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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I get the feeling that Dana Carvey has probably killed at least one person and possibly worn their skin.

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






precision posted:

I get the feeling that Dana Carvey has probably killed at least one person and possibly worn their skin.

I just assumed that's how the turtleman costume was made?

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I've started Wynonna Earp, and so far my only beef with it is about "Wyatt's Gun", which is all wrong for a number of reasons.

Snak fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Jul 11, 2017

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


DivisionPost posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGomupAJBxo

Man, that first full week of September is going to be some good poo poo. Before this drops on the 10th, we'll have BoJack season 4 on the 8th and You're the Worst Season 4 on the 6th.

I would trust David Simon but man that does not look good. Who the gently caress are you trying to kid with that mustache, James Franco.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Ep2 of Wynonna Earp is much better so far. And ny much better, I mean it's great. Funny and engaging.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Snak posted:

I've started Wynonna Earp, and so far my only beef with it is about "Wyatt's Gun", which is all wrong for a number of reasons.

Yeah, but that gat looks way cooler.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I think that long, unsupported barrels look dumb.

I can respect the pop-culture origins of the gun, it's just aesthetically displeasing to me.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
But it's a real gun, for real men.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



Mu Zeta posted:

Also David Simon's last two HBO shows were disappointingly dull IMO. The New Orleans one and the one with Oscar Isaac.

Show Me a Hero was a bit dry but it was :smith: as gently caress watching a guy trying his absolute damnedest to do the right thing and ultimately collapse in on himself. It was also disheartening but not very surprising to learn that the housing case was fought tooth and nail until 2007.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
show me a hero was loving awesome. deuce doesn't appeal to me yet though

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Escobarbarian posted:

show me a hero was loving awesome. deuce doesn't appeal to me yet though

Oh, it's worth mentioning that my excitement is a little bit inflated because Michelle MacLaren, the best Breaking Bad director, is the lead director on this.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Oh she is? Well that's very neat. Main thing not appealing to me is the subject matter. I have no reason to believe Simon's writing style is specifically suited to this type of show. Obviously planning on giving him the benefit of the doubt though

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
Checked Netflix for first time in a few weeks and there's some sort of Castlevania show now?

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Zerilan posted:

Checked Netflix for first time in a few weeks and there's some sort of Castlevania show now?

Yes. It's good but ends on a cliffhanger before anything really happens. It's been renewed for season 2.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


At this point, unless you are really really interested, I would wait for season 2 of Castlevania to come out before starting to watch. The four episodes is essentially a pilot movie.

Elite
Oct 30, 2010
I thought Castlevania was pretty fun, but yes it did feel like a pilot series or a prequel series.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Escobarbarian posted:

Oh she is? Well that's very neat. Main thing not appealing to me is the subject matter. I have no reason to believe Simon's writing style is specifically suited to this type of show. Obviously planning on giving him the benefit of the doubt though

Yeah, Simon's whole thing is that he spent a lot of time embedded as a journalist which gave him a lot of firsthand experience that he was able to draw from for his fiction. Unless he built a time machine or is a Highlander there's no way he has that kind of experience with the 70s porn industry.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Elite posted:

I thought Castlevania was pretty fun, but yes it did feel like a pilot series or a prequel series.

Yeah, don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it. It just...stops though. There's a bunch of world building, our heroes get together, and then..done. It just feels like it would be better to watch right before the 2nd season starts.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Guy Mann posted:

Yeah, Simon's whole thing is that he spent a lot of time embedded as a journalist which gave him a lot of firsthand experience that he was able to draw from for his fiction. Unless he built a time machine or is a Highlander there's no way he has that kind of experience with the 70s porn industry.

Generation Kill was fine and he had nothing to do with the original book.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
Least we know that Season 2 is going to be 8 episodes.

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer

DivisionPost posted:

Michelle MacLaren, the best Breaking Bad director, is the lead director on this.

Second Best

That's still cool to see though.

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
How are people not excited for an HBO show in the 70s Porn Industry though? What's not to love about Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I've never seen Vinyl but I also have heard absolutely nothing about it from anyone. Even John from Cincinnati had more fans.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Just watched the first episode of Black Mirror.

:stare:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Hey, remember when everyone said the end of The Waldo Moment was really stupid and unrealistic?

WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR POWERS FOR GOOD, CHARLIE?

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Looten Plunder posted:

How are people not excited for an HBO show in the 70s Porn Industry though? What's not to love about Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll?

Vinyl had that and no one cared. For whatever reason 70s period pieces are rarely that exciting.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Hakkesshu posted:

Vinyl had that and no one cared. For whatever reason 70s period pieces are rarely that exciting.

The Get Down

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Arist posted:

The Get Down


Hakkesshu posted:

no one cared

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I cared

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

muscles like this! posted:

Hey, remember when everyone said the end of The Waldo Moment was really stupid and unrealistic?

WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR POWERS FOR GOOD, CHARLIE?

The Waldo Moment was originally written back when Da Ali G show was big and was mostly based on Charlie Brooker thinking that Sacha Baron Cohen and his fake personas were really annoying. Really if you're a fan of Black Mirror it's totally worth reading about the origins of the the scripts from the British series because some of them have roots dating as far back as the 1990s, it makes you appreciate how most of the show's cutting-edge commentary is actually fairly timeless and universal.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
The Mist is real bad.

Cop tells 17 year old kid he can't have a sip wine, "No underage drinking."
"Aw come on," says rape victim's dad.
"You of all people should know what that leads to," says the cop.

In a mall full of people two people commit suicide. They have dog tags so mall cop decides the military is involved in whatever's going on and announces to everybody, "We need to search everybody for dog tags!" One guy runs for it, he's got tags.

I can put all that in spoiler tags, but none of it really matters and it would only be to spare you guys from accidentally reading it.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I'm so glad I'm not watching that. Quit watching that and watch Wynnona Earp instead.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Yeah I think I'll do that.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I'm still watching The Mist and I still can't remember anything besides moth dude and am just waiting for more of that.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Inspector 34 posted:

The Mist is real bad.

Cop tells 17 year old kid he can't have a sip wine, "No underage drinking."
"Aw come on," says rape victim's dad.
"You of all people should know what that leads to," says the cop.

:stare:

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I love both the original novella and the film adaptation of The Mist but even in those shorter formats the characters all being such broad caricatures was starting to wear thin by the end, I can't imagine how bad it would get if you stretched it out to the length of a season of television.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I actually don't think The Mist is as dumb as Inspector is making it sound but its still too dumb for me to waste energy remembering context and defending it.

Guy Mann posted:

I love both the original novella and the film adaptation of The Mist but even in those shorter formats the characters all being such broad caricatures was starting to wear thin by the end, I can't imagine how bad it would get if you stretched it out to the length of a season of television.

Its like... nothing like either the story or the film. Its actually weird that they kept in the military thing because everything else is so wildly doing its own thing.

Like, as far as I can tell its not monsters from another dimension but rather some sort of mother nature backlash with bugs and frogs. And the super religious lady who goes crazy is actually a hippie who is slowly thinking the world is getting angry and she seems right but a priest is being a dick to her because he thinks its the apocalypse and she's a heathen. But then there was some random smoke thing that killed a kid and may have possessed another kid or something. But the military is still involved somehow and they included troops trying to cover up and then killing themselves. And some guy had a moth fly into his ear and then dozens of moths came out of his mouth and a giant moth ripped him apart from the inside or he was turning into a giant moth or something?

poo poo's bonkers (but in a boring way) but it bears only a passing resemblance to King's story.

STAC Goat fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jul 12, 2017

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Hakkesshu posted:

Vinyl had that and no one cared. For whatever reason 70s period pieces are rarely that exciting.

I'm really surprised nobody has tried to do a TV show of Dazed and Confused, it would probably be great.

YES I KNOW THAT 70s SHOW EXISTED, my point still stands

Several Goblins
Jul 30, 2006

"What the hell do they mean? Beefcake?"


So Couch Chat, I'm some sort of weird crazy person who has watched almost nothing but movies for my entire life. I've only seen a small handful of TV shows to completion, and a few episodes or first seasons here and there. And most of what I've watched have been recent. My girlfriend and co-workers have been telling me to catch up on stuff for forever now and I'm just now getting around to doing it. I've seen the following shows in their entirety:

Firefly
Deadwood
Westworld
Twin Peaks
Fargo
True Detective
American Gods
The Walking Dead
Legion

And uhh....that's it. I think I have a long way to go. :aaa:

Several Goblins fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jul 12, 2017

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Hey, remember that whole "Amelia Earhart photo" thing that blew up last week and was the subject of another overblown History channel special?

Whomp whomp
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/11/blogger-discredits-claim-amelia-earhart-was-taken-prisoner-by-japan
A blogger by the name of Kota Yamano says it took him less than 30 minutes to completely debunk the theory and he did it by the complicated method of "typing the name of the island into a public archive website."

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