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thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

thatguy posted:

Slip sliding away, slip sliding away
You know the sooner your estimation, the more it's slip sliding away
I know a man, acquired fame
These are the very words he uses to describe his game
He said a good day I'll glitch through a door
He said a bad day is when my limbs contort
And my body phases through the floor

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Hello, I'm selling these fine leather mission giver jackets.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Wait a sec while I put on my mission giver jacket to give you a mission.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

TheAgent posted:

well you talked me out of it

I'm going with until dawn or more battlefield 1

come play rising storm 2 my friend, you can listen to me scream at people who cannot figure out how to clear an LZ

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

So I've been sitting on this photo since before the Kickstarter started.

I believe this is from when Chris had the dream that is Star Citizen.



Just look at his happy face.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Mangoose
Dec 11, 2007

Come out with your pants down!

drat, nothing gets past these guys! They have good eyes for scams.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

TheAgent posted:

well you talked me out of it

I'm going with until dawn or more battlefield 1

I'd play Life is Strange. Honestly it is initially about taking pictures in a school but boy it turns really dark by episode 3.
I bought it this summer sale and was really surprised by the story.

The fact that it is a game about college girls that has a coherent and serious story and is 100% anime free is a nice bonus, you can actually play and recommend this game without being ashamed.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

XK posted:

Grab the Friday the 13th game.

Edit: Also, Illfonic worked on it.

no.

hell no.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
No, Better Cockpit Views are NOT needed in Star Citizen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bvJRfcScPo

They're space trucks, you don't need a view :colbert:

tastychicken
Jul 17, 2007
Title text goes here

his nibs posted:

No, Better Cockpit Views are NOT needed in Star Citizen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bvJRfcScPo

They're space trucks, you don't need a view :colbert:

My point exactly!

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
They shouldn't need glass cockpits at all. The crew area should be in the centre of the ship with a 360° view of space provided by camera systems

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Hopper posted:

I'd play Life is Strange. Honestly it is initially about taking pictures in a school but boy it turns really dark by episode 3.
I bought it this summer sale and was really surprised by the story.

The fact that it is a game about college girls that has a coherent and serious story and is 100% anime free is a nice bonus, you can actually play and recommend this game without being ashamed.

yeah, life is strange is really good

it's a shame they had to scratch a good chunk of the story because they obviously planned for like 7-8 episodes and kinda forgot they only had 5, but it's overall still great.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Hopper posted:

I'd play Life is Strange. Honestly it is initially about taking pictures in a school but boy it turns really dark by episode 3.
I bought it this summer sale and was really surprised by the story.

The fact that it is a game about college girls that has a coherent and serious story and is 100% anime free is a nice bonus, you can actually play and recommend this game without being ashamed.

Be warned the game implies that the Final Fantasy movie is good.

Gravity_Storm
Mar 1, 2016

That moment when Illfonic delivered Star Marine to CIG:

https://youtu.be/STHKFlO-zBw

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

starkebn posted:

They shouldn't need glass cockpits at all. The crew area should be in the centre of the ship with a 360° view of space provided by camera systems
http://store.steampowered.com/app/476530/Children_of_a_Dead_Earth/

Shemp the Stooge
Feb 23, 2001

XK posted:

Grab the Friday the 13th game. It's a super simple kickstarted game, a little buggy, but it's great fun.

It's the best asymmetrical multiplayer game I've seen.

Edit: Also, Illfonic worked on it.

I got a copy for free from a friend so I am a little biased but it's honestly a really fun game. Steam says I have put 57 hours into it.

edit - just don't go to the games Reddit. Holy poo poo it's toxic.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

his nibs posted:

No, Better Cockpit Views are NOT needed in Star Citizen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bvJRfcScPo

They're space trucks, you don't need a view :colbert:

The Star Farer is an accurate recreation of when Chris Roberts would sit in a box by the front door making spaceship noises and using the letter slot as the cockpit window.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Shemp the Stooge posted:

just don't go to Reddit. Holy poo poo it's toxic.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

tuo posted:

Wait a sec while I put on my mission giver jacket to give you a mission.

Collect 10 Vandul asses.

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq
Quad posting tonight.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

thatguy posted:

I know a man, acquired fame
These are the very words he uses to describe his game
He said a good day I'll glitch through a door
He said a bad day is when my limbs contort
And my body phases through the floor

:golfclap: :five:

He's a one-game phoney
One game is all that he could do
He did one game only
Was the principle source of his revenue
He's got one trick to last a lifetime
But that's all a phoney needs

See how he mumbles
See how he flails from side to side
Watch how he stumbles
But the backers let it slide
He's just a one-game phoney, that's all he is
But he took you all for a ride

He makes it looks so easy
Look so clean
He says it works if you upgrade your machine
He makes me think about all of those fools who took his word
And all of the massive waste of money
To polish up this turd
And he still gets to walk away
One-game phoney.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

AlbieQuirky posted:

Sometimes the future is a World War II movie, sometimes it's a Split Enz video without the hair.

Dude, no need for that, Split Enz where cool and oringal.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Kosumo posted:

Dude, no need for that, Split Enz where cool and oringal.

I went out to buy a jpg of a spacey ship, that was my mistake, that was my mistake.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

ewe2 posted:

I went out to buy a jpg of a spacey ship, that was my mistake, that was my mistake.

I just spent six months refactoring a coat, this scam is lucky to still be afloat.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Kosumo posted:

I just spent six months refactoring a coat, this scam is lucky to still be afloat.

Oh no, see what you've done, I'm going to do a whole song:

One ship ahead of you
Watching demos, keep an open mind
Faith is a race won by two
all devotion, and attitude
If I spend, I could lose my head
So I'm losing you instead
Either way I'm confused
You let me down, what can I do?
There's one refundable way I have to choose

One ship ahead of you
Always someone makes it hard to prove
He says, "Boy you must pay to play"
But I save it all for another day
If I spend, I could lose my bread
But I'm ready for Gamescon
Either way I'm confused
I don't know what this game will do
I can only stay one ship ahead of you

Stop, I confess sometimes
I don't know where they're going
Part of me thinks it's true
They'll let me down, what can I do
It's hard to stay one ship ahead of you, uh-huh

One ship ahead of you
Cash is running out, catching up with you
One ship ahead of you
When I hold it close, can I really lose?
One ship ahead
Only one ship ahead
They're all one ship ahead of youuuuuuu

roflingstones
May 19, 2009
can you sit on the toilet and wipe your rear end though??


also 5.0 pre-alpha will add golf swing minigame to aim your shits at the tiolet

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

roflingstones posted:

can you sit on the toilet and wipe your rear end though??


also 5.0 pre-alpha will add golf swing minigame to aim your shits at the tiolet
Occasionally, the toilet golf swing will scan nearby ships.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

TheAgent posted:

I dunno what to play next
I got Skyrim that I played on my xbox 360 and PC and now is sitting on my PS4
I got Elite Dangerous but I am goddamn lame and crash my ship and can't land and I'm a fuckin dumb
I got Diablo 3 I guess with the new necromancer man but I played the living poo poo outta D3 when my shoulder was injured and have a lot more hours in it and gently caress that
I got MMOs by the truckload on the PC but no, no, no more, not ever, no more WoW please or the secret world or anything the gently caress else like morrowind or FF14 but I bought them so shame on me gently caress
I got Destiny: Rise of Iron or whatever but the sequel is coming out and I'm so fuckin far behind and meh
I got Dishonored 2 but I don't wanna play it until I beat Dishonored 1 again but then I'm like meh and just want to play 2 but I've forgotten all about what the gently caress is going on
I got Marvel Heroes Omega but after spending an unholy amount of money on the PC version to play as my favorite nerdmansuper I don't really want to rehash that poo poo
I got The Last of Us: Left Behind and I might play that
I got God of War III because I was watching the God of War thing at E3 and thought oh yeah that would be fun but then I remembered I hate GoW3 because it was dumb
I got Telltale games up the fuckin wahzoo that I never play because I'm like "I love a good story" and start playing em and then go "why ain't I reading a loving book, poo poo"
I got FarCry: Primal but lol I dunno, its actually kinda cool but meh
I got Firewatch because I am a liberal hippy who plays indie games about long distant relationships or something
I got Hitman and I really should play that because I love the gently caress outta Hitman but I can't seem to get into the new game I dunno
I got Life is Strange and its about taking pictures in high school with time travel and drug dealers in bathrooms or something
I got MineCraft because my nephew likes to play it and is always asking me how to do stuff and I feel like a loving moron for not being able to answer a single question a five year old has about a game
I got The Order: 1886 because it was on sale for like $4
I got Until Dawn which I should probably play but I wanna save everyone and get all the cool stuff and playing it like that would make me hate it so maybe I'll just play drunk and let everyone die and have a decent chuckle about murder
I got XCOM 2 which I always start playing and then I'm like meh and then don't touch for 2 months
I got Stellaris and its an amazing game but it requires a lot of undrunk thought and its not good for me right now
I got Civ 6 because its always there like an ex you can gently caress and never feel bad about

I've recently beat or 100% the following
Horizon: Zero Dawn (good game, I liked it, might try a new game+ thing they just released)
Persona 5 (didn't know what the gently caress was going on, holy poo poo it's so goddamn Japanese, wait it's actually fun, I liked it a lot)
Nier: Automata (android butt is cool n good, story is about babies eating their parents and depression or something, I dunno was too busy drinking)
Fallout 4 (beat the whole goddamn thing again on the PS4 after loving around with poo poo on PC forever)
DOOM (pew pew shootmans, good loving game, play it)
Injustice 2 (beat up mens in tights, pretend I have zero homoerotic feelings for nightwind and scaremows)
Ghost Recon: Wildlands (lol)
Mass Effect: Andromeda (made my face tired)
Resident Evil 7 (yeah that was kinda tense actually)
Yakuza 0 (very Japanese but fun in a hug pillow sort of way)
Watch Dogs 2 (based on my real life)

zelda

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

Warframe, once you get going you can play as a drunk as you want.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010






[citation needed]

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The perfect gif for the money situation

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/884688374375698436

tweet succsfril

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
This a fun read, and undoubtedly good for Star Citizen


"One day a gamer with vivid memories of playing Wing Commander back in the 1980s entered an antique store and picked up a cursed monkey paw. Whilst inspecting the curio, he absent-mindedly said to himself: “Man, those old Chris Roberts space shooters were great, but I wish he had unlimited time and money to make a game that could truly live up to his vision.” With a sinister creak, one of the fingers curled. The shop-keeper rang up the purchase, and to the aging nerd spoke two ominous words: “No refunds.” "

https://www.pcpowerplay.com.au/feature/the-star-killer,468095

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





nawledgelambo posted:

come play rising storm 2 my friend, you can listen to me scream at people who cannot figure out how to clear an LZ

Rising Storm 2 is in fact very good. Also incredibly frustrating.



Who can figure out the true meaning of ‘tumbril’ ??? Enjoy!

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

ManofManyAliases posted:

Yeah, just fine. Game will come when it comes.

Same guy if you can believe it:

ManofManyAliases posted:

I'll tell you this: if it turns out that CIG doesn't deliver, that they lied, no game, nothing's good, etc. and all of this was for naught, I'll unleash a hellish fury that would make even Derek Smart blush. I really want this game to be made. I believe it will be made. I even believe it could be good, which is why I bought in early. This is something I never did before, so to me - it was a gamble. But I will be pretty upset if it goes tits-up.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Well, yes: it's faith. It's a gamble, and that's what I took this crowdfunding gig to be.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

his nibs posted:

This a fun read, and undoubtedly good for Star Citizen


"One day a gamer with vivid memories of playing Wing Commander back in the 1980s entered an antique store and picked up a cursed monkey paw. Whilst inspecting the curio, he absent-mindedly said to himself: “Man, those old Chris Roberts space shooters were great, but I wish he had unlimited time and money to make a game that could truly live up to his vision.” With a sinister creak, one of the fingers curled. The shop-keeper rang up the purchase, and to the aging nerd spoke two ominous words: “No refunds.” "

https://www.pcpowerplay.com.au/feature/the-star-killer,468095

Heh. Let's see how long it will take the broken cult members to post angry and dismissive comments.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Virtual Captain posted:

Same guy if you can believe it:

It thought MoMa is Derek Smart?

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Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Oh no our narrative is being destroyed

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