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You Are A Elf posted:People at a store checkout who have a basket full of items and put one thing at a time on the conveyor as slowly as possible. The same people always have everything spread out on the conveyor instead of efficiently packing it all together so there's these big gaps of space and you're sitting there waiting and you could start putting you poo poo on the conveyor if only their poo poo was packed more closely but you've got to sit there and watch them put on the conveyor a bottle of shampoo *gap* and a loaf of bread *gap* and a container of milk *gap* and a stick of butter *gap* and a can of beans *gap* and another can of beans *gap* and another can of beans *gap* and a head of cabbage *gap* and one white onion *gap* and some furniture polish *gap* and a box of cereal *gap* and a bag of chips *gap* and AAAAAAARRRRRGH. They're then going to take 6 minutes to pull out their cash and hunt down exact change so it's not like you don't have plenty of time to get your stuff on their as the cashier rings them up.
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I met this girl around my age once, we had a nice conversation while stuck in a waiting room together and we ended up on the same bus home. She sat with me and started talking about how we could spend the day together, I could come to her house and meet her family. She started to seem very unappealing and I told her sorry, but I had to go grocery shopping. She said she'd come with me! It'd be fun! Uhh ... I very awkwardly extracted myself from the situation. Talk about no boundaries.
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Jul 6, 2017 07:17
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timefly posted:I met this girl around my age once, we had a nice conversation while stuck in a waiting room together and we ended up on the same bus home. She sat with me and started talking about how we could spend the day together, I could come to her house and meet her family. She started to seem very unappealing and I told her sorry, but I had to go grocery shopping. She said she'd come with me! It'd be fun! Uhh ... I very awkwardly extracted myself from the situation. Talk about no boundaries. You could have had crazy sex and then gotten stabbed when you said it's not going to work out. Wasted opportunity imo.
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Jul 6, 2017 07:20
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Bogan King posted:You could have had crazy sex and then gotten stabbed when you said it's not going to work out. Wasted opportunity imo. Nope. We're both girls, I don't like girls, and she was gross to me. Like really gross.
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Jul 6, 2017 07:32
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You Are A Elf posted:People at a store checkout who have a basket full of items and put one thing at a time on the conveyor as slowly as possible. The same people always have everything spread out on the conveyor instead of efficiently packing it all together so there's these big gaps of space and you're sitting there waiting and you could start putting you poo poo on the conveyor if only their poo poo was packed more closely but you've got to sit there and watch them put on the conveyor a bottle of shampoo *gap* and a loaf of bread *gap* and a container of milk *gap* and a stick of butter *gap* and a can of beans *gap* and another can of beans *gap* and another can of beans *gap* and a head of cabbage *gap* and one white onion *gap* and some furniture polish *gap* and a box of cereal *gap* and a bag of chips *gap* and AAAAAAARRRRRGH. This, but I also loving hate it when people rush you when you're loading your groceries onto the thing. I've still got half a basket on here, just go to the express line with your loving thing of booze and gum! I'm trying to get groceries for the month, standing really loving close behind me and sighing constantly isn't gonna make me load the groceries faster.
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Jul 6, 2017 08:38
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Assholes letting their stupid vape cloud blow directly into my face while we are both waiting for the same bus. I was sitting beside him on a bench at a bus stop. The breeze was obvious, and he just pulls out his robot dick and does this. I said I wanted to switch spots with him and then he apologized, but have some loving courtesy and awareness of your surroundings if you're going to do that. Go stand by yourself somewhere, no one wants to be be on the receiving end of that. I couldn't even see through the stupid cloud.
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You Are A Elf posted:People at a store checkout who have a basket full of items and put one thing at a time on the conveyor as slowly as possible. The same people always have everything spread out on the conveyor instead of efficiently packing it all together so there's these big gaps of space and you're sitting there waiting and you could start putting you poo poo on the conveyor if only their poo poo was packed more closely but you've got to sit there and watch them put on the conveyor a bottle of shampoo *gap* and a loaf of bread *gap* and a container of milk *gap* and a stick of butter *gap* and a can of beans *gap* and another can of beans *gap* and another can of beans *gap* and a head of cabbage *gap* and one white onion *gap* and some furniture polish *gap* and a box of cereal *gap* and a bag of chips *gap* and AAAAAAARRRRRGH. I was behind a woman the other day who, while only buying a handful of items, was really chatty with the cashier and didn't let the fact that everything had been rung up stop her from chit chatting. And then once she was done talking, went digging through her purse and wrote a check for $16.84.
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Jul 7, 2017 03:16
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Today the first thing my boss said to me was "Isn't there something better you could be doing?" when I started on a job that no one has done for the past week. Well hell-the-gently caress-o to you too.
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Jul 8, 2017 02:27
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I work on a touring theater show as the only wardrobe person, and when I don't have any repairs I like to clean out the costume crates and re-organize stuff (because actors never put things away correctly). Recently I was organizing the wig supplies and my stage manager asked if I could "better use my time." Oh, sorry if cleaning up the mess made by the cast wasn't what you had in mind for me to do. He never bothers to check what I'm doing unless it's when I'm organizing poo poo.
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Jul 8, 2017 03:12
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When I rip my earbuds from my ears after catching the cord on something. Motherf Does it count when I only have myself to blame
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Jul 8, 2017 19:04
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Picnic Princess posted:Today the first thing my boss said to me was "Isn't there something better you could be doing?" when I started on a job that no one has done for the past week. Time to start looking for a new job
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Jul 8, 2017 19:26
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Elsa posted:When I rip my earbuds from my ears after catching the cord on something. Motherf That makes it a thousand times more infuriating. See: biting the inside of your own mouth.
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Jul 8, 2017 21:55
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Banging my head on the car door frame.
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Jul 8, 2017 22:39
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Yahoo News has a screen overlay that blocks you from reading anything if you disable notifications until you confirm you really want notifications disabled. gently caress this annoying bullshit arms race, gently caress it to death.
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Jul 8, 2017 22:41
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Reading news sites on mobile is hell these days. So many goddamn ads and pop ups and bullshit.
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Jul 8, 2017 22:51
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Rolo posted:That makes it a thousand times more infuriating. Worse then that is when you inevitably bite the exact same spot in your mouth again 2 minutes later.
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Jul 8, 2017 22:54
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Novum posted:Time to start looking for a new job That way, next time he asks if you have something better you could be doing, you say "yep, I start in a week" and walk the gently caress out.
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Jul 9, 2017 04:03
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Detective No. 27 posted:Reading news sites on mobile is hell these days. So many goddamn ads and pop ups and bullshit. Firefox for android has a working ad blocker. It's the main reason I switched from Chrome.
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Jul 9, 2017 05:32
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Catberry posted:Firefox for android has a working ad blocker. It's the main reason I switched from Chrome. Ublock Origin works fine for me in chrome?
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taiyoko posted:Ublock Origin works fine for me in chrome? On your phone?
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Jul 10, 2017 05:18
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Ohhh dear Lord. I have (had) a new acquaintance from my area, and we were getting along pretty well. Today he introduced me to his girlfriend and literally within 10 minutes of us shaking hands, she tells me she's a "little" and well basically she likes pretending to be 4 or 5 years old, and that her boyfriend is her dad. Both as a sex thing and "just to relax".  She was so cheerful about it and acted like it was the most normal thing in the world!I couldn't hide how weirded out I was. Who could? The guy messaged me later, a couple hours ago, saying how he doesn't think we can be friends if I'm going to act so judgemental, he had figured me for someone who doesn't care about societal norms, and all that. What. I told him sorry if it makes me a judgy bitch, but it is EXTREMELY odd to tell someone your fetishes within 10 minutes of meeting them. Especially when they involve simulated pedophilia, what the gently caress. He tried to explain by way of telling me she never really got to be a kid, she had to grow up too fast, etc. Whatever, dude. I don't want to know. So I guess I won't be making friends with him after all. What is wrong with people these days?! How does anyone see this as OK? 
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Jul 10, 2017 05:22
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that's fuckin gross
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Jul 10, 2017 05:25
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The people with the grossest fetishes are also the people who never seem to be able to shut up about them. It's almost like part of being a sex weirdo is desperately craving attention/validation. Even if it wasn't something as gross as the age stuff it still wouldn't be appropriate. Keep your sex life in the bedroom, you don't have to broadcast to the world that you are having sex regularly, nobody cares.
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Jul 10, 2017 05:35
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That would be a better one for the big things that creep you the hell out thread
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Jul 10, 2017 05:35
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Yeah, I don't think 'divulges unprompted details about their fetishes as an icebreaker' is a little thing for most people.
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Jul 10, 2017 05:37
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I don't know where else to post things that happened in my personal life, lol. It seems like people have been telling me really personal things at inappropriate times and places a LOT more lately they just haven't involved pretend pedophilia until now. I'm still shocked, what the hell ...
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Jul 10, 2017 05:40
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People that don't stop eating to tell a story. "So the other day-" Bite of food, chew. "-I was heading into work-" More food, chewing. "-and I saw this guy on the way-" Food. Chew. Just please put down the fork for ten seconds and finish your story.
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Jul 10, 2017 05:55
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Lamprotornis posted:People that don't stop eating to tell a story. From the other end: people who seem to wait until the millisecond after you put a bite in your mouth to ask you a question.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:From the other end: people who seem to wait until the millisecond after you put a bite in your mouth to ask you a question. Then they'll just have to wait while I glare at them. yeah I eat rear end posted:The people with the grossest fetishes are also the people who never seem to be able to shut up about them. It's almost like part of being a sex weirdo is desperately craving attention/validation. At a party I was at a couple of months ago, some girl introduced herself to the group as "Hi, I'm XXX, and I'm bisexual." This was not a swinger's party. Ok then...
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Jul 10, 2017 06:07
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Then they'll just have to wait while I glare at them. In my experience this just makes them ask it again, except louder and slower.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:From the other end: people who seem to wait until the millisecond after you put a bite in your mouth to ask you a question. Every loving time.
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Sic Semper Goon posted:At a party I was at a couple of months ago, some girl introduced herself to the group as "Hi, I'm XXX, and I'm bisexual." This was not a swinger's party. *PUSH* I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town...
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Jul 10, 2017 06:41
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People that don't keep their fetishes to themselves and affected parties are the absolute worst. Luckily I've never met some random person irl that has bothered unloading that poo poo on me but if they did I'd gladly kink shame them until they questioned whether or not they should tell anyone about it again.
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Jul 10, 2017 06:48
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lol what are you hiding??
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Jul 10, 2017 07:07
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Bunch of boring poo poo I'm sure. I just don't like seeing weirdos in gimp suits walking around in public or furries or whatever. keep that poo poo at home and don't tell people who didn't ask about it.
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I had a couple involve me in their fetish while I was at work. I worked in the lingerie department at Wal-Mart, and this couple in their mid-20s came in. The woman asked me if we carried sun bras. The man had this poo poo-eating grin on his face. I said I never heard of a sun bra before. She was wearing a shirt with snaps instead of buttons, and she rips it open to expose her bra and says "it looks like this" with this aggressive look on her face, staring me directly in the eyes. I poo poo you not, her boyfriend yelled "Helloooo nurse!" while still grinning like an idiot and laughing. She then explained that there was no seam between the strap and the cup and was asking if we had those. I was so flustered I don't even remember my response. I guess I should be grateful it only went as far as flashing her underwear to strangers.
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Elsa posted:lol what are you hiding?? What would one possibly have to gain by telling almost complete strangers what I jerk off to? The only justification I can imagine is that making random people uncomfortable is the fetish.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:What would one possibly have to gain by telling almost complete strangers what I jerk off to? The only justification I can imagine is that making random people uncomfortable is the fetish. I was questioning why it would make people unusually upset. I figure it goes something like, 'Most of my enjoyment of furry orgies is the secrecy and shame YOU WILL NOT DENY ME THIS'
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yeah I eat rear end posted:What would one possibly have to gain by telling almost complete strangers what I jerk off to? The only justification I can imagine is that making random people uncomfortable is the fetish. If Elsa is who I think it is, you aren't asking them a hypothetical question. This also puts their reaction here into context.
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Yeah, deadpanning a fetish in a vanilla social setting is weird nerd. But when the reaction is a bit too strong that's when I wonder.
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