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Please don't gently caress your cat
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Jul 11, 2017 14:47
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tactlessbastard posted:Please don't gently caress your cat That pussy wants to be grabbed
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Jul 11, 2017 15:03
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I don't know why the black man in the pic is funny?
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Jul 11, 2017 15:08
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Blind Rasputin posted:I don't know why the black man in the pic is funny? That's a cat, dude
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Jul 11, 2017 15:12
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axolotl farmer posted:ooga chaka The last page was good
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Jul 11, 2017 15:51
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axolotl farmer posted:ooga chaka Terrific
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Jul 11, 2017 16:42
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KoRMaK posted:i made a mistake reading this thread during a meeting That's a terrible idea, I hope you laughed out loud.
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Jul 11, 2017 18:23
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Jul 11, 2017 18:34
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Blind Rasputin posted:I don't know why the black man in the pic is funny? The best course is to put him on an ignore list and just not engage. I can't see what he posted, and you should also enjoy that freedom.
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Jul 11, 2017 20:32
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Is she getting ready to be weighed underwater?
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Jul 11, 2017 20:52
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Can we please not post beastiality? Thanks.
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Jul 11, 2017 20:57
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Stoatbringer posted:Is she getting ready to be weighed underwater? Oh dear god..
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Jul 11, 2017 20:58
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Jul 11, 2017 21:03
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Stoatbringer posted:Is she getting ready to be weighed underwater? idgi
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Jul 11, 2017 21:21
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I love this and I can't articulate why
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Jul 11, 2017 21:35
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 Hell, same.     
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Jul 11, 2017 21:35
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Randaconda posted:idgi http://imgur.com/XOmhFhQ
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Jul 11, 2017 21:38
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I think this is the original source of the underwater weigh thing. This one is much longer but at least it's in message board format. http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/
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Jul 11, 2017 21:42
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That was a journey. 
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Jul 11, 2017 21:44
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PCOS Bill posted:That pussy wants to be grabbed itt pcos bill wants to molest cats
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Jul 11, 2017 21:50
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whodatwhere posted:I think this is the original source of the underwater weigh thing. This one is much longer but at least it's in message board format. I've read this quite a few times and I get what he's saying but I never understood why he posted in the first place. Did he have a question? Was there an issue? Why did he share that story?
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Jul 11, 2017 22:10
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I think he was mad he had to get wet and his sister pretended to put up her hair but didnt like girls do and she enjoyed it and he has 3 bathrooms in his house and it was on a saturday and its the most accurate way of weighing a person and his mom wanted to do that for him and his sister who pretended to put up her hair but didnt and he had to get in a tank of water but he didnt have to take a shower and also hes really loving autistic.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:17
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Dear Prudence posted:I've read this quite a few times and I get what he's saying but I never understood why he posted in the first place. Did he have a question? Was there an issue? Why did he share that story? His sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. He didn't take a shower and she didn't too. Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:18
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Dear Prudence posted:I've read this quite a few times and I get what he's saying but I never understood why he posted in the first place. Did he have a question? Was there an issue? Why did he share that story? A Moose posted:hes really loving autistic. Seriously for a second, if you've ever spoken with anyone who was autistic who manages to function in society, one of the things they love is to just start talking about something completely irrelevant and just talk and talk and talk. I was living with some friends years ago and we knew a dude online who we played WoW with who was like that. We had a single speaker for voice chat in the computer room, and we once left him talking about whatever when we went to go and get food and beer. We got back after 45 minutes and not only had he not stopped talking, he hadn't noticed we were gone.
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Jul 11, 2017 22:30
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Phlegmish posted:I love this and I can't articulate why
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Jul 11, 2017 22:32
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Slime posted:itt pcos bill wants to molest cats Not just this thread, and not just cats. guns
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Jul 11, 2017 23:11
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The Bloop posted:Not just this thread, and not just cats. I wanna finger every gat but Johnny.
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Jul 11, 2017 23:26
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Underwater weighing is actually a thing. Its called hydrostatic weighing that somehow figures out how much fat you have vs the rest of your weight. Also I'm pretty sure he was just mad he had to waste a day off from school by taking this test.
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Dear Prudence posted:I've read this quite a few times and I get what he's saying but I never understood why he posted in the first place. Did he have a question? Was there an issue? Why did he share that story? He didn't want to waste his day off getting a surprise underwater weighing. (this is the "low" thing his mother "stooped too" that caused him to create the topic). His sister was in a bra and shorts, which he keeps saying because he thought the audience would like to hear about how she was in tight wet clothing. His sister doesn't do much, which is why he thinks she "enjoyed every minute of it". (he also believes she enjoyed the tight clothing. To be fair, he would have too, if he wasn't so angry.) His sister wanted to wear her hair in a ponytail, which the doctor the doctor would not allow. To get back at his mom, he planned to refuse to shower before the test, however, she said he didn't have to shower if he didn't want to. ( This is why he keeps mentioning showering. He does not like taking showers, only doing so when his mother forces him to for school).
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Jul 12, 2017 01:17
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A great burn from a Jewish person.
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Jul 12, 2017 01:19
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Paladinus posted:A great burn from a Jewish person. Jews have experience with roasting people
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Jul 12, 2017 01:25
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RentACop posted:He didn't want to waste his day off getting a surprise underwater weighing. (this is the "low" thing his mother "stooped too" that caused him to create the topic). What the gently caress, don't ruin it for us nerdwhisperer
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Jul 12, 2017 01:44
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There's plenty of mystery left. We still don't know what the gently caress he's talking about with the fake ponytail pulling back thing. That girls do at the YMCA, apparently. We still don't know why he thinks his sister enjoyed it, really - we know that OP thinks she has no life and therefore isn't pissed about losing a day off like he is, but why would she go so far as to enjoy it? We still don't know why two nearly adult people are willing to go out in public without showering. We still don't know why a 16-year-old is incapable of understanding why underwater weighing is done - he seems to think it will be more accurate than a scale. And above all, we don't know why someone who is presumably in high school and not in special education can't understand that when people ask for clarification, copy/pasting what you said before isn't going to help any.
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Jul 12, 2017 01:53
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nerdwhisperer would be a good forums name.
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Jul 12, 2017 01:57
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  Ben Shapiro is not a meme. Dramatic readings of Ben Shapiro's lovely conservative military wank fiction and its loving descriptions of towering bears of men is a meme, however. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYp_6DcUzbU
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Jul 12, 2017 01:59
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I think someone explaining that the "loving every minute of it / bra and panties" thing was just assuming that she was getting her rocks off doing it (water near her privates had to be a turnon, obviously), while he hated it.
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Guy Mann posted:
Jesus Christ, those guys have managed to make a lovely book unfunny. Also, what the hell is the meme in the first image?
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