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Three Olives posted:I had a sandwich with Thousand Island dressing on it a few weeks ago. I had never had Thousand Island dressing before so I was suspicious but I did not want to question the expertise of East Hampton Sandwich Co. It was "spiced" Thousand Island if that makes any difference. I don't think a dude so far removed from anything resembling a normal human experience should be commenting on culture
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Three Olives posted:I had a sandwich with Thousand Island dressing on it a few weeks ago. I had never had Thousand Island dressing before so I was suspicious but I did not want to question the expertise of East Hampton Sandwich Co. It was "spiced" Thousand Island if that makes any difference. Never had thousand island before lol. You're so cultured.
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Jul 11, 2017 21:25
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Three Olives posted:I had a sandwich with Thousand Island dressing on it a few weeks ago. I had never had Thousand Island dressing before so I was suspicious but I did not want to question the expertise of East Hampton Sandwich Co. It was "spiced" Thousand Island if that makes any difference. Nope. A proper Reuben sandwich has Russian dressing on it. It's not like you need to fight a gnome on some icy mountain top to get Russian dressing, either. It still comes in a bottle, just like Thousand Island. There are numerous decent recipes if you need to make it en masse. I once had a Reuben that was essentially a Patty Melt with corned beef and Thousand Island dressing on it. I celebrated the day that dirtbag shithole diner finally closed down. A quick check of the East Hampton Sandwich Co. online menu shows that they don't even offer a Reuben. Therefore, they are afraid to partake in established sandwich traditions and customs. I don't wanna say they're racist, but....
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Jul 11, 2017 21:27
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Pawn 17 posted:Breaking News Alert: Man From Dallas Texas Mistakenly Believes He is Cultured 
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Three Olives posted:
There's a big ol' image of a lobster on the sign as a visual aid for the illiterate among us.
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Jul 11, 2017 21:39
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How about instead of encouraging your friend to go somewhere else and never learning about fancy sandwiches you teach them what all the fancy terms mean so they too can be cultured and educated
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Jul 11, 2017 21:45
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i love you 3olives and srsly what is the point of the op ed? like did brooksie just have an epiphany about this? privileged people behave in a way that benefits them and their children and thereby either deliberately or consequentially exclude others. loving no duh, dip poo poo? huh
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Jul 11, 2017 21:47
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also their friends could have been a vegetarian or vegan and i mean that would have been even more embarrassing! i mean really imagine it
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Jul 11, 2017 21:48
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Remember that one time three olives stepped into a bowling alley and instantly burst into flames
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Jul 11, 2017 21:56
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Three olives how dehydrated would you have to be to drink coffee from a gas station I figure a little after drinking your own cum but a little before drinking your own piss How on the mark am i
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Jul 11, 2017 21:58
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Remember that one time when three olives got PTSD from the golden corral?
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Jul 11, 2017 21:59
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That one scene where orcs are being spawned in dirt and poo poo in lotr must be what 3O sees whenever he walks by section 8 housing
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Jul 11, 2017 22:04
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I wonder how many dumb yuppie fucksticks like three olives would ride a city bus if someone told them it was called "Uber Premium"
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Jul 11, 2017 22:07
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I hate you so goddamned much.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:08
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I hate you so goddamned much. Think of all the good posters that have gone on to greener pastures, and yet he still remains.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:17
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hey OP it's people like you I imagine when I watch gore videos of peeps being blown up by compressed air or w/e the latest poo poo is
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Jul 11, 2017 22:28
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I had a shithead math teacher who thought it'd be a good idea to harass local fast food workers and grocery store employees to establish that "staying in school makes you more money". It was a great self own for him, since he found out that most middle management in the service industry makes more than he did.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:28
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These kind of threads are really funny when you think about how the OP willingly let's other men ram their erect penises into his rear end in a top hat. His rear end in a top hat. Like where all the poo poo comes out. And he also puts his penis into their assholes. Just to recap, the anus is where feces pushes out of the body. Imagine a penis scraping in and out, poo poo caked on it and splitting out on the ground. That's the OP that's what he proudly does and lets, LETS, men do to him...... Sick and perverted and hilarious that we can read a thread authored by a sick pervert who proudly engages in such animal like behavior .. ..... The butthole.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:30
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I haven't worked fast food but real talk if some douchebag came onto my line when I was cooking and started telling me how I would be making more money if I had stayed in school I'd probably fling hot oil in their direction (accidentally ofc) and no one would say poo poo about it. What an rear end in a top hat.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:30
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a star war betamax posted:These kind of threads are really funny when you think about how the OP willingly let's other men ram their erect penises into his rear end in a top hat. His rear end in a top hat. Like where all the poo poo comes out. And he also puts his penis into their assholes. Just to recap, the anus is where feces pushes out of the body. Imagine a penis scraping in and out, poo poo caked on it and splitting out on the ground. That's the OP that's what he proudly does and lets, LETS, men do to him...... Sick and perverted and hilarious that we can read a thread authored by a sick pervert who proudly engages in such animal like behavior .. ..... The butthole. Dont sign your posts
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Jul 11, 2017 22:31
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a star war betamax posted:These kind of threads are really funny when you think about how the OP willingly let's other men ram their erect penises into his rear end in a top hat. His rear end in a top hat. Like where all the poo poo comes out. And he also puts his penis into their assholes. Just to recap, the anus is where feces pushes out of the body. Imagine a penis scraping in and out, poo poo caked on it and splitting out on the ground. That's the OP that's what he proudly does and lets, LETS, men do to him...... Sick and perverted and hilarious that we can read a thread authored by a sick pervert who proudly engages in such animal like behavior .. ..... The butthole. Heard you like tht chili sucked outta that hole hole
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a star war betamax posted:These kind of threads are really funny when you think about how the OP willingly let's other men ram their erect penises into his rear end in a top hat. His rear end in a top hat. Like where all the poo poo comes out. And he also puts his penis into their assholes. Just to recap, the anus is where feces pushes out of the body. Imagine a penis scraping in and out, poo poo caked on it and splitting out on the ground. That's the OP that's what he proudly does and lets, LETS, men do to him...... Sick and perverted and hilarious that we can read a thread authored by a sick pervert who proudly engages in such animal like behavior .. ..... The butthole. sounds good
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Jul 11, 2017 22:35
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a star war betamax posted:These kind of threads are really funny when you think about how the OP willingly let's other men ram their erect penises into his rear end in a top hat. His rear end in a top hat. Like where all the poo poo comes out. And he also puts his penis into their assholes. Just to recap, the anus is where feces pushes out of the body. Imagine a penis scraping in and out, poo poo caked on it and splitting out on the ground. That's the OP that's what he proudly does and lets, LETS, men do to him...... Sick and perverted and hilarious that we can read a thread authored by a sick pervert who proudly engages in such animal like behavior .. ..... The butthole. Joke is on you, I'm a virgin. 
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Jul 11, 2017 22:38
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I imagine 3o pronouncing it as gently caress CATCH YA, like that pretentious rear end in a top hat bimbo on food network.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:40
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Three Olives posted:Joke is on you, I'm a virgin. a star war betamax posted:These kind of threads are really funny when you think about how the OP willingly let's other men ram their erect penises into his rear end in a top hat. His rear end in a top hat. Like where all the poo poo comes out. fixed
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Three Olives posted:Joke is on you, I'm a virgin. Then why would you need an HIV test that you said you got in this very thread?
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Rad-daddio posted:I had a shithead math teacher who thought it'd be a good idea to harass local fast food workers and grocery store employees to establish that "staying in school makes you more money". Managing a Wawa or Sheetz around here nets you like up to 60k a year, ain't no way a high school math teacher would even reach that lol
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a star war betamax posted:These kind of threads are really funny when you think about how the OP willingly let's other men ram their erect penises into his rear end in a top hat. His rear end in a top hat. Like where all the poo poo comes out. And he also puts his penis into their assholes. Just to recap, the anus is where feces pushes out of the body. Imagine a penis scraping in and out, poo poo caked on it and splitting out on the ground. That's the OP that's what he proudly does and lets, LETS, men do to him...... Sick and perverted and hilarious that we can read a thread authored by a sick pervert who proudly engages in such animal like behavior .. ..... The butthole. I do the same thing but I don't crave being a massive retard about it and everything else in a public space
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Aesop Poprock posted:I do the same thing but I don't crave being a massive retard about it and everything else in a public space So you are saying that being a massive retard about it and everything else comes about effortlessly for you?
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Jul 11, 2017 22:50
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Being pompous about lunch meat is loving stupid
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Jul 11, 2017 22:51
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Aesop Poprock posted:Managing a Wawa or Sheetz around here nets you like up to 60k a year, ain't no way a high school math teacher would even reach that lol Every retail manager I've ever known also works ungodly 80+ hour weeks, so it still only works out to about $15 an hour
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Jul 11, 2017 22:54
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Three Olives for what it's worth, I lolled at your thread
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Jul 11, 2017 22:57
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Then why would you need an HIV test that you said you got in this very thread? you're legally still a virgin as long as you never put your p in a v
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Fog Tripper posted:So you are saying that being a massive retard about it and everything else comes about effortlessly for you? Are you gonna be the new perminator or snatch duster who just follows me around like a little lost puppy from thread to thread cause I'm not gonna feed you buddy
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I hate you so goddamned much. nice meltdown 
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Jul 11, 2017 22:57
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also, keep your dick in a vise
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Jul 11, 2017 22:58
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3O, I miss your gay Hitler av.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:58
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if you wanted a hot italian sausage all you had to do was ask
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Jul 11, 2017 23:14
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This thread is about diminishing returns. If this person had a bachelor's they'd be well adjusted to such fare. If they had a PhD....gently caress I think Chuckie cheese is the only option.
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Mozi posted:also, keep your dick in a vise
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