loving lethal in their cool rooms, and then at the end of the game you actually had to go through one to proceed. Also I could never work out how to get the greys out of their room at Versalife, unlike the greasels and the bum that yells I"M THE CAPTAIN NOW! Jose posted:does being black JC make paul black? i can't remember
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JC is prepared to, in the line of duty, change his colours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyvvUas6G0
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Jose posted:what sort of sick freak plays as ginger jc Cyberpunk David Bowie impersonators? 
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:considering a replay as a white-haired JC is this kosher? Maybe in 1999 but this is 2017, the year of woke Twitter
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Played a bit last night. Accidentally pulled out my prod in Underworld and Jock and Jordan started shooting me. I think Biomod modded in autosave but this two year old version of GMDX doesn't have it. I lost 20 minutes worth of play and decided it was time to go to bed.
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jojoinnit posted:What the hell kind of bar sells you warm beer though is the real issue I think if you pick up any of the beers that are already sitting in the bar, or bring one in yourself, he says it's warm. You have to buy a beer from the mech-aug bartender for it to be cold. Arrhythmia posted:Holy poo poo the logo was supposed to be a DX? Yep. And I have no idea if it was intentional or not, but this was something I worked out in tenth grade while doodling skul-guns and greasels in class:  Oh, and my favorite cheat is the console command that lets you swap the launcher and projectile for any projectile weapon. IIRC this includes - GEP rockets - LAMs and other hand grenades - assault rifle grenades - crossbow darts - LAW rockets - throwing knives - toxic spit from the greasels - the radiation balls that the grays shoot - flamethrower fireballs - plasma balls from the plasma gun or PS20 - puffs of pepper spray So if you like you can make your crossbow shoot LAW rockets, or make the throwing knives into a fireball hadouken. ...or, since it keeps the firing rate of the original launcher and uses the original ammo, you can turn the pepper gun (10 rounds/second) into the most powerful deathsprayer in the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Sphicz0zw
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oh and once when i was in high school we were talking about video games and i said "I think deus ex is my favorite" and one guy was like "DID YOU JUST SAY THAT GAY rear end-SEX IS YOUR FAVORITE???" and it was very hilarious
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