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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

UmOk posted:

Lol. Like people under 30 use Facebook.

Yea, it's more like it went viral on...

*Googles*

Whisper?

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

UmOk posted:

Lol. Like people under 30 use Facebook.

They totally do. The era of there being one be-all, end-all social network is over- your average kid has at least a Facebook, a Twitter and a Snapchat, and chances are they also use Instagram, Kik, Reddit, Whisper, and any number of also-rans and fad apps.

e: this isn't to say that any one of these in particular is their primary social network, or that the balance of time spent on each is necessarily equal, but y'know.

WeedlordGoku69 fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jul 13, 2017

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Electromax posted:

Nowadays bullying is done on Facebook and you attack the social reputation, not the physical person.

I'm imagining that Spider-Sense scene in the first movie only instead of a punch everything goes slowmo as Flash goes to hit send on his #penisparker tweet.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

The only time I recall getting bullied was in the sixth grade when I went to a new school. There was a big not-so-smart guy in my math class who saw it happen. I offered to do his math homework for a few days if he'd get them off my back. I dunno what he did but it worked out pretty well all around.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Danger posted:

So did I just miss the Birdman joke or was there actually no Birdman joke, in which case this is a 2/5 at best for that glaring oversight.

Well, did you see the 'destruction porn' part of the Birdman movie?

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
I didn't catch any nods to Birdman, but I did catch a pretty sweet nod to Batman, actually.

When Vulture first grabs Spidey and tosses him in the water, he flies up into the moon in almost the exact same framing as the scene from Batman 89 where the Bat-Wing does the same thing. If they didn't mean that as a nod, I'd be super surprised.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I didn't catch any nods to Birdman, but I did catch a pretty sweet nod to Batman, actually.

When Vulture first grabs Spidey and tosses him in the water, he flies up into the moon in almost the exact same framing as the scene from Batman 89 where the Bat-Wing does the same thing. If they didn't mean that as a nod, I'd be super surprised.

I noticed that too but didn't put two and two together because I'm a dumbass

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Junior Jr. posted:

No he was cool with being at that party because he's friends with Peter and bragged that Peter knew Spider-Man, that's how he even got there in the first place.

Also I just noticed Flash didn't even seem like a real threat to Peter, all he did was call him 'Penis Parker' and that's it. He didn't even try to bully him. How pussy is this school?

Peter went to a magnet school so the student body is made up of far fewer meatheads. Flash wasn't supposed to be the stereotypical physical bully. Just a big jerk.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Lobok posted:

Peter went to a magnet school so the student body is made up of far fewer meatheads. Flash wasn't supposed to be the stereotypical physical bully. Just a big jerk.

Oh I get it, this Peter goes to a school for 'special' people. That could explain why Flash was weak.

But they also have gym class, so why doesn't Flash get buff doing that?

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

WampaLord posted:

Yea, it's more like it went viral on...

*Googles*

Whisper?

If Spider-Man doesn't Bing is he even really Spider-Man?

Phantom Star
Feb 16, 2005

Junior Jr. posted:

Oh I get it, this Peter goes to a school for 'special' people. That could explain why Flash was weak.

But they also have gym class, so why doesn't Flash get buff doing that?

I figure they moved away from Flash being a stereo typical "jock" bully because Peter could just take punches from him all day and not care. It's also too easy for Peter to turn the tables on a physical bully by being quick.

Peter doesn't have any powers to prevent a jerk from talking poo poo all day and if Flash never throws a first punch then no matter how angry Flash makes Peter, he can't hit Flash or he becomes the bully - and you know Flash would play up being attacked and say he's terrified of Peter, even if he isn't. A cowardly rear end in a top hat bully just seem a lot more culturally relevant and interesting here than a dumb jock bully would be.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Darth Walrus posted:

Like, pre-Afghanistan Tony had far less reason...to sell WMDs to murderous criminals.

iirc he sold them to the united states military

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

R. Guyovich posted:

iirc he sold them to the united states military

He did. It was Obadiah Stane selling them to terrorists, and Tony's move to stop making weapons entirely and make Stark Industries accountable for the damage its weapons caused is why Stane tries to kill him.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

WillyTheNewGuy posted:

I figure they moved away from Flash being a stereo typical "jock" bully because Peter could just take punches from him all day and not care. It's also too easy for Peter to turn the tables on a physical bully by being quick.

Peter doesn't have any powers to prevent a jerk from talking poo poo all day and if Flash never throws a first punch then no matter how angry Flash makes Peter, he can't hit Flash or he becomes the bully - and you know Flash would play up being attacked and say he's terrified of Peter, even if he isn't. A cowardly rear end in a top hat bully just seem a lot more culturally relevant and interesting here than a dumb jock bully would be.

Why doesn't he attack Ned instead? Instead of just facing Peter head on, he could get rough with his friend/sidekick, because he probably knows how close friends they are. That would enrage Peter, because I'm sure he looks out for people close to him, and encourage him to sock Flash in the face and wind up in trouble. Actually making Flash a minor threat in the story.

I only just posted that and already thought up some character development the writers didn't think of. Why isn't Sony consulting me for MCU ideas?

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I didn't catch any nods to Birdman, but I did catch a pretty sweet nod to Batman, actually.

When Vulture first grabs Spidey and tosses him in the water, he flies up into the moon in almost the exact same framing as the scene from Batman 89 where the Bat-Wing does the same thing. If they didn't mean that as a nod, I'd be super surprised.

Also later on in the movie when Vulture is perched on the edge of a skyscraper - I thought that shot was Batman as gently caress.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Cythereal posted:

He did. It was Obadiah Stane selling them to terrorists, and Tony's move to stop making weapons entirely and make Stark Industries accountable for the damage its weapons caused is why Stane tries to kill him.

since i went a to c for that joke, let me throw in b: my implication was that the us military is murderous criminals

a cock shaped fruit
Aug 23, 2010



The true enemy of humanity is disorder.

The Lord Bude posted:

Also later on in the movie when Vulture is perched on the edge of a skyscraper - I thought that shot was Batman as gently caress.

People keep saying skyscraper, but I swear it was a billboard. Is there more than one scene? Or did I miss a different cool as gently caress Vulture pose?

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

a cock shaped fruit posted:

People keep saying skyscraper, but I swear it was a billboard. Is there more than one scene? Or did I miss a different cool as gently caress Vulture pose?

the one I'm talking about is towards the end of the movie when he's getting ready to launch his raid on the plane

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Ensign_Ricky posted:

Isn't that literally the origin of the Sinister 6?

Yep. I think it would make for a pretty good comedy and spit in the face of Suicide Squad.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Sounds like this is basically a remake of Iron Man 2.

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
It's not even remotely similar.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003
It's actually a remake of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Danger posted:

So did I just miss the Birdman joke or was there actually no Birdman joke, in which case this is a 2/5 at best for that glaring oversight.

His villain persona was a bird.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
For some reason I'm pretty sure Vulture was a former Air Force pilot, though I don't think there's anything to support that. It would make sense if he built his suit based on the Falcon wing pack, and may have piloted one at some point?

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Inescapable Duck posted:

For some reason I'm pretty sure Vulture was a former Air Force pilot, though I don't think there's anything to support that. It would make sense if he built his suit based on the Falcon wing pack, and may have piloted one at some point?

Well apparently it took him 8 years to master the whole Vulture thing, so even if he wasn't an Air Force pilot, he had to practice his supervillain niche to fly like a pro.

Although when he started doing this, it was during the first Avengers movie (I think) and Homecoming takes place just after Civil War, so really it should've been '5 years later'.

Junior Jr. fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Jul 13, 2017

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Inescapable Duck posted:

For some reason I'm pretty sure Vulture was a former Air Force pilot, though I don't think there's anything to support that. It would make sense if he built his suit based on the Falcon wing pack, and may have piloted one at some point?

His costume has parts that read as "pilot" but it's never stated. The style of helmet and the green, nighttime displays. The bomber jacket as well, although those have always been popular with non-pilots, especially older white dads!

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Lobok posted:

His costume has parts that read as "pilot" but it's never stated. The style of helmet and the green, nighttime displays. The bomber jacket as well, although those have always been popular with non-pilots, especially older white dads!

Plus, he's an underground arms dealer. Fighter pilot helmets shouldn't be too hard for him to get his hands on.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I saw a pretty neat fan theory that perhaps the reason Toomes is so good at using his wonderful wing suit is that he may have belonged to the same unit as Falcon. It wouldn't be too out there to have that kind of link, considering the school's principal is a descendant from one of Captain America's other wartime buddies!

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



It's like the Star Wars universe: everyone is connected.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Vintersorg posted:

It's like the Star Wars universe: everyone is connected.

Just like real life! I cannot believe the amount of people that keep showing up around me over the globe. It's nutso!

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I don't think you understand.

In Star Wars everyone is someones uncle or long lost cousin. Everyone knows the same shady dealers.

Or dumb loving fan theories that Rey is Obi Wans daughter or something.

See: Fans are loving dumb.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Junior Jr. posted:

Why doesn't he attack Ned instead? Instead of just facing Peter head on, he could get rough with his friend/sidekick, because he probably knows how close friends they are. That would enrage Peter, because I'm sure he looks out for people close to him, and encourage him to sock Flash in the face and wind up in trouble. Actually making Flash a minor threat in the story.

I only just posted that and already thought up some character development the writers didn't think of. Why isn't Sony consulting me for MCU ideas?

Sometime a lovely teen is just a lovely teen.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

VideoGames posted:

It wouldn't be too out there to have that kind of link, considering the school's principal is a descendant from one of Captain America's other wartime buddies!

Is this for real?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Yeah, he has the same last name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FzmFw1r0nU

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

This movie is as perfect a synthesis of my fav things regarding Marvel and Bendis era Spider-man, from the sure handling of the plot and script, to the real deal consequences of this batshit comic world being taken seriously, to character motivations that ring both true and incredibly fascinating.

This might be my fav Marvel movie right now, and its so good that I'm flashing back to reading Ultimate Spider-man when I was like 11 years old. It's...nostalgiac?

Serf
May 5, 2011


Doesn't the principal also have a picture of the guy from First Avenger in his office and his military medals?

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Vintersorg posted:

I don't think you understand.

In Star Wars everyone is someones uncle or long lost cousin. Everyone knows the same shady dealers.

Or dumb loving fan theories that Rey is Obi Wans daughter or something.

See: Fans are loving dumb.

Oh whoops. Yeah you're right I didn't think of that.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

VideoGames posted:

Oh whoops. Yeah you're right I didn't think of that.

If it makes you feel any better I have a rich aunt who travels and I don't keep track of and I've run into her in 3 big American cities without knowing she was there. I just assumed you had the same deal.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Everyone in Star Wars is related through my main man Bigger Luke

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Also wanted to say how awesome it was to watch this movie in Queens and see streets and trains you use everyday reflected in celluloid. Like that street and raised subway (Astoria Blvd) is a couple of blocks away from my house. There's plenty of filming in NYC, but usually it's only establishing shots and the like for a soundstage in LA, and this is best movie I've seen in a while that really reflects what life is like living here. It felt like the neighborhood, + a suited up hero flipping around over it.

e:

Lobok posted:

And not that one movie's take on a character excuses another movie's, but people were arguing way back about the Raimi movies that MJ wasn't the MJ they knew. There was the acting element but fans considered her a mash-up of Gwen and MJ. There wasn't any of that party girl, go-go dancer, boogie-my-blues-away personality. Dunst's MJ was not a You Just Hit the Jackpot kind of woman.

It does fit Bendis' portrayal of MJ, like her character and the glasses girl next to faux Felicia Hardy in the opening shot of the movie would be a perfect combination, regarding personality/looks.

edit 2: I meant MJ in this movie, not the one in the Raimi movies, sorry.

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